Chapter 67

Miu stood there blankly, doing nothing but muttering curses. It seemed 0momo0, who had stuck right beside him and kept typing away with pure, sunny cheer, had drained every last bit of his energy.

Regardless, Mo Yeonhoo kept talking excitedly.

(CH03) 0momo0: I really can do anything you tell me to

(CH03) Miu: I told you to cut it out and just get lost

But then Miu went quiet for a moment, and after a short pause, another chat came up.

(CH03) Miu: You said you’ll do everything?

(CH03) Miu: Anything?

(CH03) Miu: Even if it’s fucking hard?

Mo Yeonhoo looked at the chat and beamed.

(CH03) 0momo0: Yeah

(CH03) 0momo0: Of course!!!

(CH03) 0momo0: Who do you think I am hehe!!

Ah, seriously, I—

(CH03) 0momo0: Yeonhoo can do anything for you hehe

—am so sweet, aren’t I?

(CH03) Miu:

(CH03) 0momo0: Your chat disappearedd

(CH03) Miu: It didn’t disappear

Was it severe if he thought the fact that Miu did not miss even the smallest tail end of his words was adorable?

(CH03) Miu: Fine

(CH03) Miu: Since you said you’d do it

(Notification) Miu has sent you a friend request.

(CH03) 0momo0: Fr... friend request?/friend request??with me???

(CH03) Miu: You don’t want it?

(CH03) 0momo0: No no no I love it so much

He accepted the request with blade-like speed.

(CH03) Miu: From now on, answer my game chats properly and instantly

(CH03) Miu: I’ll have a lot for you to do

Perhaps out of habit, Miu had returned to polite speech again, but for Mo Yeonhoo, the contents of the chat bothered him more.

He has a lot for me to do?

If it was for her, and if it was for the alliance, he truly could help with anything, but for some reason, the word “a lot” felt a little frightening.

(CH03) 0momo0: How much are you planning to make me do..?

(CH03) 0momo0: Can’t you tell me just a tiny bit first so I can at least mentally prepare.........?

(CH03) 0momo0: Ah of course I’m not saying I don’t waanna do it;; just like is it farming or gathering or something haha even just the category

(CH03) Miu: That’s a lot of words??

(CH03) Miu: Yeonhoo

The moment Mo Yeonhoo saw that last chat, he automatically dropped to his knees. He quickly captured the chat window, then poured out his determination in a rapid-fire stream.

(CH03) 0momo0: nononononono no no no no

(CH03) 0momo0: I can do everything

(CH03) 0momo0: Really!!

(CH03) Miu: How reliable

My God, he said I was reliable. Miu said that to me!

(CH03) Miu: Wait. I’ll list it up and send it to you

Then Miu disappeared and said nothing for a while. Had Yeonhoo waited in confusion for around five to ten minutes?

Ding. At last, a message arrived.

Momo’s To-Do List

Momo, he said. That was too cute too. Yeonhoo smiled faintly at the title, opened the link attached to the mail, checked the file, and then froze for a moment.

Why... is it so long?

The scrollbar on the right side of the file Miu had sent was as tiny as a fingernail. The first line caught his eye.

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Basic Principles That Must Be Observed

......Huh?

What was this? As he read what followed, his face gradually turned pale.

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Momo has no human rights, privacy, emotions, or right to refuse, and functions solely as Miu’s tool.

And that was not all.

Below it, there was every kind of content imaginable!

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Behavioral Clauses for Tool Momo

When Miu calls, Momo must respond within five minutes no matter the reason. If response is impossible, the reason must be reported in detail beforehand, and after-the-fact notification will not be accepted.Momo may ask questions regarding Miu’s instructions, but refusal is not permitted. Tasks ordered by Miu are to be handled immediately as the highest priority, regardless of whether Momo is logged into the game.This is seriously modern slavery, isn’t it?

The countless clauses said he had to answer Miu no matter the situation if Miu called, and had to drop everything to help no matter what Miu ordered him to do.

(CH03) 0momo0: Uh I think this is weird..

(CH03) Miu: What is?

(CH03) 0momo0: I think you sent the wrong thing..

(CH03) Miu: There’s no way

(CH03) Miu: The link went through properly

(CH03) Miu: And the upload worked fine too

(CH03) 0momo0: But it’s still weird..

(CH03) Miu: What’s weird about it?

(CH03) 0momo0: It says I’m a tool... ℯℯ𝑙.

(CH03) Miu: That’s right

He had asked because it looked almost like a slave contract, but Miu remained calm.

(CH03) Miu: Good to know you seem capable of reading

(CH03) Miu: Did you read the part telling you to monitor the alliance members too?

This was what he had actually meant to send?

Mo Yeonhoo flinched, then carefully scrolled down.

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Monitoring Alliance Member Activity During Miu’s Absences

When Miu leaves the alliance territory due to news of other alliances’ Siege Wars or similar matters, Momo shall closely observe the alliance members’ conversations and movements in Miu’s place.

Information Dissemination and Reaction Observation

Momo shall spread false information provided by Miu within the alliance, then closely observe and report the alliance members’ reactions and the path by which the information spreads.

Intentional Scapegoat Role

If a situation occurs in which Miu identifies Momo as a spy, Momo shall thoroughly act as though he is protesting his innocence and shall never leave the alliance.

Monitoring Target Activity Reports

Momo shall accurately and without omission report every movement of the monitoring target designated by Miu, including connection time, chat contents, and major activities, to Miu every day.

External Information Collection

Upon Miu’s order, Momo shall secretly infiltrate other alliances without exposing his identity, collect information on Siege War situations and related matters, and report them to Miu in detail.

I’m supposed to monitor people in the alliance territory in Miu’s place, spread information, secretly watch other alliances’ battles, and come back......?

There was an incredible amount to do. There were even other sections.

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Training: Major Dungeon Tries and Reports

Momo shall try the dungeons designated by Miu every week without omission, then report detailed results including whether they were cleared, acquired items, and clear time.

Training: Sniper Firearms

Momo shall proceed with sniper firearm training provided by Miu whenever time permits, and regularly record and report training contents such as accuracy and reaction speed.

Training: Artificial Intelligence PVP

Momo shall consistently conduct PVP training against artificial intelligence (AI), then write and report detailed records of win rate and major battles.

(CH03) 0momo0: What the hell is training?????

He was supposed to do raid tries and shooting practice. When Yeonhoo asked because he wondered what that had to do with finding a spy, Miu calmly explained.

(CH03) Miu: If you end up having to fight, you shouldn’t die for nothing

At the incisive remark that followed, Mo Yeonhoo’s mouth fell open.

(CH03) Miu: There will be a lot of fighting from now on

(CH03) Miu: If you’re bad at the game, you’re dead weight

(CH03) 0momo0: Uh..?

(CH03) Miu: You can’t be useless

That was true. Even today, hadn’t he been attacked by a WAVE someone had forcibly triggered? Still.

(CH03) 0momo0: How am I supposed to do all of this..?

(CH03) 0momo0: There’s too much to do

I mean, I understand the intent, but the content is way too brutal.

No matter how Miyoung-crazed he was, he could not do all that.

Monitoring, scouting Siege Wars, training, reports—just one of those alone would be enough to leave him without enough body to go around, so how was he supposed to do all of it?

But Miu said nothing about that and asked a different question.

(CH03) Miu: Did you see the last part too?

The last part?

Nervously, Mo Yeonhoo scrolled down, then froze. There, written in thick red letters, was the final clause.

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If the above matters cannot be carried out

The connection between Momo and Miu will end.

Mo Yeonhoo’s world collapsed.

(CH03) 0momo0: If I say I can’t do this then our connection ends???

(CH03) Miu: Yes

(CH03) 0momo0: What; does that even make sense?

(CH03) Miu: Can’t do it?

When Yeonhoo asked in disbelief, Miu answered as if he had been waiting for that.