Chapter 242 - 92: Shen Yanzhi’s Alternate WeChat Account, New Year’s Eve (3)

’Was this really his iceberg of an older brother?’

’When have I ever seen him so out of control?’

’Probably only Jiang Li could ever make him act like this.’

He quickly pulled his phone from his pocket, about to hit record, but Shen Yanzhi let go.

Shen Yuchu clicked his tongue. "I just got my phone out!"

Shen Yanzhi shot him a death glare. Shen Yuchu couldn’t help but shrink back, grinning like a fool as he tried to play dumb.

Shen Yanzhi’s expression was full of disdain. "If there’s a next time, I’ll break your hands."

Zhou Jiawen couldn’t help but shuffle to the side.

’Yep, she was disgusted too.’

Jiang Li covered her face with both hands, trying to will the blush away.

’But the moment I see Shen Yanzhi, my knees go weak.’

’Who would have thought Shen Yanzhi would actually French kiss me in front of so many people?’

’I have to say, he’s surprisingly passionate under that cold exterior.’

The Spring Festival Gala played on the TV. Their parents were drinking and chatting. Meanwhile, Jiang Li and the other three, full and content, were sprawled on the sofa, having started a private game of mahjong on their phones.

Seeing the two of them practically glued together, Shen Yuchu couldn’t help but speak up. "Hey, big bro, can you two move a little further apart? You’ll be able to see each other’s tiles soon!"

Shen Yuchu should have kept his mouth shut. The moment he spoke, Shen Yanzhi simply pulled Jiang Li straight into his arms, raised an eyebrow at Shen Yuchu as if he’d just won a battle, and said, "You can hold your wife, too."

Hearing this, Zhou Jiawen stood right up and moved to the other end of the sofa. "Not happening!"

She didn’t want Shen Yuchu seeing her tiles.

After all, there was money on the line.

They say there are no fathers and sons at the mahjong table, so naturally, there are no husbands and wives either.

Shen Yuchu looked at Zhou Jiawen with a whimper. "Honey, you don’t have a ’dog’ on the side, do you?! You never used to treat me like this!"

Zhou Jiawen nodded seriously. "I do have a dog."

There was a stray dog on the film set. No one knew where it had wandered in from. It was all skin and bones, but since she fed it occasionally, it had all but become her personal pet.

Hearing this, Shen Yuchu’s world came crashing down. He stopped playing mahjong, put down his phone, and looked at Zhou Jiawen in disbelief. "No way, you really have a ’dog’?"

Zhou Jiawen raised an eyebrow. "A literal dog."

Shen Yanzhi tsked. "Stop with all this ’dog’ talk and just play your tile."

Pressured by his own blood, Shen Yuchu reluctantly picked up his phone, casually played a tile, and pressed on, "Is it a ’little puppy’ or a ’big wolf dog’?"

Zhou Jiawen replied with disgust, "A stray dog."

A smile finally returned to Shen Yuchu’s face. "I thought I was about to lose my wife."

Jiang Li tugged on the corner of Shen Yanzhi’s shirt. "Seriously, how did your brother become a general manager with that level of intelligence?"

Shen Yuchu, his cheeks puffed out in a pout, asked, "Sister-in-law! Are you saying that so loud because you’re afraid I can’t hear you?"

Jiang Li snapped her fingers. "Congratulations, you got it right."

Meeting Shen Yuchu’s astonished gaze, she added playfully, "There’s no prize."

Shen Yuchu ignored them and marched over to Zhou Jiawen, wrapping her completely in his arms. "Honey! They’re bullying me!"

Zhou Jiawen spread her hands. "Nothing I can do. Sister-in-law is my boss."

She couldn’t help but add, "Besides, your intelligence really is a bit worrying."

’I’ve never seen Shen Yuchu act this dumb usually. Why does he lose all ability to think when it comes to his own affairs?’

Shen Yuchu nuzzled Zhou Jiawen’s neck. "That’s only because I love you so much."

THUMP—

THUMP—

Zhou Jiawen subconsciously placed a hand over her heart, blushing shyly as she said, "What are you doing!"

It had been a long time since he’d seen Zhou Jiawen look so shy, and Shen Yuchu’s own heart began to race. He took her hand, his face full of deep affection. "Because I’ve realized something: if you love someone, you have to say it out loud."

Jiang Li shot Shen Yanzhi a look, and the two of them quietly snuck upstairs, leaving Zhou Jiawen and Shen Yuchu downstairs to whisper sweet nothings to each other.

But once they were upstairs, Jiang Li felt a little conflicted. "Is it really okay for us to do this?"

Shen Yanzhi patted the back of her hand reassuringly. "There’s nothing wrong with it. I bet they’re dying to go home and make a baby right now."

’A man knows a man best. He knew exactly what Shen Yuchu was thinking right now.’

Jiang Li, on the other hand, gave Shen Yanzhi a look of contempt. "You’re exaggerating."

Her eyes swept over his body, noticing a certain area that was faintly "standing at attention." ’You’re probably the only one with that kind of thing on your mind all the time.’