Chapter 1239 - 547: When Doing Bad Things, No Amount of Hardship or Exhaustion Matters (2)

Chapter 1239: Chapter 547: When Doing Bad Things, No Amount of Hardship or Exhaustion Matters (2)

Bai Bufan: "..."

F*ck.

I really am too kind.

Damn it, I was planning to study hard next semester and not let this damn phone affect my academic success and rise to the top in life. But since Lin Li is so malicious, I can’t just leave it be.

Sigh, it’s all Lin Li’s fault that I’m bringing my phone next semester.

Hehe, now I have a reason.

"You can wear these clothes. You can get them dirty as much as you want." Lin Li, well-prepared, pointed to a few outfits and said.

"Okay, I’ll let my mom know first; she’s already awake." Bai Bufan said while holding his phone.

It’s easy to discuss with family. If I were just having lunch at Lin Li’s place, my mom might complain that I’m being inconsiderate, but since Lin Li is having dinner at our place, it instantly becomes a friendly "exchange of hospitality" between the two families.

Maybe tonight’s dinner will be more sumptuous than usual.

Though, can we have a surprise cleaning sweep at home in the afternoon?

Suddenly feels like our house is quite dirty.

Not only did Bai Bufan’s parents wake up—

In the "Three people, one dog" group chat, Lin Li’s previous message finally got responses.

"Lin Li: Is anyone awake?"

"Lin Li: Moshi moshi."

"Lin Li: Seems like everyone’s being lazy dogs, I can only count on Bufan. He must be awake."

"Qu Wanqiu: ?"

"Qu Wanqiu: Why are you suddenly calling people out? Weren’t we supposed to hang out after dinner? I was even planning to pick some fireworks myself later."

"Bai Bufan: Don’t respond! Don’t respond! Don’t respond!"

"Bai Bufan: It’s a Three-Body People’s trap!"

"Bai Bufan: ’Holding a cloth photo’"

"Qu Wanqiu: ?"

"Qu Wanqiu: What’s going on."

"Bai Bufan: I’m telling you, you guys don’t know what this beast has done. Early in the morning..."

Bai Bufan unhesitatingly lists Lin Li’s crimes.

"Qu Wanqiu: Hahahahaha."

"Qu Wanqiu: That’s exactly Lin Li. Good thing I didn’t get up early."

"Bai Bufan: Do you really think I wanted to wake up early!!!"

"Qu Wanqiu: Thank goodness I’m a girl."

"Bai Bufan: You think being a girl makes things any better???"

"Qu Wanqiu: ’Hehe’"

F*ck.

Bai Bufan suddenly felt complex emotions, he didn’t even dare to imagine what kind of ending he’d have if he turned into a girl.

Would it be worse?

Having too easy-to-understand emotions, Lin Li, who was also watching the group chat messages, smiled at this moment:

"As a girl, Bufan, you’d naturally need to learn makeup, skincare, and become a refined little piggy girl. Since we were once brothers, I’d gather all the boys to help make you look exquisite."

"..."

Bai Bufan: "This is what you call diffraction."

"Get to work, get to work, change clothes."

"Roger," Bai Bufan glanced at Lin Li’s old clothes, raised his chin: "Do you have a long down coat? I find that thing really amazing, I like it a lot."

"What’s so amazing about it?" Lin Li asked curiously.

"Ever since I started wearing a long down coat, I’ve noticed the toilet doesn’t have to be cleaned, very hygienic."

Lin Li: "That’s because your down coat catches the crap."

"Oh man, why didn’t you say earlier! You might be right! My coat gets heavier every time! My mom always beats me when I get home!"

Bai Bufan suddenly had a realization.

After some joking around, Bai Bufan changed out of his new clothes he wore especially for playing and joining the others, they walked out of the room and officially joined the big cleaning operation.

Honestly, the task wasn’t difficult.

Even though Lin Li usually lived alone, he wasn’t a messy guy, especially since Wu Min periodically reminded him to clean on weekends, so the environment wasn’t too bad. The floor dust was already swept and wiped by Wu Min yesterday.

Today, they’re just wiping windows, cabinets, door frames with cloth, those places they don’t normally clean, that’s all.

Actually, Lin Li and Wu Min could easily complete the task alone.

But why did they still drag Bai Bufan along? Simple, Lin Li just doesn’t want to act human.

In torturing others, no matter how hard, he doesn’t fear.

To be frank, if it were truly an exceptionally hard task, they wouldn’t call for Bai Bu... never mind, call anyway, or it’s a waste not using the slave.

...

"Lin Li, why is your ’Fu’ character right-side-up, doesn’t that prevent ’Fu’ from arriving?" Bai Bufan asked outside, shining the door with Lin Li from inside.

"Because my house has anti-fall doors; can’t put it upside-down, so just make do." Lin Li answered casually.

"Makes sense, reasonable." Bai Bufan outside had an epiphany, nodding in agreement.

For several seconds, no more conversation happened, leaving only the sound of the cloth and door rubbing.

Feeling something’s off, Lin Li glances at the peephole and then became startled by the cat.

"The class monitor posted photos of a cat with heterochromatic eyes, it’s so cool." Lin Li looked at the cat eyes on his phone, marveling.

Since Bai Bufan started acting slave, nearly an hour had passed, Ding Sihan and Chen Yu Ying also woke up.

Both expressed concern and laughter towards Bai Bufan’s predicament.

Ying Bao was especially kind, even asking if help was needed at Bai Bufan’s house, saying she could try finding an excuse to come over.