Chapter 270 – ♥ RE: Diculous

Day 5 (Cont)

That Night

"Mmm... that is amazing... please don't stop worshiping me."

"Sui, I'm not worshiping you. It's just a massage."

"It feels like it... Please, just let me have this one... and this *hic* bottle of bubbly."

"I would have hidden all the booze that came with this place if I knew it came stocked."

"Why? Didn't I do good enough today to deserve a drink? *hic*"

"It's not you... I'm just concerned about the women..."

"Jean has them handled. Just sit back and have a drink yourself. You deserve to relax just as much as anyone else. *hic* That's it, lie down! It's your turn." She said, sitting up and pushing her bottle of wine into his hand and moving her whale that she had been using as a pillow to the side. She then patted the bed where she had been lying.

"It's okay. I don't-"

"Nope! *Hic* You're getting a back rub! Mi! Come over here and give me a hand!"

"What are we doing?" Mi asked her, rolling over from the other side of the bed. Her cheeks were flushed from drinking with Aqua, the two of them having run away with Ee and a couple of bottles of wine after supper to relax in one of the hot tubs. 

"You will see! *hic* come on, TK. Lay down! It's not every day you get to have a massage from a *hic* goddess and her new bestest best friend!"

John sighed, took a swig of wine, and then lay down on the massive bed in the master bedroom of the mansion. For some reason, Aqua and Mi had grown closer today while he was out, and when the day was finally over, both joined him in his new bedroom instead of getting their own or staying with the other goblins in the guest house. He ignored the growing Little John as he felt their four hands start to rub his back, the two of them idly chatting between drinks from the bottle of wine that Mi had. He thought back on the day, wondering how in the hell he got to this point.

Earlier

*Waah!*

"Congratulations, Lina... It's a girl... oh... sorry. I didn't mean-"

"Hah, hah... It's fine... can... can I hold her?"

"Of course... just let us clean her up first, and heal you," John said, confused but willing to let her have the child. A quick check with Scouter told him that she just wanted to hold her child. He wasn't sure what to expect from her...maybe nothing to do with the goblin, or wanting to kill it.

While Mi helped one of the other women clean the little white-haired goblin, he cast Heal and Cure Lina, giving her a powerful orgasm in the process, then they handed her the baby. 

"She is beautiful..." Lina said, clutching the little goblin to her chest. She looked over at him, tears filling her eyes. "Thank you, Milord. Thank you so much!"

John was washing up in one of the showers, contemplating what he was going to try to teach the goblins this morning before breaking them off to start hunting and gathering, when a voice caused him to jump.

"Milord, thank you for giving us this magical place to live. Do you have any orders for us?"

"Ah! Jean? What are you doing in the shower? Orders? What are you talking about?" He said, turning around to look at the woman and finally getting a good look at her. He nearly dropped his washcloth when he realized she was naked.

She was much taller than he currently was, probably close to six feet tall, with pale white skin that hadn't seen the sun in a significant amount of time. She had long, pale green hair that reached her butt, light green eyes whose edges curved slightly upward, and long, luscious eyelashes that gave her face a beautiful yet exotic appearance. Despite the conditions she had been living in, she seemed fairly muscular, with the only fat on her body being her wide hips and her giant, drooping breasts that were larger than his head with nipples still leaking a little bit of milk. If he were to guess, she was probably in her early thirties, though with the hard living in a world like this, she could be much younger.

"You came down from on high and saved our miserable lives, giving us the vengeance that we so desperately craved with your divine fury. We are yours now." She said with that fervent gleam returning to her eyes. 

"I saved you because it was the right thing to do, not because I wanted- You know what, Jean. I want you all to relax here for now. To heal your wounds and come to terms with what happened. I want to check everyone over later, especially the ones who are having more difficulty adjusting. I will have... 'orders' for you then, but right now my goal is for you all to recover. We can talk about your futures once that has happened."

"Of course, Milord. Would you like me to wash your back?" 

"That... is unnecessary, Jean. I'm just trying to have a shower before I go and teach the goblins how to hunt."

"It's fine, Milord. It will just take a moment. Here let me- Ohhh!"

She slipped on the wet tiles and crashed into him, pushing him into the wall. Her left breast, heavy with milk, slammed into his head, the large nipple slipping between his lips. A small amount of her milk sprayed into his mouth, tasting almost like ambrosia to his goblin senses. He was about to push her away, but a feminine voice spoke in his head.

[Shielder]

The hell?

He was so startled that he sucked on her nipple for a few moments, squeezing the side of her breast instead of pushing her away. The voice spoke again.

[Shield Master]

[Shield Wall]

[Shield Bash]

[Sentinel]

"Ahhh! I'm so sorry, my lord! Please forgive me! Oh... that feels... Mmmm... keep going." Jean said, allowing him to keep-

What am I even doing!

"Ahh... I'm sorry. I'm not sure what came over me there." John replied, finally pushing her away. "So, Jean, were you some sort of soldier or adventurer before?"

"Indeed. I was the captain of the caravan's guards. My class is a shield master. Why?"

"For some reason, after I drank some of your milk... I learned a few of your skills."

"Huh? But you're in the body of a monster? How did you learn human arts?"

"These are good questions. I do have an ability that lets me gain skills by eating other monsters and animals, but I thought I had to kill them to do that."

"Here, try some more."  She said, jamming her other nipple into his mouth before he could stop her.

"MMMMMRRRMMPPPHHH!!!"

[Hold The Line]

[Intercept]

[Call Of Shielding]

[Iron Will]

[Guardian]

[Provoke]

[Taunting Assault]

ALEC! WHAT KIND OF PERVERTED WAY IS THIS FOR ME TO GAIN SKILLS!

Later That Morning

"Now!" John yelled, rushing past the point where the other goblins were lying in wait. 

Several goblins started to pelt the three snakes that were chasing him, using rocks from a fair distance away. He would normally have left them alone, but one of the snakes had attacked the gatherers earlier, killing the goblin before Aqua could heal him. Aqua came and found John and his hunting party shortly afterwards, so he decided to destroy this nest before they lost any more of their people.

The snakes were bright red and nearly twelve feet long, yet packed a serious amount of venom instead of being a constrictor as they looked to be. They seemed very territorial, so he was using that to his advantage right now. 

As the snakes turned to face their new assailants, he turned towards them and slammed his foot to the ground, activating his new Taunting Assault skill. A pressure wave washed over the monsters, causing them to hesitate and twist back towards him.

"Bind!" He shouted, sending his rope into the pile of nope ropes. "Kichi! Go!" John shouted, readying his healing magic in case this didn't work.

Kichi and two other goblins dropped off the tree limb above the snakes, each holding a pair of rabbit horns like daggers. They plunged their makeshift weapons into the snakes' bodies, killing two of them nearly instantly. The third snake snapped onto Kichi's arm, but the goblin raged and bit the snake back, severing its spine.

"Detoxify! Heal!" John chanted as he rushed up to them, laying his hand on Kichi's shoulder, pushing the venom out of his body and healing him. 

"Ooo... Thank you, Rou. That burned a lot."

"No worries, buddy. Now, let's carry these back. It's been a long time since I ate snake on a stick." He said, remembering the time his family had visited Casablanca. These were much larger than the grass snakes they picked up at the food cart, but they had a fair amount of flesh on them. He would make sure they weren't poisonous first, but they seemed to have venom sacs, so they shouldn't be poisonous.  

At least, I think that is how that works... Might need to detoxify the whole body first.

"You gonna cook them again?"

"Yeah? Why? Did you want to eat them raw or something?"

"No! The rabbit was so good... I tried a piece raw... still good but not as good."

"Well, I don't know if these will be as good as rabbit, but I'll try my best." 

That Afternoon

"They're so cute... can we eat them?"

"Not yet, Ee, but if you want to help me, they will become food when they grow up. Well, not the one you're holding. That is Floppy and A- Sui's favourite; he's going to be our stud rabbit." He said to the white-haired goblin woman. 

"I can help! What do you need me to do?"

"I want to turn part of this shed into a pen for them that they can sleep in, then make a fence on the outside so they can roam around and eat grass and whatever else we can feed them. I'm just trying to come up with a way to make this work with the supplies we have available." 

The building was full of tools you would expect to find in someone's shed, from a plethora of gardening equipment, saws, hammers, and some power tools. What it didn't have was any material to build with. 

"Leave it to us! I really want to build things!" Aqua said from behind him. She and Mi were pushing wheelbarrows full of wood and stuff they dragged from the storage area. 

"Well... if you two got this, I'll go start making a garden."

"Wait? Are you going to grow some plants? I wanted to help with that!" Aqua said, pouting a bit.

"You can't do everything. Work on a pen for these fellas, and when you're done, come help us. There are still a few hours before dinner."

"Fine. C'mon, Mi, let's get another load of wood. I got a great idea for this!" Aqua said, offloading her wheelbarrow on the floor. She seemed happy about building the rabbit enclosure. 

"Can I help you with this gardening thing? I think I like working in the dirt." Ee asked him.  

"Sure. Here, put Floppy down and take these tools. We will get a couple of other goblins to help us break some ground. I'll turn the seeds that were gathered today into plants, and we can start growing food."

"Sounds like fun." She replied. She was about to put Floppy back into the cardboard box he had put all the baby horned rabbits into, but stopped. "What is a stud?"

"A stud is the male rabbit we will keep around to breed with the female rabbits. We will get other male studs later, but most males will be eaten when they become adults instead of being allowed to stick around. And it’s not just rabbits, if we start keeping other animals for food, we will probably have studs with them too."

"Okay. Are you going to be our stud too?"

"Wha!" Aqua said, spinning around and grabbing her. "No! He isn't your... stud!"

"Why not? He is big and strong and is really smart. I bet he can make strong babies even with a goblin!" 

"No! He... He... Already has more than enough women in his life!"

"That must mean he is really strong then. A strong male has many female mates!"

"Argh!!! Come on, Mi, I need some air!" Aqua screamed, then rushed out of the shed. 

"What is wrong with her? I thought she was already your mate the way she holds onto you." She said, scratching her head in confusion at Aqua's outburst.

"She is just a friend, Ee. And as things stand, I won't be a 'stud' for anyone here. Just friends." John replied, recovering from her random question. The goblins in this world were kind of cute, but not in an attractive way. He had no intention of 'breeding' with any of them. 

"If you say so. Shall we go dig?"

That Evening

"Ahh... Jean, what are you all doing? And... what are you wearing?" John asked as he came into the kitchen.

He had just shown the fifteen remaining goblins the guest house and how to use the modern bathrooms there to have showers and clean themselves. He reiterated that if they don't keep the place clean, he would kick them out, and they could live in the cave instead. Now, he had come back to the castle to cook the women some dinner and found a few of them digging through the kitchen cupboards. Apparently, the place came stocked with modern food, and they were snacking on chocolate chips while trying to figure out how to start a fire inside the oven.

It wasn't the only thing the place came stocked with.

"My Lord? We are getting hungry. Sui said this was the kitchen, but is there somewhere we can light a fire? We can't cook those rabbits without a fire." She replied, bowing to him, her breasts almost falling out of her little black dress, the black rabbit ears on her headband dangling in the air. "As for the clothes, we found them in one of the rooms earlier. I assumed it was the holy vestments of your order, so we have all dressed in them. The fabric is very comfortable, and it helps tuck some of our loose skin away. It is an honour to have been provided garments fit for a Queen."

John rubbed his head, not having any clue what in the world to do about this. He wanted to tell them to take off the bunny suits, but he didn't have any actual clothing to put them in. It was fairly warm here, so the skimpy silk garments would probably be very comfortable to wear if you didn't know what they implied. 

And now I have a house full of women in bunny suits and leggings... oh god, they even have little bow ties. 

Little John was trying to burst out of his pants, but luckily, it was angled down his leg instead of towards his belly this time. He chastised himself, as this wasn't the time to be thinking these thoughts. 

"Well, as long as you're comfortable, it's fine. As for the fire, stop that. Let me show you how these devices work. And since we have the stuff, I'll even season the meat and make some side dishes. This won't last forever, so enjoy it while you can."

"It is very comfortable, Milord. We are very happy and thankful to you." She said, bowing again, then whispered in his ear, "In fact, after our earlier encounter, I talked with a few of the women who are still doing okay. They would like to offer you their classes and arts after we eat."

"What? Why?"

"You're our saviour, our divine protector. If we can help make you stronger, you can help protect us better. Please accept our offer. It is the only thing we can do to repay you."  

Before he could reply, Aqua burst into the kitchen. "TK! Why are all the women wearing skimpy bunny suits? Did you do this to them?"

"What? No, they found them. Why?"

"It's... it's... indecent!"

"Really? I seem to remember a dress a certain goddess wore that showed her ass off every time she moved. Besides, there is no other clothing for them to wear right now. Would you prefer if they walked around naked or maybe in towels?"

"I don't know... I just don't want you to... Oh, is that wine? Gimmie!" She said, diving into an open cupboard and pulling a couple of big bottles out. 

"If you get drunk, don't expect me to take care of you again. You know better." He told her, though he knew he would take care of her if she did overindulge.

"Relax! I'm gonna go share with Mi and Ee. Just... never mind." She said, then darted out of the kitchen as fast as she had come in. 

He just scratched his head. As much as he tried, he would never understand that woman. 

Present

"I brought some snacks!" Ee said, coming into his bedroom with a plate of what smelled like fresh chocolate chip cookies. 

"Ooo... bring them over here," Aqua said, adjusting the towel she had laid on his ass.

"Sui... what is going on here?" John asked.

"Nothing. Just a sleepover with friends. Be quiet and eat a cookie." She said, then leaned over and whispered in his ear, "You already had all the milk you need for them."

"How did you-"

"I can see out of your eye when I focus on it... Earlier, when we were in the hot tub, I was curious where you were at, and... why... why?"

"Absorption lets me gain their skills. Like how we gained a few skills by eating animal meat. It wasn't a sexual thing."

"You could have fooled me. Eat your cookie and tell me if I get this Healing Hands skill of yours right. If you fall asleep, I'm going to write all over your face." She said, then jammed a cookie into his mouth. 

It was delicious.