Chapter 2006 - 1585: If You Dare, Come Bite Me!

The Mercenary Alliance Main Tower was in chaos because Elder Jin suddenly went mad.

Meanwhile, Gu Changsheng was deeply engrossed in her makeup, unable to extricate herself!

As for other matters, the carefree Gu Changsheng really didn’t care...

Wasn’t it just driving an elder mad?

Being the pawn of the Sand Sea Wolf Tribe, Gu Changsheng had no regrets for her actions, even though she was utterly unreserved this time!

Regarding how to explain Elder Jin’s madness to the Mercenary Alliance...

Very sorry, Gu Changsheng really hadn’t thought about it...

"Hey, Ancestor, what do you think we should do now? Things have gotten out of hand, and you ought to give some explanation to our Mercenary Alliance, right?" Yong Qing’s old face was already crumpled like a bun, but as the Alliance Hierarch, he had to ask some questions despite being puffed up with embarrassment!

At this moment, Alliance Leader Yong Qing had to admit a few facts: first, he couldn’t defeat this Ancestor; second, this Ancestor was really good at causing trouble; third, the Mercenary Alliance was truly unfortunate this time, having encountered such a tough character!

"Explanation? What explanation?" Gu Changsheng blinked innocently upon hearing this.

"Elder Jin, he..." Elder Yong Qing looked with difficulty at Elder Jin, who was tied up like a dumpling, then glanced at the Mercenary Alliance Main Tower, which had been messed up by Elder Jin’s cultivation, about to cry, "He’s become like this, and the tower is terribly destroyed, what do you think..."

There ought to be some explanation, right?

"So? Do you want me to compensate you?" Gu Changsheng blinked again, shrugged her shoulders, spread her hands, and said, "But now, I’ve got no money, won’t give my life, and even if you want my life, I suppose you wouldn’t take it anyway. So, what should we do?"

Alliance Leader Yong Qing was so enraged that he almost fainted, tears nearly flowing down his old face!

Godfather!

Throughout his life, Yong Qing encountered shameless ones but never one so shameless!

This was sheer hooliganism!

This was clearly bullying!

But she relied on her own strength, what should be done?

Can’t defeat her, can’t kill her...

"Ancestor, can I just call you Ancestor?" Alliance Leader Yong Qing clasped his hands to Gu Changsheng, looking desperate.

"Actually, I don’t quite like this title. It’s unnecessarily making me feel older..." Gu Changsheng sighed upon hearing this and replied very seriously.

"But please, at least give some explanation!" Alliance Leader Yong Qing stomped his foot, otherwise, how could he, as the leader, convince others?

"I really have no money, and won’t give my life!" Gu Changsheng nodded, replying even faster.

"Can’t you express something at least? Making such a big mess, surely you won’t just whisk away without a trace, right?" Alliance Leader Yong Qing scratched his head; despite living a long life, today was the most trying.

God knows how he ended up encountering such a defiant Ancestor at his old age!

"Express?" Gu Changsheng blinked again upon hearing this, turned her head, glanced at Yuan Bao’s arm where a gleam flashed in her eyes, and said, "Well, how about I compensate you with this child? I tell you, this kid is not just any kid. Using this as compensation, you’ll absolutely make a profit!"

Heaven and earth bear witness, Gu Changsheng’s words were indeed genuinely honest!

Baby Jin Bao was the Spirit of the Divine Mount Qilian! Truly the Local Tycoon! If Elder Yong Qing accepted this compensation, it would be a huge gain!

Moreover, Gu Changsheng wouldn’t have to hear Baby Jin Bao persuading her to become a god at every meal continuously!

Such a mutually beneficial deal, she suddenly came up with it. Gu Changsheng wanted to give herself thirty-two thumbs up!

Baby Jin Bao nestled happily in Yuan Bao’s arm, suddenly getting named, immediately tensed, and his entire body’s hair stood on end, kicking and screaming in Yuan Bao’s arm, gesturing with his fingers at Yong Qing!

That stupid human!

If he dared agree to Gu Changsheng, Jin Bao promised to beat him so badly that his parents wouldn’t recognize him!

In Baby Jin Bao’s heart, anyone hindering his grand goal of becoming a god was an enemy! Enemy!

Now, Gu Changsheng was his sky, his earth, his guiding light through the spirit’s life!

No one could make him leave Gu Changsheng!

Alliance Leader Yong Qing heard Gu Changsheng’s words, looked again at Baby Jin Bao clawing at him, sweat poured down profusely...

"Hey! What’s that expression for? I’m telling you the honest truth, pure gold truth!" Gu Changsheng, seeing Alliance Leader Yong Qing’s expression, was immediately displeased and hurriedly defended her goodwill.

Alliance Leader Yong Qing, drenched in cold sweat, felt embarrassed.

Yes, the words were indeed honest truth, this kid was definitely not ordinary, any child related to this Ancestor couldn’t be ordinary, right?

At such a tender age, wasn’t his gaze already murderous?

"Ancestor, our Mercenary Alliance doesn’t take care of kids!" Rejection, must reject fiercely; Alliance Leader Yong Qing didn’t need to consider it at all.

"Never took care of any before?" Gu Changsheng blinked her eyes.

"Never raised one before."

"Well, now’s as good a time as any. Sticking to the same routine is so dull. You can experience the joys of raising an adorable kid!" Gu Changsheng continued, but silently lamented: The key issue is, this adorable kid’s gender is still undetermined. If, by any chance, they grow up and turn into a daughter — ta-da! — it’ll become the joy of raising a cute wife! Just the thought of it is so heartwarming, isn’t it?

The scene in Gu Changsheng’s mind was quite picturesque, but it was clear that Alliance Leader Yong Qing and the others were not on the same wavelength!

"We’ve never raised one before, won’t now, and certainly won’t in the future!" Even though Alliance Leader Yong Qing was an idle elder with no serious business, at this moment, he was starting to run out of patience and nearly shouted these words out.

But after shouting, Alliance Leader Yong Qing regretted it!

Oh Godfather!

This ancestor is stronger than me; will she beat me up?

If my hair and beard are both white and I get beaten up by a young one, how is that going to look?

Alliance Leader Yong Qing warned himself internally, looking regretful...

"Oh..." But Gu Changsheng clearly had no intention of losing her temper. Upon hearing this, a hint of disappointment flashed across her face. She glanced at Baby Jin Bao, murmuring, "So you’re not going to raise them, huh? That’s really too bad. Baby Jin Bao, you really don’t look good. Why are you so unlikable? I don’t want to raise you either..."

This is a situation where you just can’t pass the buck!

Good heavens, who did she offend, really?

She came to the Divine Mount Qilian for serious business. How has she ended up as a wet nurse instead?

This is truly... beyond anyone’s imagination!

"By the way, Ancestor, are you going to explain yourself at all?" Alliance Leader Yong Qing was on the verge of tears, looking at the chaos around him. Busy members of the alliance occasionally glanced their way, making him feel like his position as the leader wasn’t worth a dime in front of this ancestor!

It’s all just a bundle of sorrow!

It’s like swallowing blood with tears, isn’t it?

"Why are you so serious, old man? Hasn’t anyone told you that being too stubborn isn’t good?" Gu Changsheng looked at the insistently demanding Alliance Leader Yong Qing with helplessness.

Alliance Leader Yong Qing immediately shook his head upon hearing this.

How could anyone around him tell him that? They were all waiting for him to get an explanation, weren’t they?

"Old man, you’re forcing me to play rogue!" Shaking her head, Gu Changsheng sighed.

When he heard this, Alliance Leader Yong Qing thought, so this is his fault now?

This ancestor really has no self-awareness. Even without being forced, she’s quite the rogue herself, pure and simple!

"Alright then, since you’re so insistent on having an explanation, I’ll give you one!" Gu Changsheng shrugged with a wry smile and said, "Anyway, things are as they are. My explanation for you is — no explanation! If you’re bold enough, come bite me, huh? You can’t beat me anyway, and it’ll only make things worse, so not worth it! So, old man, get a grip and go clean up..."

Alliance Leader Yong Qing was left utterly dumbfounded.

Behind Gu Changsheng, Zhou Mu helplessly raised his hand and face-palmed.

He truly had no words for his feisty little woman anymore.

Yuan Bao’s mouth twitched slightly, trying hard not to appear too rattled, constantly reminding himself that his lady has always been fierce. This isn’t new, just let it slide!

Poor Alliance Leader Yong Qing, being this old, yet completely bewildered by Gu Changsheng’s antics!

He never imagined it would come to this!

This ancestor is truly rogue when she says she is, and more rogue than before!

Bold enough to bite her... bite her... bite her...

The words swirled in Alliance Leader Yong Qing’s mind, constantly swirling!

If he weren’t this old, and if he weren’t afraid of getting beaten up, he swore he could’ve gone up there and bitten that shameless rogue woman to death!

How could there be such a shameless woman, really?

This is utterly infuriating!

And you just can’t do anything about her!

Under the low eaves, what can you do to her, really?

Elder Yong Qing wanted to cry at this moment, really wanted to cry!

"So, what, are you satisfied with this explanation?" Blinking, Gu Changsheng spoke with a surprisingly agreeable tone, "If you’re not satisfied with this explanation, I could offer you another solution. Would you like to request another one?"

"..." Elder Yong Qing kept a dark, expressionless face, glaring daggers at Gu Changsheng, decisively shaking his head.

Darn it, being choked once wasn’t bad enough; do it two more times, is he crazy?

No!

Absolutely not!

"Oh... that’s quite unfortunate. I even had my lines prepared. If you’re still unsatisfied, I was going to say..." Gu Changsheng said with a regretful tone upon hearing this...