Chapter 66

What kind of reaction will Miu have?

The moment Yeonhoo looked at the screen, his heart pounding—

(CH03) Miu: fu1cking per1verted bas1tard

(Notification) Miu has designated 0momo0 as <Hostile Relationship>!

“Huh?”

...This was not what he had expected. ℴℴ𝘮

(CH03) 0momo0: I’m not even asking you for money 😭 why... why are you mad;;

(CH03) 0momo0: Miu, you don’t have to speak casually if you don’t want to 😭 I’ll be the only one who does 😭

(CH03) Miu: people like you are the weirdest ♥♥ing ones

(CH03) 0momo0: so... why 😭😭😭😭

All he had asked for instead of an expensive gem was to be called Yeonhoo and to use casual speech, hadn’t he?

While Mo Yeonhoo stood there flustered, with no idea how his words might have sounded, Miu strode toward him and typed into chat.

(CH03) Miu: I said no even when you offered 500

(CH03) Miu: I said no even when you offered 850

(CH03) Miu: and instead of that you want me to call you Yeonhoo? Do you think that’s normal, you ♥♥???

Mo Yeonhoo blinked as he read the chat.

(CH03) 0momo0: Oh...!!

Now that he heard it that way, it made an incredible amount of sense.

(CH03) Miu: Oh?

(CH03) Miu: don’t “oh” me

(CH03) 0momo0: But being called Yeonhoo by Miu and having Miu speak casually is worth more than 200 million

(CH03) Miu: Shut u1p

(CH03) Miu: And I’m a man, what the hell

Uh...? A man...?

Mo Yeonhoo froze at the unexpected chat. But only for a moment.

(CH03) 0momo0: Aha

(CH03) Miu: So stop with that Yeonhoo bullshit now and

(CH03) 0momo0: That’s your concept!

(CH03) Miu: ?

(CH03) 0momo0: You’re pretending to be a man, right?

(CH03) 0momo0: Cute.. hehe

(CH03) Miu: Wow, I’m actually losing my mind

(CH03) Miu: What are you going to do if I’m older than you?

Mo Yeonhoo froze.

To be honest, Miyoung’s face looked so young and rabbit-like that he had naturally assumed he was older, but it belatedly occurred to him that the opposite might be true.

(CH03) 0momo0: Older, then?

Mo Yeonhoo would welcome Miyoung being older too.

(CH03) Miu: fu1ck

(CH03) Miu: You’re impossible to talk to

Clack—Miu aimed the muzzle of his gun at 0momo0 as if he might shoot straight through his head at any moment.

(CH03) Miu: Because of revive

(CH03) Miu: I can’t even kill this thing

But if he killed him now, 0momo0 would revive in the alliance territory. Remembering that fact, Miu used the gun to—

(Notification) Miu is attacking 0momo0!

—beat 0momo0 with it.

Mo Yeonhoo’s eyes went round after being hit.

(CH03) 0momo0: Ah!!!

(Notification) Miu is attacking 0momo0!

(CH03) 0momo0: Why are you hitting me

(CH03) 0momo0: People shouldn’t be hit even with flowers 😭😭😭😭

(CH03) 0momo0: You hit me with a gun??????

(CH03) Miu: Shut up♥♥

(Notification) Miu is attacking 0momo0!

The damage was not particularly high. But being thwacked over and over with a big gun felt strangely awful.

(CH03) 0momo0: How can you hit me when we’re in the same alliance??

(Notification) Miu is attacking 0momo0!

(CH03) 0momo0: D-did you kick me out???

Weren’t members of the same alliance unable to attack each other? Flustered, Mo Yeonhoo looked above his own head.

No, it’s there!

The characters <47> were clearly floating there, so it did not seem as if he had been kicked out of the alliance.

(CH03) Miu: It’s possible because this isn’t alliance territory

Miu easily solved the mystery.

The place they were in was neither alliance territory nor an alliance gathering site, so it seemed that if one designated the other as hostile, fighting was possible even between members of the same alliance.

(CH03) Miu: You are seriously

(Notification) Miu is attacking 0momo0!

(CH03) Miu: a waste of oxygen

(Notification) Miu is attacking 0momo0!

Miu kept striking 0momo0. But Mo Yeonhoo did not defend himself. He only stared intently at the chat while taking the hits, then smiled faintly.

(CH03) 0momo0: Gasp

(CH03) 0momo0: Miu, are you speaking casually to me too???

That was right. Mo Yeonhoo was by no means an ordinary person either.

(CH03) 0momo0: Are we both speaking casually now?

(CH03) 0momo0: hehehehe

(CH03) Miu: Absolutely not

(CH03) Miu: I’m using polite speech with you for the rest of my life

(CH03) 0momo0: But you already are speaking casually?

(CH03) Miu: Ah

Miu belatedly froze, but it was already too late.

(CH03) 0momo0: I guess we’ve gotten close!!

Seeing the moved Mo Yeonhoo leap up and down, Miu eventually loaded his gun in silence.

Bang!

And fired without hesitation. But—

(CH03) Miu: ?

He had naturally thought one shot would kill him.

(CH03) Miu: You dodged?

Mo Yeonhoo had neatly dodged it.

Even the person himself was surprised as he typed into chat.

(CH03) 0momo0: Amazing

(CH03) 0momo0: Did you see me dodge????

(CH03) 0momo0: waaah my hands are still shaking

(CH03) 0momo0: No, the gun came in like this, and my body just ducked all at once??

(CH03) 0momo0: I’m seriously so cool

(CH03) Miu: Ha... lolololololol

(CH03) Miu: You really do everything, don’t you

(CH03) 0momo0: hehe thanks for the compliment

Looking at Mo Yeonhoo, who could now even dodge bullets, Miu seemed thoroughly fed up. But what did that matter?

(CH03) 0momo0: Huh?? But did you maybe forget our promise?

(CH03) Miu: What promise?

(CH03) 0momo0: We promised to speak casually

(CH03) Miu: ?

(CH03) 0momo0: hehehehehe

(CH03) Miu: lololololololol I’m losing it

No matter how many times the conversation went in circles, Miu had no choice but to face Mo Yeonhoo wheedling for casual speech. In the end, Miu seemed to lose his mind and typed only strings of laughter. Beside Miu, who kept bursting into laughter, Mo Yeonhoo hovered around. Watching him orbit himself like a satellite, Miu said,

(CH03) Miu: I have a request

(CH03) Miu: Let’s just forget everything we talked about today

Huh?

What did that mean?

(CH03) Miu: Forget everything we talked about here today and just get lost

(CH03) Miu: That seems better

Miu swiftly cut Mo Yeonhoo off.

He seemed to have decided that rather than entrusting his back to this hopeless woman-crazed guy, it would be better to shake him off even if there was a possibility of the information leaking.

Well, that was not the right choice.

(CH03) 0momo0: You’re embarrassed.....

At 0momo0’s warm pat on the back that followed, Miu could no longer react in any way.

(CH03) 0momo0: That can happen!! It’s really hard when you haven’t been speaking casually and then you start!! It’s okay if I’m the only one who does! And Miu is so polite and nice anyway hehe

(CH03) 0momo0: Still, if you call me Yeonhoo sometimes when it’s just the two of us.. hehe I’d like that too hehe

(CH03) 0momo0: Should we take it slow?? I won’t force you

(CH03) 0momo0: I can wait!!!

His opponent was an exceedingly formidable enemy.

Of course, Mo Yeonhoo was sincere. Watching him confidently declare that he could wait as long as it took, Miu seemed to lose every last bit of strength, and for a moment, his words disappeared.

(CH03) 0momo0: Then what should Yeonhoo do first

(CH03) 0momo0: What can I do to help??

(CH03) Miu: Help with what

(CH03) Miu: I told you forgetting everything and getting lost is helping me

(CH03) 0momo0: But you said you needed my help!! So I have to do everything for you!!

(CH03) 0momo0: Just trust me!!!

(CH03) Miu: Shut up

(CH03) Miu: You sick fuck