The Scumbag's Guide To Heroism

Chapter 540 | A Lesson in Authority [CASTLE BONUS]

  • Next Chapter

Chapter 540: 540 | A Lesson in Authority [CASTLE BONUS]

Felicity made a sound that was half laugh and half something wetter, and she pressed her lips together, and I watched her decide not to cry in front of Camille and Petra and win that decision by a margin of about a millimeter.

Which is when I felt it.

The bond went hot. Not the warm, complicated, relieved hot of the last half hour. This was a different frequency, a rising pressure at the base of my skull that I have learned to associate with the very specific moment when Sloane Fitzgerald’s containment threshold begins to fail, and I turned my head on the pillow to find her standing beside the bed with her jaw set and her hands at her sides and a faint amber flicker crackling around her knuckles.

Pop.

A tiny spark jumped off her right hand and died in the air.

"Sloane." Not warning her. Just naming it.

"I’m fine." She was not fine. The bond told me she was not fine. The bond told me she was watching three girls stand around the bed of the boy she loved, each of them touching or wanting to touch or having just admitted in their own language that his stopped heartbeat had done something to them, and Sloane’s entire nervous system was interpreting this as a threat and reaching for the only response it has ever known.

Pop. Pop.

Two more sparks, brighter, off both hands now. Camille’s head turned toward the sound. Petra took a half-step back. Felicity, to her enormous credit, did not move, because Felicity Hardy has read every room she has ever been in and understood exactly what she was standing in the middle of.

"I just—" Sloane’s voice came out tight. "I’ve been here twenty-nine hours. I’ve been counting his breaths. And now everyone’s—"

Pop pop pop.

The air around her hands started to shimmer with heat, and the monitor beside me registered nothing but my heart rate ticking up, and I ran the fast math on how a detonation-triggered structural failure in a medical wing full of unconscious patients would play, and the answer was badly, and I opened my mouth to say something de-escalating and probably stupid—

Diane cleared her throat.

That was all. One sound, low, unhurried, from the chair in the corner where she had been sitting with her phone in her hand and her legs crossed and an expression of patient neutrality, and it landed in the room like a dropped anvil.

Everything stopped.

The sparks around Sloane’s hands guttered out. Camille went still. Petra’s spine straightened another degree, which I hadn’t known was available. Felicity’s smile fell off entirely and did not come back.

Diane uncrossed her legs. She stood, and she did it slowly, and she smoothed the front of her silk camisole with two fingers, and when she looked up at the four girls arranged around my bed there was nothing warm in her cold blue eyes at all. This was not the woman who made me breakfast. This was the woman who ran the highest-grossing Hero PR agency in California, who had physically removed herself from one negotiation in her entire career and come back twelve minutes later to close a deal nobody would ever explain, and the temperature of the room recalibrated to hers.

"Girls." Her Charleston drawl came out slow, and the slowness was the whole point, because it forced everyone to sit in the space between each word and wait. "I understand. I do. Every one of you has spent the last day and a half sick with something you don’t have a name for, and you’ve come here to put it somewhere, and this boy makes an excellent target because he sits still and takes it and makes a joke you can be angry at." She let that hang. "But he has three cracked ribs that a very competent young woman needs to reset by hand in about four hours, a spine that is doing something the medical literature has no word for, and a stamina reserve that is currently reading in a place I am told the interface does not display."

Nobody breathed. I include myself.

"So here is what is going to happen." Diane took one step toward the bed, and Camille’s hand came off my chest, and Petra’s clasped hands unclasped, and even Sloane, my Sloane, the girl with the Legendary aspect and the temper to match, took the smallest possible step to the side. "You are all going to look at him. You are going to confirm, with your own eyes, that he is breathing and awake and insufferable. And then you are going to go down the hall, and you are going to eat the terrible soup, together, because every one of you is running on fumes and fear, and fear makes people stupid, and I have quite enough stupid to manage in this room without adding four exhausted girls with combat aspects to the pile."

Silence.

Then Diane’s expression softened, just at the edges, just enough to remind everyone she was still a person and not a weather system. "He’ll be here in an hour. He’ll be here tomorrow. He is, apparently, extremely difficult to kill." Her eyes cut to me. "Now. Soup."

For a second nobody moved.

Then Camille exhaled through her nose, muttered something that sounded like "this is insane" but might have been "I’m glad you’re alive," and turned toward the door. Petra collected herself with the visible effort of someone restoring a load-bearing structure, told me she would see me at the debrief and that I had better have an explanation prepared, and followed. Felicity paused at the foot of the bed, reached out, and squeezed my ankle through the blanket, which is the only part of me she could reach that wasn’t broken, and she held it for one second longer than casual before she left.

Sloane didn’t move.

Diane looked at her daughter. Something passed between them that I couldn’t read even with the bond, some private mother-daughter frequency that predated me by eight years, and Diane inclined her head half an inch.

"You can stay," Diane said. "But the sparks stop, or you go eat soup with the others."

Sloane’s throat worked. "The sparks stopped."

"See that they stay stopped."

You're at the latest available chapter

No further chapter has been posted yet. This does not mean the story has ended.

Back to novelFind another read

If you find any errors (non-standard content, ads redirect, broken links, etc..), Please let us know so we can fix it as soon as possible.

Report

Use arrow keys (or A / D) to PREV/NEXT chapter