[BL]The Matchmaker Guide Doesn't Want Love

Chapter 58: Ch 58: Isn’t this the wrong target?

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Noah had not meant to fall asleep last night. His intention was to pretend to fall asleep, wait until both Daniel and Alan were asleep, and then sneak out of the bed.

But he must have been too tired to do that because he woke up hot and on top of the soft mattress from last night.

He tried to stretch his body and wake up, only to notice that moving was impossible for him.

A pair of arms was tightly holding his waist while another was holding onto his chest and arms. And they were both restricting his freedom, and he was starting to feel warm.

But the biggest obstacle was truly those...things...pressing against him from both sides. That was so sudden that Noah’s mind was going blank.

’No, wait! This is normal for young adults, right? I mean, this is a psychological phenomenon, and most people wake up like this around this age. This means that they are healthy, right?’

Noah barely had any frame of reference for what was normal or not for a healthy and normal boy their age.

His own body was capable of getting excited and hard like a normal body, but he had never experienced it because of the heavy medication he had taken his whole life.

Noah felt lucky that the scientists at the labs had not been interested in studying that aspect of him because they did not care about their test subjects reproducing. They always had a fresh supply, so they just started over when they needed to back in the day.

And these days...

’Their focus is elsewhere, so I am thankful they chose to leave me alone.’

Noah soon snapped out of his daze, and his body reminded him that it had needs that needed to be fulfilled. His full bladder was calling to be emptied.

But first, he needed to get out of this tight hold these two bastards had around his body.

Noah tried to tug his body, but both arms wouldn’t budge. So he lightly tapped on the arm, and Daniel let him go with a frown on his sleeping face.

But Daniel had never been the problem. Instead, the problem was the person behind him, who was getting a little too excited with where his hand was going.

Noah could feel that hand pressing against his stomach, and that was making his situation worse.

"Alan, wake up and let me go!"

Noah complained as he tried to pinch and tug at Alan’s skin. But despite how soft and smooth the skin looked, it was as hard as stone. He doubted that Alan could even feel what he was doing.

It made Noah annoyed, and he began to think about what he could do to that arm holding him. Or maybe, the one he needed to deal with was Alan himself and not his arm. Maybe hitting his gut would work...

"What are you thinking so hard about? Are you thinking about how to help me with my morning problem?"

Alan’s voice was soft and sweet, but it made Noah shriek in shock before he flinched and jerked forward, only to hit his head against Daniel’s chest.

That action woke Daniel up, who immediately wrapped his arms around Noah in shocked concern.

"Noah, are you alright? What happened? Did this bastard do anything? What did he do?"

Daniel asked one question after another, not even giving Noah time to gather his thoughts. But what could Noah even say to him?

Somehow, telling Daniel that his future lover offered to let Noah take care of himself did not sound like a good option.

"Alan—"

"I asked Noah to take care of my morning problem. You see, he was so close to me last night that I ended up having some trouble. Aren’t you the same?"

Noah’s eyes went to look at Daniel as soon as Alan pointed it out, and he quickly noticed that Alan was right.

Daniel looked like he had morning problems as well.

’These two...just what were they thinking about last night?’

"Are you trying to sexually harass Noah now? Was causing him trouble not enough? Noah, you should report him for this case—"

"Tsk, are you pretending to be a saint after showing such a shameless reaction as well? Who are you to call me out—"

"But at least I am not asking Noah to take responsibility by pressing him to help me. You, on the other hand—"

"What is wrong with it? It is his fault, and it’s not like I am forcing Noah. It is his choice. If you are so insecure, then why don’t you join us?"

"No thanks! Seeing you like that would kill my arousal. Besides, Noah is not a toy. He needs to be respected."

Both Daniel and Alan were fighting right now, and their words were getting into more and more weird territory.

’Hey...isn’t this bad? I mean, it’s good that they are comfortable enough to argue, but the mood is...not good. Should I push them a little? Maybe being intimate with each other will make them closer?’

Noah tried to sneak toward the edge with a nervous laugh as he looked at the two of them.

"I think...you both should take care of that with each other. I will take my leave—"

Noah almost fell off the bed while backing off before Alan caught him and pulled him closer. His face looked flushed, and Noah had a feeling it would be for the best not to look down...both for his sake and Alan’s.

"My dear guide, are you really leaving me at the mercy of this brute? I asked you to help me out, so please consider my words."

Alan was pressing him, and he was so close that Noah was starting to feel dizzy.

"I—"

"Don’t think too much about it. Think of it as helping a friend. You have helped me before as well, right? I think I recall that. So please—"

Alan was too close, and Noah knew that the right thing to say was no. But he wanted this as well, and—

"You don’t have to say yes, Noah. We are both adults and can take care of ourselves..."

Daniel promised, and that made Noah sigh.

’I know you are adults and can take care of yourselves. But when will you start taking care of each other and let me complete my mission? No, perhaps this is an opportunity I can use...’

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