Take Me Away, Dark Lord!
Chapter 128: Silly Grandpas
Seraphina tried to maintain her scowl.
She bit the inside of her cheek, furrowed her brow as fiercely as her six-year-old facial muscles would allow.
But as another ghost joined in, juggling three miniature, floating fireballs that morphed into the shapes of galloping horses, the whimsy of the performance began to chip away at her cynicism.
The ghosts were pulling out all the stops. They were performing elaborate, silent pantomimes of historic battles, intentionally exaggerating their own defeats for comedic effect.
One of the grandpas pretended to trip over his own cape, tumbling head over heels in slow motion through the air, landing upside down with a look of offended dignity.
A small, traitorous giggle escaped Seraphina’s lips.
"Aha! A breach in the fortress!" Lord Ignis the Elder cheered, floating closer.
Seraphina couldn’t help it. The sound broke the dam, and a bright, bubbling cascade of genuine laughter erupted from her chest.
She clutched her stomach, giggling as the ghosts continued their ridiculous, melodramatic performance, completely abandoning their imposing, aristocratic dignity just to make a six-year-old smile.
"You guys are so silly," Seraphina laughed, wiping a tear of mirth from her eye. "Papa Duke would never juggle horses. He would just freeze them and tell them to be quiet."
The ghosts ceased their juggling, drifting down to form a loose, comfortable circle around her on the tiger-skin rug, treating her with the doting, tender adoration that only grandfathers could muster.
"Your Papa Duke is a remarkable man, despite his... frosty exterior," Lord Ignis the Elder said gently, sitting cross-legged in the air. "We have watched him grow from a brooding boy into the terrifying Reaper. It is good to see him tethered to something so bright."
Seraphina smiled proudly, gently petting the sleeping pink puppy on her lap. "He’s the best! He bought me a whole mountain of toys because he thought I don’t know how to throw a tantrum. And Sir Boris is making me a mythril dagger! And Sir Gallahan promised to show me a dolphin, even though Papa said dolphins are useless fish!"
The ghost grandpas listened with rapt attention, completely enraptured by her childish, rambling stories.
They asked questions about the Vanguard, reacting with highly exaggerated, theatrical gasps of shock and amusement as Seraphina recounted the tale of Sir Boris accidentally eating a spicy basilisk tail, and Sir Lucas aggressively haggling with a merchant over the price of a stuffed owl.
In return, the ghosts shared their own stories.
They spoke of the Obsidian Gate in its glory days, of ancient tournaments where fire mages would duel on pillars of obsidian, and of the grand, sprawling banquets that used to echo through the halls.
Seraphina listened, fascinated by the rich, vibrant history of the world she now inhabited. It was like having a living, interactive history book that occasionally did backflips.
But as the afternoon wore on, the tone of the conversation subtly shifted. The playful, amber light radiating from the ghosts dimmed slightly, taking on a more serious, somber hue.
"Little Sovereign," Lord Ignis the Elder began, his spectral face growing uncharacteristically grave. He floated slightly closer, his voice dropping into a hushed, conspiratorial whisper. "We adore your stories. But we must ask a favor of you. A matter of grave importance regarding our descendant, the current Archduke Leonidas."
Seraphina stopped petting the puppy, her adult instincts immediately recognizing the shift in narrative tone.
’Here it is,’ Seraphina thought, her eyes widening. ’The ghost quest. The secret lore drop. I knew it. They never just show up to juggle.’
"What’s wrong with Uncle Leo?" Seraphina asked, tilting her head. "He’s very loud, but he gave me a puppy. I don’t want him to be in trouble."
The ghosts exchanged worried, significant glances.
"Leonidas is a strong leader, but he is fiercely ambitious," Lord Ignis explained, gesturing with a translucent hand toward the heavy stone walls of the fortress, pointing toward the North-East. "Behind the Obsidian Gate, beyond the jagged crags of the caldera, lies the Ashen Forest. To the current generation, it is merely a dense, dangerous woodland. But to us... to the ancestors... we remember when it was a barren, lifeless wasteland."
"A wasteland?" Seraphina echoed.
"It was the site of the deepest, most lucrative mythril and ruby mine in the history of the Valen Duchy," another ghost interjected, his voice trembling slightly. "Our family built our initial wealth upon the veins of that earth. But centuries ago, during my reign, we dug too deep. We breached a subterranean cavern that did not belong to the natural world."
The ghost shuddered, a ripple of static passing through his ethereal form.
"We found something buried there. Something ancient, ominous, and vibrating with a corruption so absolute that it instantly drove the miners mad," the ghost whispered. "We did not awaken it, thank the Light. But we realized the danger. We sealed the mine. We collapsed the tunnels. And we struck the location from every single map, ledger, and family registry in the Archduchy. We planted the Ashen Forest over the ruins to hide the scar from the world."
Seraphina’s heart gave a small, nervous thump. "If it’s hidden, why are you worried?"
"Because Leonidas does not know the history," Lord Ignis the Elder said, his spectral face etched with anxiety. "He is currently expanding the Archduchy’s industrial capabilities to compete with the Iron Marches. He has commissioned a new, massive excavation project in the Ashen Forest, searching for untapped mythril veins. We have watched his surveyors marking the land. They are digging directly above the sealed cavern."
Seraphina grasped the situation with the terrifying, rapid processing speed of her adult mind.
’An ancient, sealed evil. A lost map. A reckless, ambitious Duke digging for treasure,’ Seraphina translated the tropes seamlessly. ’It’s a classic unearthing-the-ancient-doom scenario. If Leonidas’s miners breach that cavern, they’re going to unleash whatever nightmare is sleeping down there.’
But out loud, to maintain her six-year-old persona, her brain translated the danger into simpler terms.
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