First Demonic Dragon

Chapter 1208: Bite His Head, Babe!

Nihil heard an unholy roar come from within the walls of his house and rightly stopped in his tracks out of fear.

His mother just so happened to be standing in the foyer, waiting for him to get in.

They heard the roar of anger together.

Kanami’s face immediately went slack.

“…What did you do?”

“Nothing!”

Thrudd and Behemoth came sliding down the staircase rails like trained assassins.

Thrudd hurled her heavy body at her cousin and tackled him to the ground; pinning him underneath her weight.

“Do it, babe! Bite his fucking head!”

Behemoth’s face became that of a giant, roaring tyrannosaurus.

“Not my hair, not my hair, not my hair!” Nihil struggled to get away.

Before Behemoth could bite down on the young man’s head, a firm tail lifted her by her waist, and she hung in the air like a toy in a claw machine.

“Girls, be nice to your cousin.” Kanami rubbed her eyes. “Whatever he did to upset you, I’m sure you all can talk it out like adult dragons.”

Behemoth pursed her lips.

“And dinosaurs.”

Thrudd grabbed Nihil by his horns and began smashing his face into the granite floor.

“This. *Bam!* Bastard. *Bam!* Slept. *Bam!* With. *Bam!* Fiona. *Bam!* And. *Bam!* Now. *Bam!* He. *Bam!* Won’t. *Bam!* Text. *Bam* Her. *Bam!* BACK!”

Kanami furrowed her brow. “Nihil!”

“I’m *Wham!* being *Wham!* assaulted!”

Kanami sighed in dismay as she pulled Thrudd off of her son.

Gradually, the ruckus in the room attracted multiple members of the house who poked their heads around their corner to witness the violence.

“Son, why would you do that to Fiona of all people? The girl is family.” Kanami rubbed the bridge of her nose.

“Look, I wasn’t going to ignore her forever, alright? I like Fiona, I do. I was just trying to throw out a little bait is all.”

Hakon arrived just in time to hear his son about to make one of the biggest mistakes of his life.

“I mean, some of you might not get it since you’ve been stuck here married all this time, but sometimes, if you want someone to seem really interested, you gotta ignore ’em a bit to make them a little obsessed.”

Horrified, Hakon immediately tried to turn around, but Stheno held him firmly in place. Curiously enough, Mateo, Darius, and even Karliah tried to do the same and flee, but were also stopped by other family members

Kanami’s brow twitched as she smiled.

“So… you think it’s okay to withhold your affection from women like they’re dogs you’re hoping to train?”

Nihil immediately looked horrified. “What?! No!”

Kanami unclenched her fists.

“It’s not a sexism thing! It totally works on guys, too!”

The air was sucked out of the room in a second.

And then, the pandemonium ensued.

“YOU BITCH!”

Thrudd lunged out of her aunt’s arms and went back to pounding away on Nihil.

Kanami also dropped Behemoth, allowing her to descend on her son and bite the back of his head ravenously.

As his screams filled the foyer, Kanami whirled around and pointed her finger at Lillith.

“It’s your fault my son turned out to be such a manipulative little man-whore. I should have never let him spend so much time with you!”

Lilith held up her hands in surrender. “Well, I’m sorry that I wanted to teach him how best to make his handsome little face work for him. I didn’t think that was a crime.”

“You never think, do you!? That’s why you removed his crest without my permission! I knew I should have asked my brother to put it back!”

“He was already an adult when he asked me to do that. If he wanted to begin sexual relationships with different people and not be tied down, then who am I to say he’s wrong for that? As long as he respects them, what’s the problem?”

“The problem is that you taught him to be manipulative and lustful! We didn’t need another Karliah in the house!”

“I’m very much still here, Red…” Karliah folded her arms.

“Good!”

“Help…!” Nihil gasped for air as Thrudd placed him in a headlock. The other men could only look away in silence.

Except for Satan, who loved every second of what he saw.

“Ooh, wait! I’m going to go get a broom, stick it up his ass!”

Satan turned to run away and almost ran smack into Shin and Lusamine, who had come to investigate the noise.

“What’s going on here?”

“The kid hump n’ dumped Fiona. Isn’t that hilarious?!” Satan cackled as he ran past.

Lusamine was gobsmacked. “What?!”

Shin was nothing if not a man of action. He unslung his gun from his waist and stalked over to Nihil. “Thrudd, hold his mouth open!”

Thrudd immediately complied.

As the front door opened, Shin was inserting his gun into Nihil’s mouth, and his mother was trying to talk him out of it.

“Dad, what the helll?!”

Courtney and Fiona entered the house carrying foam cups filled with some kind of alcoholic slush. It took them a single glance to figure out what was going on.

“Fiona, don’t try to stop me, this bastard is going to have an apology for you right after the insides of his throat grow back..!” Shin placed his finger on the trigger.

Flailing, Nihil looked towards his mother and found her covering her eyes with his hands. His father wasn’t any better, as he was being cornered by Stheno and Imani.

“Dad, really, it’s fine.” Fiona rolled her eyes. “I’m fine. It wasn’t even that good to warrant all this fuss.”

“Mmph!?” Nihil quirked his brow, a gun still in his mouth.

“I appreciate you guys for trying to take up for me, but I’m fine.” Fiona inserted her straw back into her mouth. “We literally just came from an alternate dimension strip club where you could actually sleep with the dancers.”

“We got lemon drop slushies.” Courtney held out her cup.

Gradually, Igrat, Lilith, and Lisa stepped out of the crowd. The way they looked at the black-haired dragoness had completely changed compared to this morning.

“Courtney, oney….. Did you also..?”

Courtney shrugged nonchalantly. “I told you guys I was tired of sitting around waiting to lose it. It’s hard being the only virgin in a house full of sexual deviants. So all I had to do was pick out some random guy and…” She suddenly looked around both ways. “You don’t think dad’s listening to any of this, do you?”

Abaddon might not have been, but her brothers were. The image they held of their sister died inside their heads that day, and they never fully recovered.

“W-What about making things better with Andrew..?”

Courtney shuffled her feet uncomfortably. “…He’s got his family, you know? I don’t really want to insert myself into that. Looking back on it now, using reality manipulation to erase his wife would have been too far.”

Shin blinked. “I’m sorry, what?”

“Nothing, Uncle Shin.”

Courtney’s mother took her face in her hands. Her bright golden eyes were filled with so much warmth and love that she almost felt bad for lying.

“Oh my… my baby is a woman…!”

“It took you long enough, you little edge-lord.” Igrat patted her on the shoulder.

Lilith was also very comforting. “Congratulations. I hope it was at least worth remembering.”

Courtney shrugged. “It was okay. I guess I don’t really see the hype around it.”

Of all people, Behemoth was the one to speak next. “Well, you presumably picked someone human, and everyone else in the house is sleeping with some variant of sex demon or pinnacle of physical athleticism. You can’t comprehend Nobu if you’ve only ever eaten McDonald’s.”

Everyone in the room nodded in agreement. Except for Shin, who was still trying to wrap his head around all of this.

He retracted his gun from Nihil’s mouth, and the young dragon wasted no time talking nonsensically again.

“W-Wait a minute! Why is everyone shaming me for sleeping with who I want, but congratulating shrimp-goth?!”

Thrudd punched Nihil in the back of the head so hard that the entire floor shattered.

“She had a one-time experience where she paid someone for a service after feeling heartbroken. You will literally throw your disgusting thing at anyone who looks at you long enough.”

“In fairness, they usually ask me to…” Nihil gronaed.

Thrudd raised her hand to start punching him again.

Meanwhile, Lisa kissed Courtney on both cheeks and began leading her out of the room.

“Come on, we’re having a big feast tonight. I’ll make you whatever you want, and… I suppose I’ll make some variant of cookie-cake for your father so that he doesn’t fly into the sun.”

Courtney found herself laughing innocently. “Sounds good.”

She couldn’t believe Fiona’s crazy plan was actually working. Everyone believed her. No one was asking her many questions.

She knew that with the incubus lineage running through her family, everyone could see that she was no longer a virgin, making lying the only viable option.

’I’m just glad they can’t all tell with who, or…’

Suddenly, Courtney locked eyes with Valerie and Tatiana from across the hall.

Both of them were leaning against each other, holding hands and showing her knowing smiles.

Valerie winked at her, and Courtney finally remembered one of the most annoying facts about sex deities.

’Oh, shit…’