Fox Has No Malicious Intent
Chapter 1188 - 1185: The Next Bite Will Be Wild
"You've got the nerve to bring up last time? I already put my paw on your shoulder and you still bit me. You scared me so much I went to get a rabies shot in the middle of the night...."
While supervising Ah Qing washing her hands, Ansheng heard her mention the paw‑biting incident and couldn't help rolling her eyes.
Good grief!
In the middle of the night, who knows what delicious food Ah Qing was dreaming about—without a word she chomped down on my fox paw, scaring me awake on the spot.
"Done!"
Ah Qing washed her hands clean, then took the alcohol wipes and antibacterial wipes Lin Bingyun had brought, wiped her hands again, and only then curled her lips and looked over at the Little Fox to speak.
"Keep your hands up like that, let's go back to the room. Don't randomly touch things and get your hands dirty...."
After checking the timer in her hand and inspecting Ah Qing's hands, Ansheng finally nodded in satisfaction and had Ah Qing follow her back to the bedroom.
"Come on!"
Ah Qing sat cross‑legged on the bed, curiosity written all over her face as she looked at the Little Fox.
In other households, if a pet fox gets bitten a dozen times a day, it's already considered on the verge of fox depression; twenty or thirty bites barely qualify as the standard for an old fox.
Aside from their limbs and butt, foxes often express their emotions by gently nibbling.
A hyper little fox can easily chew out over a hundred bites in a single day, like a nonstop chatterbox.
"I'm gonna bite now....."
Ansheng squatted on the bed, opened her snout and lightly bit down on Ah Qing's palm and wrist, her foxy eyes blinking up at Ah Qing: "Is that good?"
"Uh... don't rush, I feel like something is flowing."
At first Ah Qing's face was all sparkly as she studied the Little Fox's black‑and‑white face, but at the instant the fox's snout clamped onto her wrist—
She seemed to brush up against something formless and intangible, and told the Little Fox to use a bit more force.
Driven by curiosity, Ah Qing tried to touch that formless, intangible thing.
[Ah Qing, a hello message is being sent to you....]
The instant Ah Qing's disembodied will touched that intangible high wall—
Inside Master Fuli's mind, a line of text suddenly popped up, leaving Ansheng's whole fox self stunned.
[Ah Qing is attempting to enter your body and access your gene database...]
[Ah Qing is intervening, issuing a manifestation request to your gene bank....]
[Access invalid. Ah Qing is attempting to locate a vulnerability in the gene database isolation system. Genetic Editing Workstation has detected an anomaly. Blood and Flesh Will violent overclock erosion–contamination program is activating, 1%...]
"Whoa, whoa, stop..."
Seeing message after message popping up in her mind, the corner of Ansheng's mouth twitched; she more or less figured out what that so‑called "flowing sensation" Ah Qing mentioned was.
Ah Qing's palm had touched her teeth and gotten some saliva on it, thereby detecting the Blood and Flesh Will and trying to analyze that Power of Will.
And the Blood and Flesh Will, having sensed an anomaly, immediately treated Ah Qing as a virus cell invading the body, reporting the decryption info back to the main brain and requesting the anti‑intrusion program to start.
If that went the other way, it'd be Blood and Flesh Will going into overclocked assimilation mode—a "well, since you're here, why draw lines between us? Let the soul return to heaven, and the flesh return to Fuli."
Ansheng held down the Life Blueprint System to avoid accidentally hurting Ah Qing.
"Mm... I feel like I've found the door." While going all out, Ah Qing unconsciously leaned forward, as if her body were wandering through some void, groping for something.
"Ah Qing.... maybe stop groping. Why don't you open your eyes and see what exactly you're touching."
Ansheng's mind turned, and as she thought of something fun, she spoke in a faint tone while manipulating her own body to change, gradually manifesting a half‑beast form.
Ansheng put on an eating‑melon face, eyes curved in a smile, looking at Ah Qing, who was pressed on top of her, groping all over the place.
"Huh?"
At those words, Ah Qing gave up on trying to access Master Fuli's gene database, opened her eyes in confusion, and looked down at the Little Fox pinned beneath her.
"Aaaahhh——"
In that instant, a terrified scream burst out from Ah Qing's dorm, echoing for hundreds of meters around; for a moment, it even drowned out the incessant crackle of firecrackers.
Ah Qing's body flipped, the back of her head slamming heavily into the floor tiles, hurting so much that tears welled up in both eyes.
Her head hurt so much from the impact that she wanted to squint, but what was happening in front of her made her instinctively want to stare wide‑eyed.
"Whoa! You... me!" Ah Qing stared, dumbstruck, at the Little Fox on the bed, "you" and "me"‑ing for a good long while.
"Ah Qing, what's wrong?"
Outside the dorm room door, Chen Peipei heard Ah Qing's terrified yelp and immediately came over from the living room, knocking urgently.
"N-no... nothing, it's just, I saw a King Cobra sleeping on the bed just now and got scared."
"It said it was afraid of the firecracker noise and wanted to come sleep in my dorm room for the night."
Ah Qing did a carp flip up, her face full of guilt, pressing her back firmly against the door, turning around as her brain spun at high speed to come up with a reasonable excuse to stop her mom from breaking in and seeing what was going on in the room right now.
If the door got pushed open, Ah Qing really had no idea how to explain to her family the Little Fox Immortal currently sitting cross-legged on the bed, pulling up the blanket to cover her chest.
"Oh... then just be careful. When you sleep at night, use tape to wrap its mouth shut."
Hearing this, Chen Peipei responded and left the hallway with a face full of black lines, completely used to it by now.
With Ah Qing at home, it was totally normal for the house to regularly have some wild animals dropping by for food.
"Hoo..."
Listening to her mom's footsteps fade away, Ah Qing felt like she'd just been fished out of water, cold sweat soaking her undershirt as she slid weakly down to the floor, staring blankly at the "Little Fox Immortal" on the bed and asking:
"So... um, Ansheng, you're not allowed to secretly suck my Yang Qi to cultivate while I'm asleep tonight, okay?"
Master Fuli was sitting cross-legged on the bed, body like a human, with a White Fox head on top, the big triangular ears standing straight up on her head, soft and pink.
Master Fuli's face wasn't very human-like, so it didn't trigger an uncanny valley effect; instead, anyone who saw her would just get a very strange impression: elegant and dignified.
But the white long hair that should have fallen from the back of her head onto her shoulders was currently curled up, coiled on top of Master Fuli's head.
The shape was literally a halo of merit.
"Suck your big-headed ghost! Look at what you've turned me into!"
Ansheng's eyes were full of suppressed laughter, but her mouth showed no mercy. She let out a string of "ying ying ying" at Ah Qing, then pointed at the explosion on top of her head and said:
"Look at my head, does this look okay to you?"
"Since when does someone like me have curly fur? What the hell is this hair on top of my head supposed to be?"
Listening to the Little Fox's perfectly justified complaint, Ah Qing gradually recovered from her shock. Her expression went slightly blank as she looked at the Little Fox with a giant afro, a strange look slowly spreading across her cheeks:
"Wait a second..."
"Don't tell me that moving wall I felt just now when I touched it was actually you?"
In her mind, Ah Qing slowly sorted out the sequence of events that led to the Little Fox suddenly taking human form. In the end, she raised her hand, pointed at her own cheek, and got a very reasonable answer.
"I turned you into a human?"
Ah Qing drew in a sharp breath, sneaking over to the side of the bed. She lifted a corner of the blanket, wearing a very odd expression as she peeked inside.
"Bang—"
Ansheng's face went dark, and she rapped her fist on Ah Qing's crown with a crisp "crack."
"What are you looking at?"
"Uh... I just wanted to see if I messed anything up." Ah Qing covered her forehead, full of embarrassment, and said in a small voice:
"You worked so hard to save up your wife-fund, and if because of my itchy hands, ahem... anyway, I'd feel really, really sorry for you."
The Little Fox had been yelling about saving a wife-fund since she was little, and now that wife-fund had grown to tens of thousands.
If because of that one thing she ended up making the Little Fox become her "sister," Ah Qing felt she'd be really guilty.
"We'll talk about that later. First figure out what I'm supposed to do like this!"
Ansheng pointed at the top of her head with one hand and at her Beastman form with the other, face collapsed as she looked at Ah Qing:
"My perfectly round, flawless fox body has turned into this. Am I supposed to go out and do 996 now?"
"It's fine, it's fine, I'll call Teacher Yaoyao in a bit and ask what's going on..."
Ah Qing snuck closer, trying to soothe her, while her slightly dishonest little hand reached out and poked the Little Fox's arm and chest, immediately feeling how soft they were.
Ah Qing's brows and eyes slowly curved, her expression turning comically delighted.
This kind of Huhu feels amazing to the touch too...
Worthy of being our household's Huhu.
"So um... let me help you comb your hair, okay?" Ah Qing tried hard to keep a straight face, took a set of pink pajamas out of the wardrobe, and then grabbed a comb.
"Don't worry! I'll change you back; I absolutely won't let you go out and do 996."
"Besides, you need an ID card to get a job, don't you?"
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