Chapter 1692 - 861: A Large Profit (Part 2)

"....Whether you buy or not is your business! This Princess doesn’t care, hmph!!"

The proud response made Yun Che’s lips twitch slightly. Then he clapped his hands and said: "I’ll take this bed!"

After saying that, he lightly stroked the top of the bed with his palm, immediately storing it again in the Sky Poison Pearl.

This scene made Pu He’s voice come out strained.

"Fifty thousand purple-marked coins. Deduct the money for this bed and hand it over to him." Yun Che said as he looked at Pu He.

Pu He quickly nodded. He turned around and fumbled for quite some time until he took out a card glowing with purple light. He held it with both hands in front of Yun Che: "This card has fifty thousand deep Gold Coins. Dear customer, please check carefully... This White Jade Princess Bed will be considered a gift in return for the immense favor this small shop has been granted by your esteemed self. I hope you can accept it."

Yun Che no longer nitpicked, reached out to accept it, glanced at the number inside, and then put it away.

"Dear customer, your daughter is truly fortunate to have such a considerate father like you." Pu He said with a smile as he bent over.

As Yun Che turned and left the Black Moon Merchant Guild, he said no more. Taking Pu He, who trembled with excitement, clutching a glowing Emperor Dragon Core in his hand.

After leaving the Black Moon Merchant Guild, Yun Che did not return to the New Moon Origin Palace but directly headed towards the city’s southern part. Soon, his silhouette was lost in the pitch-black night.

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The next day, the sky had just dimly lightened, but the streets were already crowded with people. A new face appeared on a certain street in the southern part of the city. The person looked to be in his forties or fifties. He was slim, wore a simple robe, and a white hat, with black hair long enough to reach his chest. His face could be considered gentle and graceful, surrounded by an aura akin to a Saint.

He held a medicine box in his left hand and a large banner in his right hand. The banner had crooked words written on it.

"Unparalleled Genius Doctor, no illness is untreatable."

"If it can’t be treated, I’ll cut off my own JJ." Upon appearing, this "Doctor Enius" immediately attracted the attention of all the passersby. Obviously, he picked up a cloth that he knew was from somewhere and turned it into a banner, swinging it back and forth. Unknown how many were blindly fooled by stupidity. The sixteen crookedly written words exuded a deep madness. And miraculously, it even rhymed so well!

"Where did he come from? He looks so shabby, yet he’s out reporting so early, trying to deceive people.’

Nowadays, there seem to be more and more swindlers. Even claiming to cut his JJ off, tsk tsk, ’very likely, he doesn’t even have a JJ, right?’ ’

Shame to be an unparalleled genius doctor, my ass! If anybody truly believed that, they’re a fool!’ ’

Sparing the stall, even the middle-aged "Doctor Enius" didn’t have a chair. Holding the banner high, he went from the back street to the front street, walked three rounds, yet not a single patient willing to come forward. Most looked at him as if he were mad, even the occasional young lady who passed by flushed so red she was out of breath, cheeks gleaming.

"What’s the meaning of having a JJ?"

This is already the eighth time Jasmine asked him.

"It really doesn’t mean anything!" I just wanted it to rhyme." Yun Che explained with a serious expression, very patiently.

"His Princess doesn’t believe it!"

"The meaning is, you can read: Unparalleled Genius Doctor, no illness is impossible to treat; if it can’t be treated, cut off my own JJ! Look how smooth it sounds! If you change it to cut off my own wrist, cut off my throat, or cut off my own meridian or whatever, then when you read it, it will sound awkward; the realm is not just different, but worlds apart! For this JJ, there’s really nothing special, just for making it rhyme!" Yun Che patiently persuaded, as he slowly wiped away the cold sweat on his forehead.

Due to Jasmine’s powers, he had always viewed Jasmine as a little monster, sometimes unconsciously forgetting her age. Normally omniscient Little Jasmine couldn’t grasp the concept of "my own JJ"; ever since he wrote those four characters on the banner, she’d persistently ask, ask, and ask like a curious child.

After Yun Che’s eighth explanation, she finally seemed to believe it and stopped asking.

"Ah, it’s really difficult to be a traveling doctor nowadays." Not a single person inquired about my services. No need to go buy stuff in the store, right? Not only a waste of time and money, but it might also seem suspicious and ruin my plan." Entering the fifth round, Yun Che started twisting and humming in his mind.

At this moment, two people stepped into the street from the east. They hurried along, with pained expressions as if they’d just suffered tremendous misfortune.

"We’ve already invited the city’s renowned doctors. Even requested the head doctor and pharmacist from the department to come. Ultimately, all this was of no use. If this continues- "Where should we search?" one of them lamented painfully.

"Yeah, as two people, if we can find a doctor, we won’t be allowed to return. From the looks of it, I don’t think we have any hope of returning today.

Rare are the brothers talking about searching outside the city, should we also try looking outside? Even if it’s far, it’s better than returning empty-handed and facing punishment."’

As the two conversed, they suddenly looked up to see that worn-out flag waving ten steps away.

"Damn! Unparalleled Genius Doctor?"’ Their eyes lit up.

"Well, you can tell just by looking that he’s a swindler." A mere traveling doctor actually dares to claim he’s a genius doctor."

"Who cares! The superior ordered us to find a doctor, he’s here! Who cares if he’s genuine! If he’s a fraud, he’ll naturally be dealt with. Let’s just complete the task. Who knows, he might actually have some medical skills."

"The hat is real! Go for it!"’

After making their decision, they promptly rushed to "Doctor Enius" in front: "Doctor Enius, our Sect’s young master was seriously injured yesterday and urgently needs a genius doctor. Since you claim you are a genius doctor who can cure any illness, you certainly can treat our Sect’s young master’s injuries. Please follow us back to our Sect immediately."

One stood in front while the other stood behind, sandwiching "Doctor Yunius" between them. It was both inviting and coercing. "Doctor Yunius" glanced at them, muttering in his heart: Young Sect Master? Seriously injured, could this be a coincidence?

This "Doctor Enius" stroked his long beard and calmly asked: "Healing diseases and saving lives is a doctor’s duty, this old man will follow you immediately. I dare ask... which Sect do you belong to?"

"Once we tell you which Sect we’re from, ’Yuanou’ will be scared to death." The two lifted their noses, proudly saying: "None other than the top Sect in this city. The Xiao Sect of New Moon City! If you are able to cure our Sect’s ’Young Master’ injury, then our Sect will definitely treat you well. Not only will you receive generous rewards, but your fame will spread across New Moon City. But if you cannot heal him, hahahaha...

Xiao Sect

Oh crap!

Yun Che’s finely-trimmed eyebrows twitched while he moaned: So lucky! I originally planned to showcase my healing art and spend three days making a name in this New Moon City. Then the news would reach the ears of the Small Sect, and they’d come to invite me over.’’ In the end, I haven’t even found a single patient to heal, and the Small Sect has come knocking!

His expression and attitude immediately became proud, possessing an air akin to that of a master as he smiled: A practicing physician does not concern himself with family background or financial status. Over the years, this old man has been involved in the medical field and indeed, there is neither illness nor injury this old man cannot treat. Come along, take this old man to your Sect.

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