Chapter 826 - 824: Biu~

On the road, Candy had already sent a WeChat voice message to Li Xuanyu.

Listening to the voice on her phone, Li Xuanyu smiled softly.

Playing with water isn’t suitable for makeup, and Li Xuanyu isn’t a girl who loves makeup anyway.

"A natural face is the prettiest."

Back in university, a phrase casually said by Mo Jingchun, stuck in her memory.

This... is probably love.

Before leaving, Li Xuanyu looked at her clean and fresh face in the mirror and nodded in satisfaction.

University sisters group~

Li Xuanyu casually sent a message.

"A day of drifting with Candy~"

After sending the message, Li Xuanyu put her phone in her bag, carried her pretty little bag, and went out.

No one responded to the message in the group, and Li Xuanyu wasn’t surprised at all.

It’s the weekend, before ten in the morning, her girlfriends are all sleeping.

Unless they had previously planned to go shopping.

Standing under the tree shade, Li Xuanyu waited less than five minutes and saw Mo Jingchun’s convoy coming toward her from the South Gate.

"Sis-in-law~"

Before the car stopped, Candy had already opened the window, stuck her head out, and was waving with a big smile.

Inside the car, Zero grabbed Candy’s foot with one hand, worried she might fall out of the window.

"Did you miss me?"

Grabbing Candy’s soft face, Li Xuanyu couldn’t get enough of it.

"Yes!"

"Oh? Really?"

Candy nodded vigorously, "Truer than real gold!"

"Not bad~ Anything you want to eat today, just tell me! I’ll buy!"

This made Candy nod her little head even more energetically, unable to hide her smile.

Once on the car, the convoy headed straight towards today’s drifting destination without stopping.

From the county to the Grand Canyon, it only took about half an hour by car.

Exiting the county after passing Yingjia Mountain, they entered the endless mountainous regions.

Having been to the Grand Canyon for drifting once before, Candy jumped out of the car and headed straight towards the restroom, familiar with the way.

Seeing Zero follow them after getting out of the car, Mo Jingchun just frowned and didn’t say much.

"I’ll go check, I still don’t feel at ease with the two kids."

"Alright." Mo Jingchun nodded.

"I’ll buy some gear, waiting for you over here."

After a few minutes, Candy and the others returned.

Seeing her brother buying things at the stall, Candy weaved through the crowd and ran up to him.

"Brother, what are you buying."

"For a water fight, you can’t do without gear."

"I have a big water gun!"

Mo Jingchun smiled and didn’t say anything.

Water guns... Brother, people usually use ladles for water fights.

Suddenly, Candy pointed at something in front of the stall and exclaimed:

"Brother, this looks so familiar."

"Dung ladle."

"Last time we came and bought them but couldn’t take them inside, remember?"

"Right, right! I remember now."

Actually, Candy remembered where she had seen them before.

It was at her old home.

There were many of them next to the toilet at the old place.

There’s just a bit of difference, those had a special name, often used by netizens.

After thinking for a long time, Candy finally remembered.

Patina!

That’s right, the incinerators back home, without exception, were all covered in patina.

Seeing each member of the security team with a dung ladle, Mo Jingchun nodded in satisfaction.

Fifteen dung ladles, this time we’ll beat them to the ground.

"Come on, let’s all take the sticks off the dung ladles, otherwise we can’t take them in."

With the experience from last time, Mo Jingchun was well-prepared this time.

"Why not just buy water ladles directly?" Li Xuanyu couldn’t quite figure it out.

"Hehe, you wouldn’t understand, dung ladles have magic damage this time."

"..."

Unlike the gentle Li Xuanyu, Zhou Yaling behind Candy was already brandishing her dung ladle, trying out which stance would be most comfortable for water fights.

Taken by the tourist bus to the starting point of the drift, sitting in the bus, Candy looked at her big water gun on her phone, then at the dung ladles in everyone’s hand, even Zero wasn’t excluded and got one.

Candy had to admit, she regretted it.

If she’d known, she wouldn’t have brought the big water gun.

She wanted a dung ladle too.

Tilting her head to look at Zero beside her, Candy blinked cutely.

"Zero, how about we switch?"

"This water gun is really fun."

Upon hearing this, Zero chuckled and rolled her eyes.

"Do I have ’dumb’ written on my face?"

Candy scratched her head, confused, and asked, "What does ’what-do-you-have-written’ mean on your face."

"What does that mean."

Zero was silent, she meant "dumb", not what-do-you-have written.

Switching for a dung ladle, no way! But Zero also knew that getting Candy to easily give up on switching for a dung ladle wouldn’t be easy.

After thinking about it, Zero’s lips slightly curled up.

"Okay, let’s switch."

"The water gun, wherever I point it, it’ll spray water, hehe. If I point it at someone, everyone’s bound to join in the water fight with that target."

"Just the thought of it sounds fun."

As she spoke, Zero was about to switch with Candy.

However, the next scene was something Zero hadn’t expected.

Indeed, even big data analysis can sometimes be wrong.

The human mind can’t be analyzed with just a few datasets.

Only to see Candy grin and, without hesitation, switch her water gun for Zero’s dung ladle.

Holding the dung ladle, Candy finally felt at ease.

Looking at the stunned Zero, Candy laughed heartily:

"Gotcha, I knew you were trying to reverse-trap me."

"Hmph~ I’m almost in the second grade, trying to play cat and mouse with me is pointless."

Sitting in the same row, Li Xuanyu and Mo Jingchun couldn’t help but burst into laughter.

But honestly, even Mo Jingchun hadn’t predicted Candy’s maneuver.

Getting Zero to take a loss for once, Candy was very happy.

Even Zero isn’t omniscient.

An hour later, while drifting along the river, Candy never expected to get a face slap so quickly.

In just a blink of an eye, there was a reversal.

In one big pool in the river, everyone was engaged in a water fight, each for themselves.

When Mo Jingchun and the others drifted into this pool, the situation changed instantly, turning into a duel between two sides.

On both sides of the pool, the divide was clear.

War was imminent.

Zero silently aimed her water gun at a burly man with a fierce face.

biu~

Under Candy’s envious eyes, a stream of water arced and landed on the bald spot of the burly man’s head.

The next moment, without needing to issue orders, each member of the security team splashed a dung ladle’s worth of water over.

The next scene left Candy dumbfounded.

Water filled the air, making it impossible to keep her eyes open.

On the riverbank, an old man with a bamboo pole took a drag from his cigarette, intently watching the exciting battle below.

Such camaraderie was rarely seen.

Finishing his cigarette, the old man grinned, revealing four large yellow teeth.

While everyone was still engaged in the water fight, the old man quietly pushed some of the people forward with his bamboo pole.

If he didn’t, he would get a pay deduction.

People kept drifting down from upstream, and if too many congregated in the pool, accidents could happen.