Chapter 67: Self-Introduction

Chapter 67: Chapter 67: Self-Introduction

Lynn Miller: "......"

Taylor: "......"

Brown: "......"

When it was the other team’s turn, someone asked tentatively, "Are you guys boxers?"

Brown showed off his fists: "Yep, I’m The Boxing King, Brown."

The team members: "......"

Brown: "......"

Taylor solemnly introduced himself: "Hi everyone, I’m Taylor. People know me as a boxer, but I’m also a philanthropist, actor, and entrepreneur. I’ve overcome challenges and set an example for others thanks to my resilience, relentless effort, and success. I’m currently exploring ways to enjoy life, and the adventure base in the forest is my biggest project. I hope my experience can help and inspire more people."

The others glanced at each other, and then came a rustling round of applause, each one wearing a polite and awkward smile.

Two of them having the same names as the international boxing champs—it’s just absurd.

Especially Taylor’s self-intro, it’s even more like the real Boxing King than the real deal. Wild, totally wild...

After Taylor and Brown sat by the fire, Zayed and the others began their introductions.

Soon it was Kyle Beckett’s turn. Kyle stood up from the rock and made a perfect gentleman’s gesture: "Big bro Taylor, big bro Brown, hey, I’m Kyle Beckett, from Z country, professional actor, nice to meet you guys."

After he sat down, Miles Yates stood up next: "Hi, I’m Miles Yates, from Z country, actor and performer, very happy to meet you all."

Lynn Miller got a little nervous and stood: "Big bros, I’m Lynn Miller, we’re all from Z country. My job...my job is...group fitness instructor. Yeah, you know, the healthy kind, aerobics, stuff like that."

Kyle Beckett, Miles Yates, Renee Morgan: "......"

Zara Chapman and Wendy Aldridge both gave her a weird look.

Lynn Miller really didn’t dare to say she’s a Taekwondo coach. What if the two big bros got interested and wanted to spar?

She still remembered last night, when they tried to fight Renee Morgan. With their fighting spirit, she was scared, seriously.

When it was Zara Chapman’s turn, she straightened her clothes, stood up with a straight back, hands clasped in front: "Hello, I’m Zara Chapman, Z-country actress, film and TV star, very happy to meet you all."

Taylor and Brown, both tall and burly, sat on stone blocks with hands propping up their faces, their big round eyes a bit dazed, lips curled with a mysterious smile, slowly nodding.

Zara Chapman lifted her chin and sat back down.

Wendy Aldridge stood up openly, giving them a gentle smile: "Hello, I’m Wendy Aldridge, Z-country actress, new to the industry, just graduated this year, nice to meet you."

Finally it was Renee Morgan’s turn. Taylor and Brown both knew her name, and at this point, they’d shaken off any sleepiness, their eyes shining and locked on her, waiting to hear her badass origin story.

Renee Morgan stood up, her cool gaze sweeping over them: "I’m Renee Morgan, from Z country."

Taylor: "......"

Brown: "......"

"Not detailed enough." Taylor complained, like, why so little effort?

Compared to the others’ intros, Renee Morgan spoke again: "Z country, entertainment performer."

Taylor started clapping: "Wow, are you a huge star? Like, a Kung Fu superstar?"

Renee Morgan had just debuted and knew herself well: "I’m a rookie actor, not a big star."

Wendy Aldridge chuckled, drawing Taylor and Brown’s attention, and then spoke with a smile: "Rainie and I are both newcomers. Ms. Chapman is our senior; she’s won Best Actress before and is our role model." Though it’s just a minor Best Actress, she does have some chops.

Zara Chapman puffed up her chest, giving Wendy Aldridge an encouraging smile.

Taylor and Brown, however, weren’t looking at her, completely ignoring Wendy Aldridge, their eyes locked on Renee Morgan, showing genuine admiration.

Taylor: "You’re definitely gonna be a superstar, mega famous, as awesome as me."

Renee Morgan: "......" Was that last bit serious?

Brown: "Exactly, you totally can—trust us."

Renee Morgan: "Thank you." But she didn’t really buy it.

Zara Chapman and Wendy Aldridge scoffed inside—such bragging, why not just fly off into space?

The livestream audience, clueless, nearly laughed their guts out.

[Taylor the Boxing King howling when bitten by wolves—that sound, I recorded the screen, gonna use it for a short video soundtrack tonight, hahaha, aiming for top plays across the internet.]

[Morgan was so epic—scaring off the wolf pack with her horse stance move, Taylor and Brown totally stunned. In their eyes, Morgan must have looked like a glowing Kung Fu superstar.]

[Morgan is so cool, her stare’s killing me, I could watch her moves all day, begging Morgan to do an action movie, screaming!!]

[Morgan? Is that how you call her? She’s Renee to you! Crowdfunding links set up already, why aren’t you sending Renee to solo the wolf pack?]

You solo, they’re a whole wolf gang.

[Go away! Renee for the win.]

[Wow, Taylor and Brown have finally seen the truth. Renee Morgan’s international status right now is totally superstar level.]

[Dying of laughter, those contemptuous looks from Wendy Aldridge and Zara Chapman—waiting for them to roast the others later.]

Foreign viewers, meanwhile, exaggeratedly popped their big eyes, unable to believe the screams they heard.

[No way, this can’t be real.]

[Oh, it’s our Taylor and Brown—they got bitten by wolves on the leg and arm, and even knocked out a wolf with a punch! Pity there were too many wolves, they couldn’t KO them all.]

[Thanks bro for the thrilling commentary. Now up are the Z-country female stars—our Renee! Yep, the Renee you’ve heard about, a super-super superstar. Okay, in our eyes, she is a superstar. Watch, she just saved Taylor and Brown! Oh wow, Z-country Kung Fu, Z-country Kung Fu, she used it to scare away the wolf pack—omg, kneeling, kneeling, kneeling, bowing down!!!!]

Chinese viewers: "[...]" You people really have potential to destroy the planet.

Chinese viewers took a deep breath, tapping their keyboards to calmly explain: "[Guys, Renee’s move is just the horse stance, a typical basic skill in Z-country martial arts. She faced off with the wolf pack using her aura—just a bit of intimidation.]"

Nope, nope, they weren’t listening!

[Trust me, Renee could totally KO Taylor and Brown in a single punch.]

Chinese viewers: "[...]" That’s bullshit, it’s never gonna happen.

[No, no, no, Renee wouldn’t KO them, she’d give them three free moves first. That’s what Kung Fu superstars always do—graciously letting opponents have a head start.]

Chinese viewers: "[...]" What kind of dumbass courtesy is that? If she actually let them have three moves, Renee Morgan would be a pile of mush.

When it hit the self-introduction segment, the foreigners lost their chill again.