Chapter 659 - 293: My Hands Have This Function Too?

"..." Su Mu’s face instantly flushed red.

’It’s over. Xu Yun heard everything.’

Unaware that there was a man in the closet, Li Jinshu said, "All right, Susu. Go on and take your shower."

"Uh, I think I’ll skip it for now."

Su Mu walked over to her side, pretended to rub her head, and said, "We talked so late last night, I feel like I didn’t get enough rest. I was planning to go back to sleep after you leave, and then I’ll shower when I wake up."

"Okay then. You get some sleep, I’ll be going."

Li Jinshu said, "But, what do you think? Should I pop over to the apartment next door and check on Ning Qian?"

"Up to you."

Right now, Su Mu just wanted to get rid of Li Jinshu as quickly as possible.

"Oh, right~"

Li Jinshu suddenly stood up and started walking toward the closet, saying, "I accidentally got my bra wet just now. Let me see if you have a new one in your closet I can borrow."

"Stay right there. Don’t move."

Seeing this, Su Mu jumped in fright.

’If she finds Xu Yun hiding in my closet, it’ll be a disaster.’

Li Jinshu: "???"

Su Mu quickly stepped forward to block her, explaining with a smile, "Let me get it for you. You don’t even know where I keep my underwear. I don’t want you to mess everything up, or I’ll have to reorganize it later."

"Is that all? Look how nervous you were."

Li Jinshu couldn’t help but laugh. "Anyone who didn’t know better might think you were hiding a secret in your closet."

"What kind of secret could I possibly have in my closet?"

Su Mu deliberately blocked Li Jinshu’s line of sight as she walked to the closet and opened it.

Xu Yun, inside the closet, met her gaze. She pretended not to see him and quickly rummaged through her underwear organizer, pulling out a new set.

Then she quickly shut the door, turned around, and handed it to Li Jinshu.

"Here. I bought this set in a size too small and never wore it. It should fit you."

"Susu, what’s that supposed to mean?"

Li Jinshu laughed. "Are you saying my chest is smaller than yours?"

"I didn’t say it, you did."

"Hmph! I might be smaller now, but I’ll surpass you sooner or later."

Li Jinshu said smugly, "I’ve done some research. If I get Xu Yun to massage them for me a few more times in the future, it’ll stimulate them and promote a second growth spurt. Then I’ll get bigger."

"..." Su Mu.

Hiding in the closet, Xu Yun had been boredly looking through Su Mu’s various sexy lingerie. Hearing Li Jinshu’s words, he froze for a moment.

’My hands have that function?’

But...

’First time in my life hiding in a closet. Shouldn’t I post about it online?’

Xu Yun put down what he was holding, took out his phone, set it to silent, then aimed the camera up at a forty-five-degree angle and snapped a picture of himself.

He looked at it. Not bad!

It had a great atmosphere.

He wrote a caption and posted it to his social media feed.

[Who can relate, guys? I’m cornered in someone’s house, currently hiding in a closet and trembling in fear!]

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A few seconds after his post went up, likes and comments started flooding in.

There were a lot of red notification dots.

Xu Yun refreshed and took a look.

The likes were all from guys: Lin Wanzhou, Yan Can, Xi Wei, Chen Jiang, and other friends and classmates.

The comments were basically all from the women in his life, and they were a solid wall of question marks.

Jiang Peiyao: "???"

Song Xiaowei: "???"

Liang Yan: "???"

Fu Baoying: "???"

...

Glancing down the list, only Yu Xuan’s comment was different from everyone else’s.

"Boss, do you need me to come rescue you?"

’So touching~’

Xu Yun decided he had to give Yu Xuan a "Best Employee" award this year!

Outside, Li Jinshu had finished changing while Xu Yun was engrossed in his phone.

"Come on, I’ll walk you out."

Su Mu deliberately said this loudly in the direction of the closet, then shut the bedroom door.

Xu Yun heard her but pretended he didn’t, continuing to play on his phone.

And he had to admit, the inside of a woman’s closet smelled pretty nice.

’Oh no. Am I becoming a bit of a pervert?’

A little while later, after walking Li Jinshu out, Su Mu returned to the bedroom and found that Xu Yun was nowhere to be seen.

’Where did he go?’

She called out softly, "Xu Yun?"

"What are you yelling for? I’m in the closet."

Su Mu opened the closet and, seeing Xu Yun still inside, couldn’t help but laugh. "She’s gone. What are you still doing in there?"

"I suddenly don’t feel like coming out."

Su Mu: "???"

Just as she was feeling confused, Xu Yun suddenly reached out, yanked her inside, and shut the closet door.

The large, spacious closet suddenly felt a bit cramped with two people inside.

But there was still some room to move.

In the dark space, they stood face to face. Su Mu, blushing with anger, demanded, "What are you trying to do?"

"Nothing much."

Xu Yun chuckled. "I just wanted to unlock a new map with you."

"..." Su Mu.

And so, a moment later, a considerable commotion began to come from inside the huge closet.

After leaving Su Mu’s place, Li Jinshu didn’t go straight to the office. Instead, she immediately went next door to chat with Ning Qian.

As they were chatting, Ning Qian’s expression suddenly turned serious. "Jinshu, you need to see what Xu Yun just posted."

"Xu Yun? What’s wrong?"

Puzzled, Li Jinshu took Ning Qian’s phone and glanced at the screen.

Then she froze.

"What’s going on? Did he get caught?"

Worried something had happened, Li Jinshu said immediately, "Quick, call him and ask."

"No."

Ning Qian shook her head. "If we call him now, wouldn’t we just give away his location?"

"You’re right!"

Li Jinshu asked anxiously, "Then what do we do now?"

She was both furious and worried.

’Aren’t all the women around you enough for you to mess with? You just had to go and do something so dangerous.’

’And now look at you, cornered in someone’s house!’