Volume 10. Chapter 263: I Skipped The Scolding! (Chapter 1164)

Chapter 263: I Skipped The Scolding!

Rather than have at least 30 chapters (or more!!!) of Guanyu scolding me… I decided to not include those extra scenes. Can you really blame me for that? Listen, you know that stereotype of Asian parents giving their kids lengthy lectures even over very minor things?

Okay, now imagine an ancient Chinese Cultivator, who has a unique sense of morals, trying to sternly insinuate that you’re a disrespectful fool. It took far too long for me to convince Guanyu that I wasn’t using that word as an insult… Frankly, I think that she was just going at me like that…purely because I got dolled up by Celia first.

Guanyu: “Oh, that is exactly why I did that, yes. Never say never, but would someone truly be narcissistic and silly enough to think that your were using that classification as a slur or insult?” She admitted with a haughty laugh, as if I just spoke the most hilarious string of words that the Cultivator has ever heard.

Vulely: “Y-you… Why!? And can you not, like, wait a few days or something before accessing an always-up-to-date version of my UNRELEASED narration? You have it in a luxurious-looking hardcover book form…” I asked with a frustrated tone and expression.

Guanyu: “I cannot help it, Vulely. You know, I used to have a lot of servants around, which I used for stress relief. Never anything sexual, mind you. I didn't care about sex until I met our wife. Now, what do you think is better? Me scolding your ear off, or being flayed alive several times until I am free of stress?” She replied with a raised eyebrow, not even a hint of a joke in those scary words.

Vulely: “…”

Guanyu: “It is just your misfortune that I find you…decent for stress relief. As for reading ahead, I am willing to give you more of a leeway before I read your narration. But…only on one condition.” She continued, tone now serious, like we were making life and death deals.

No, wait…why is this even an issue to her? It isn’t like Guanyu will die from not reading this narration; and she can just get the details live whenever she wishes. The rest of the story takes place in this Home estate of ours, after all.

On top of that, I'm omitting a lot of events from my narration. Like I said before, it’d be very easy to have hundreds of more chapters to narrate over…if I wasn’t so strict with what I do actually add to it. I’m an unreliable narrator by default!!!…

Vulely: “What's your condition? While a bit morally wrong, I do consider this narration as a personal diary; at least until it becomes public.” I asked with a sigh, honestly willing to do anything to reclaim this somewhat private space of mine.

Guanyu: “If I am to not indulge early…that should be the same for the others, should it not? Your relationship with me is important; but, as the main wife of the harem, I can't lose face like that. Being without what others have…” She replied with a wistful tone.

Vulely: “Eh? What do you mean?…” I expressed with a deeply confused tone.

Guanyu: “Hm? Dear girl…are you truly not aware that everyone is already reading your narration, and exactly as you write it?” She replied with a tone of disbelief, covering her mouth with one of her hands.

Vulely: “( @ _ @ )”