Ch. 263 - See, Even a Dog Won't Eat This

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Chen Shu's judgment wasn't wrong. Even if a Gold-rank Beast Tamer ate that stuff, they'd be shitting themselves into an existential crisis...

Every five minutes, the Light-Wing Bird Lord had to let it out. Otherwise, the pain was simply unbearable.

Two whole hours.

The once-handsome Light-Wing Bird was now completely wilted and drained, looking like it had been squeezed dry.

Though its combat strength hadn't been affected too badly, the sheer grievance in its heart... its lordly dignity was utterly gone.

Finally, they returned to their territory.

Atop a hill, the Light-Wing Bird flock perched on the summit, gazing at the bright moonlight, listening to the "pitter-patter" sounds coming from their lord down below.

Every single one of them was in a state of utter bewilderment...

Wave after wave of stench drifted up, leaving the many Light-Wing Birds furious but too afraid to voice a single complaint...

In the distance.

Chen Shu and the other two covered their mouths and noses, following the trail all the way.

Xu Xingxing spoke up. "Chen Pi, you fucking used a laxative? And how the hell is it this strong?"

"Just a little something, just a little something..."

Chen Shu laughed proudly. He really hadn't expected that his randomly mixed laxative would actually work on a Black Iron Lord.

Too bad it wasn't a system-rewarded laxative — or else it definitely could have shat that Black Iron Lord to death!

Still, his self-made concoction was decent enough. At least the ingredients were cheap, and it should weaken the opponent somewhat.

As for side effects... well, it only had a teeny, tiny little impact on the alternate dimension's ecosystem...

"Goddamn, that guy didn't use poison — he went with laxatives?"

In the distance, Du Ming was already completely dumbstruck. He never imagined things could be this absurd...

The three no longer needed the Winged Caterpillar to point the way.

They could find the Light-Wing Bird territory just by following the smell alone.

"Holy shit, it's still going..."

Chen Shu immediately spotted the Light-Wing Bird Lord's position — it was squatting right beneath the hill.

Moonlight spilled across the land. Its eyes were filled with melancholy and gloom.

In a state like this... how was it supposed to face its own flock?

The Mutant Thunderbird suppressed its aura and slowly approached to within a few hundred meters of the Light-Wing Bird Lord.

At that moment, the Light-Wing Bird flock on the hill were all covering their mouths and noses, looking utterly unable to bear it, completely oblivious to the three's arrival.

"I'll go first!"

Chen Shu's eyes darted, and he signaled the other two to stay put.

Alone, using the grass as cover, he crawled forward on his belly.

Although his body had been strengthened, he was still nowhere near a fierce beast's level — he wouldn't alert them.

And right now, the Light-Wing Bird Lord was fully concentrated on its squat, with absolutely no attention to spare for its surroundings.

"Fuck, it really reeks!"

Chen Shu pulled a torn urea bag from his pack, fashioned it into a mask, and pulled it over his head.

The distance between the two sides slowly closed.

"Just about right!"

Chen Shu's eyes sharpened. The space above the Light-Wing Bird Lord tore open.

A golden mass instantly appeared, its expression resolute, and sat down hard toward the target below!

Scree!

The Light-Wing Bird Lord let out a long cry, its entire body feeling incomparably blissful. It never even noticed the shadow enveloping it.

Boom!

In that instant, the Slime sat down, pinning it directly!

The Light-Wing Bird Lord struggled, but there was no way it could withstand something this big.

"Way too easy!"

Chen Shu rose coolly, dusting off his hands. He really hadn't expected its vigilance to be this poor.

Guess shitting its brains out really did a number on its awareness!

Xu Xingxing and the other received the signal. The Mutant Thunderbird sped over, closing in on the Light-Wing Bird Lord.

"Take off first!"

There were over a thousand Light-Wing Birds on that hill. One misstep and they could be wiped out in seconds.

The three mounted the Mutant Thunderbird, leaving only the golden Slime on the ground below.

"Awooo!"

The Husky on the bird's back howled, its eyes blazing with skill light.

Boom boom boom!

Five fireballs blasted into the Light-Wing Bird Lord's head with precision. Blood splattered, and it was instantly wounded.

At the same time, the Slime kept wriggling its butt back and forth.

"Scree!"

The Light-Wing Bird Lord's body was in agony, and it finally registered the danger, immediately calling for reinforcements.

Its skills and talents were all sealed. With its own strength alone, there was no way it could shake off the giant thing on top of it.

The thousand-plus Light-Wing Birds on the hill heard their lord's cry for help.

In that instant, over a thousand pairs of light wings spread open, radiating a dreamlike splendor!

"Don't fight them head-on!"

Chen Shu's eyes turned serious. A thousand-plus Light-Wing Birds, all releasing their skills at once — even the Husky could be obliterated.

The Light-Wing Bird flock cast a deep look at the three.

But they didn't attack. Instead, they approached their lord's position.

The moment they saw that giant Slime, the flock screeched incessantly.

In an instant, their wings blazed with skill light. Golden rays shot forth like blades — their talent skill, [Wing Slash]!

Bang!

Several golden rays struck, but they dealt no damage whatsoever. They didn't even leave a mark.

"Scree scree scree!"

The Light-Wing Bird Lord was gravely wounded, but at least it could still give orders. It immediately commanded the flock to take action.

In that instant, over a thousand Light-Wing Birds unleashed their talent skills simultaneously — all of them aimed at the exact same spot on the Slime's body.

"This beast's got a bit of brains..."

Chen Shu rubbed his chin. Although the Slime had sealed their lord,

it was similarly immobilized, reduced to nothing more than a sitting duck.

The Slime instantly activated its skill [Sleep-Kill]. Its defense and elemental resistance skyrocketed.

Boom boom boom!

Countless golden rays raged in. The blinding radiance was impossible to look at directly.

"Squish!"

The Slime sank into a sleeping state, perceiving no pain, but a wound about half a meter long had appeared on its body, colorless blood flowing steadily from it.

Hundreds — thousands — of [Wing Slashes] had broken through its defense!

"Finish this fast!"

Although the Slime was wounded, with its formidable vitality, it could hold on for now.

Hunting a Lord-level fierce beast came with two difficulties.

The first was its own combat power. The second — its accompanying flock was equally troublesome.

The Husky's mouth condensed another large ice ball.

Crack!

The ice ball burst. The Light-Wing Bird Lord took yet another hit.

Moments later, the Husky spat five fireballs in rapid succession, blasting its head clean apart!

Another Lord had fallen here!

At this point, the Light-Wing Birds' [Wing Slash] was still on cooldown. They couldn't even get a second round of attacks off.

Scree!

With their lord dead, the flock panicked immediately and ultimately broke apart in disarray.

Xie Sunan, butcher cleaver in hand, gazed at the dead Light-Wing Bird Lord.

With an utterly disgusted expression, he said, "Holy shit, Chen Pi, this is fucking nasty."

All around the Light-Wing Bird was nothing but bird shit. It was genuinely too revolting to look at.

"If you want to take down a lord the easy way, there's always gonna be a price."

Chen Shu shrugged.

If not for the laxative, the three of them trying to kill a lord from within a beast horde wouldn't have been anywhere near this simple.

The Light-Wing Birds' talent skill was an elemental-type ranged attack, far more powerful than the Drill Beasts. It could even threaten the Slime's life.

Its [Rebound Force] couldn't take effect here, so taking on over a thousand ordinary-grade flying fierce beasts was impossible.

Xie Sunan carved out the lord materials and the Beast Taming True Pearl, then asked:

"You still want the meat?"

"Like hell I do!"

Chen Shu waved his hand. The meat probably had laxative residue in it by now. He had absolutely no desire to turn into a Spray Warrior.

At this moment, the three of them had absolutely no idea what kind of horrific impact the Light-Wing Bird Lord's corpse was going to bring down upon [Lieyang Hills]...

Chen Shu patted the Husky's head beside him and asked, "Dumb Husky, you want some?"

"Awooo, awooo!"

The Husky's face was pure disgust. It kept pawing frantically at the grass.

"See? Even a dog won't eat this."

Husky: "???"