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XP balance: 1,785

Your Reputation in England: Good

Your World Reputation: Poor

Manager Ranking*: 19 (-2)

* In the English leagues

Days as Chester manager: 0

Men's Team: 20th in Premier League

P5 - W0 - D0 - L5 - Goals For 1 - Goals Against 13 - Goal Difference minus 12 - Points minus 3

AOK Cup - knocked out

Cheshire Cup - yet to play

FA Cup - yet to play

Top Scorers (League):

  1. Maxy Boy 1 (pens 1)

Men's Team Average Attendances

23-2424-2525-2626-2727-2828-29*
2,2873,3625,2447,96510,55911,560

Men's Squad Value over Time (As Estimated by Max)

23-2424-2525-2626-2727-2828-29
0.28m3.1m18.2m42.4m87.9m195m

Includes players who are loaned out, e.g. Banksy, Tony Herbert.

Chester FC Men's First Team Squad

[Premier League average CA range this season: 146 to 171]

No.NamePosAgeIntWageCAPACA +/-
1Marek MasarikGK38SVK300001471656
13Owen ElmhamGK37180001521646
25StickyGK3440001221220
2Helge HagenD LR20NOR210001311857
3Cole AdamsDL22IRE130001401474
19Lewis LamarreD DM AM L28NIR190001481567
4Peter BauerSW DC281800014116610
29Murray BurnettDC221541644
6Edgar WildeDC DM34ENG450001531775
5Dumitru DemetrescuD RC36ROM400001531596
20Matt RushDR22100001331809
22Roddy JonesDR18WAL60001081848
14YoungsterDM, MC23GHA300001481816
12Magnus EvergreenD,DM,M3118000142-28
21Jimmy McNeillMC24400001441646
23Cheb AlloulaDM AM LR23ALG480001551682
8Leo LosAM RC23SVK320001461614
15BarkRM22JAM90001301303
77Max BestOmni2850000
26Pascal BochumF RLC23100001381380
10WibbersF RLC21305001451853
9GabrielS24200001421614
Ruud BerkenboschS21480001381885

Sticky (3K), Peter (2K), and Magnus (1K) are paid separately for their coaching work.

Players out on loan:

NamePosAgeWageCAPACA +/-Loan ClubLoan Tier
NasaDR2340001211507CollegeCL
ThomazellaDC2250001141787CollegeCL
Tony HerbertDC2360001241508SaltneyCL
Dan BadfordMC204000128-17SaltneyCL
Vincent AddoDM RC2140001201695Charlton2
Alfie ClitheroeMC202000941334Tranmere3
Adam SummerhaysDL2022001061374Tranmere3
Lucas CookS2240001041425Kilmarnock3
BanksyGK202100971554Newport4
Aston DavidsonGK19600541132Connah's Quay6
Archer PhillipsDC1960054762Flint Town6
Lennox FrancisDRC19600551304Flint Town6
Tommy ThompsonAM RC19600561233Flint Town6

Women's Team: 3rd in WSL (Tier 1, 14 teams)

P1 - W1 - D0 - L0 - Goals For 3 - Goals Against 1- Goal Difference 2 - Points 3

Cheshire Cup: yet to play

Nando's League Cup: yet to play

FA Cup: yet to play

Chester FC Women's First Team Squad

[WSL average CA range this season: 96 to 144]

No.NamePosAgeIntWageCAPACA +/-
1Haley GoodhewGK32ENG44001391602
13QueenieGK2150087942
3Poppy LampardDLC233400116-22
23DafinaDLC19WAL u19500891182
20TanwenDC19WAL u19500841062
5FemiDC3010001061211
4MeghanDC2120001091692
6Victoria RoseDC DM2420001071742
12Amy ShoneDRC18500721052
21FioledMLC19WAL u19500861222
7Dani Smith-SmitheM, AM RLC2120001121772
17Kisi YalleyAM RLC2012001031432
14Mari HughesMC19WAL u19500901103
18CharlotteMC269001011010
19Jenni FairbrotherMC18500481233
11Cheeky RabanneMC25ESP70001491751
8Macca SerraMC27ESP90001621781
16Saffron WaldenMC AMC18100087-22
15Sarah GreeneMRC2122001131672
28Taz Murphy*MRC18500491333
27Devi PayedMR160471493
24Jisook KimAMC21KOR40001081793
25AlwenFC19WAL u19500911012
10Meredith AnnF RC19COL20001032003
9Elsa LundS26SWE90001621810
22Kit HodgesS2515001141232

CA growth is since the first day of pre-season training - the women return later than the men.

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Chester Coaching Staff (General)

Co-Manager: Sandra

Player/Coach: Colin B; Peter Bauer

GK: Sticky; Kalvin Ward; Oli Marches

Named Coaches: Ray Hart; Jude; Yorkie; Luisa; Vikki (set pieces); Terry (Knights); Alex (Knights); Clive O'Keefe

Named Physios: Dean; Livia; Nicole Gimenez; Magnus

Club Doctor: Kelly 'Bones' McNair

Sport Psychologist: Alex Short

Loans Manager: Ryan Jack

Head of Youth: Sam Topps

Chief Scout: Fleur

Chester Coaching Staff (Women)

General Manager: Jill

Manager: Jay Cope

Coaches: Elin; Jude; Simone Ashton

Scroll to bottom to see a few staff profiles.

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Panopticon: Installed Squads

Squad ListsNat
Chester MenENG
Chester WomenENG
College 1975GIB
Bayern MunichGER
Chester Boys 18sENG
Bruno's MagpiesGIB
Saltney TownWAL
StuttgartGER
Tranmere RoversENG
Newport CountyENG
Gibraltar LionsGIB
West DidsburyENG
TempsfordENG

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Chester FC Kingdom Building

  • Solar plus batteries plus air source heat pumps (recent investment of 500k) has reduced energy costs at the Deva/Bumpers to virtually zero, for now.
  • 2x mobile kitchens: Breaking even.
  • Club shop (small): Is totally rammed on match days.
  • Anka What?! (the club's music venue): Making a slight loss, but is making a name for itself as a place to see up-and-coming acts - and John Liner.
  • Seal Studios: Generating 550-600k in revenue, profits go to the women's team.
  • Chester Chompers: breaking even.
Pitch Rentals
  1. Bumpers Bank (two full-size)
  2. Hoole
  3. Ellesmere Port
  4. Bumpers Bank minis (7x7s)
  5. Winsford Phase 1 (completed imminently)
  6. Winsford Phase 2 (completed Feb 29)
  7. Tekky Taka (five-a-side centre close to the Deva; deal completes March 29)

Total pitch-based income: £9,800/week (rising to £20,600 by March).

Miscellaneous Investments

Deeside commercial/retail units: £19,230/week

[Max has created just over £2 million per year in investment income.]

CFC's Main sponsors/partners:

  • Boshcard (men's shirts)
  • Jejune (women's)
  • Grindhog (kit and merch)
  • Glendale (logistics)
  • NutriBurst (food supplements)
  • PetPride (pets)

Deva capacity: 11,560 (The West Stand has been demolished, but Brooke has temporarily filled in two corners. The new PetPride Stand will have 6,000 seats, bringing the total permanent capacity to 16,100; with four temporary corners, 19,220.)

Current war chest: £1.4m.

Coefficient Corner

At the start of 28/29, Saltney Town were ranked 185th in Europe with 9.5 coefficient points. That will rise to at least 24 next season, putting them approx 80th, just below Stuttgart, above Crystal Palace.

If Saltney don't pick up any more draws or wins, Wales will still go from 47th to 41st in the rankings.

Gibraltar is currently on track to stay in 40th place.

Max's Personal Finances/Assets

Bank Balance: £2.186m

Weekly Wage: £50,000

Max's Yearly Personal Sponsorship Income: £50,000 (BoshCard); £200,000 (Soccer Supremo); £50,000 (Chester Zoo); £50,000 (Ganymede, niche shampoo). £250,000 (Jive football boots). All this money is funnelled into West Didsbury and Chorlton AFC.

Max's Private Clients: £3,000/week (Ziggy 0; Youngster 3000). Part of this money is sent to Tempsford FC.

Max is paying Aff's mum £850/week as a full-time carer for his mum.

REM (Ruth/Emma/Max Agency)

Total Weekly Profit: £1,054 > £6,079 > £10,897 > £22,512

Max's Share: £527 > £3,040 > £5,448 > £11,256

Divisions: REMSA (Chelli); REMU (Briggy); Dodlestone Pre-School BugHunters (Jamie Lane-Beeks).

Lit, formerly Maxterplanalytics UK

[Cash]: £10.890m

[Bonds]: £900k at West Didsbury producing 8%.

[Costs:] Pradeep, Spectrum, and Harper's wages. All-you-can-eat Monster Munch. Keyboard cleaning fees. Drone repairs. Digital assets.

DOVE cameras are set up in Chester, Saltney, Gibraltar, Sao Paulo (three clubs), Manchester (West Didsbury, FC United), Dublin.

Maxterplanalytics Gib

[Cash]: £2.7m

Gibraltarian FA

7 years of low-cost rent in an apartment in the national stadium, plus the chance to buy the apartment at a reasonable rate during that period.

Cashed Out (Non-Football Assets):

£56,000 (in shares)

Best Chestern Hotel: £4,950 monthly profit (mortgage is interest-only). 1.8m value, 14 flats, 900k mortgage. (This income is going to Tempsford FC.)

Big Mama House: £1,089 monthly profit. (Rented to Brazilians.) 850k value, 3 flats, 765k repayment mortgage will be paid off in 2047. (This income is going to Tempsford FC.)

Claverton Court: £11,730 monthly profit. 2.5m value, 11 units, no mortgage.

Double Charge Car Parks: An eco-friendly car park slash charging station close to The Legends stadium. Under construction.

Total Weekly Income

£50,000 (basic wage) + £11,538 (sponsors) + £11,256 (REM agency) + £3,000 (Youngster) + £4,272 (flats) = £80,066

Total Yearly Income

£726,440 > £1,506,960 > £4,163,432

Stake in Temps Perdu

1.39% > 4.34%

Prize Money Potential

Newport County: 1m on promotion from League Two

Saltney Town: Untold riches (Saltney get 2 million per win in the CL league stage. 1 win is in the bag. Max can decide on his share, but will probs go half with MD to repay his loan quicker.)

College 1975: Will earn more Europa League revenue. (Not as lucrative as the Champions League, obvs, but it could turn into a decent chunk. Halved with the Conspiracy.)

Miscellaneous:

  • The attendance bonus (for winning at least one trophy every year) is 10%.
  • Max owns one measly share in West Didsbury and Chorlton AFC. It's just ceremonial. Nothing to see here. West's cool new 5,000-seater EFL-compliant stadium is built! Plants are exploring their new home, cautiously growing. The bats are unbothered.
  • Max does not own Saltney Town FC. That is owned by Two Taps Limited, a company based in South Manchester. Ditto West. Ditto Tempsford FC.
  • Saltney has fully repaid Henri's syndicate, whose investors more than doubled their money. Eventually.
  • One? refereeing conspiracy has been discovered. Briggy has hacked into two very boring phones.
  • Max owns four Savile Row suits, a Bayern Munich scarf, a fast laptop slash fingerprint magnet, two framed photos featuring members of the Yalley family, a note written in spidery old-woman handwriting, a UEFA Pro Licence, and a wedding ring.

...

Sandra Lane
Adaptability6
Coaching Goalkeepers5
Coaching Outfield Players19
Determination15
Judging Player Ability9
Judging Player Potential9
Level of Discipline14
Man Management18
Motivating13
Tactical Knowledge19
Working with Youngsters19
Coaching StyleTechnique-based
Preferred Formation3-4-3
Preferred StylePrefers an attractive attacking style of play
OtherLikes her players to close down the opposition
UEFA Pro
Peter Bauer
Adaptability12
Coaching Goalkeepers3
Coaching Outfield Players19
Determination10
Judging Player Ability17
Judging Player Potential12
Level of Discipline11
Man Management10
Motivating10
Tactical Knowledge20
Working with Youngsters9
Coaching StyleTechnique-based
Preferred Formation3-4-2-1
Preferred StylePrefers a patient, possession-based game
OtherEmploys a high-tempo press
UEFA Pro
Pascal Bochum
Adaptability16
Coaching Goalkeepers3
Coaching Outfield Players13
Determination18
Judging Player Ability16
Judging Player Potential15
Level of Discipline8
Man Management8
Motivating9
Tactical Knowledge17
Working with Youngsters10
Coaching StyleFlair-based
Preferred FormationBestball
Preferred StyleUnconventional
OtherLikes his players to take high-percentage shots
UEFA B
Jay Cope
Adaptability9
Coaching Goalkeepers4
Coaching Outfield Players16
Determination13
Judging Player Ability14
Judging Player Potential16
Level of Discipline8
Man Management13
Motivating14
Tactical Knowledge19
Working with Youngsters19
Coaching StyleTechnique-based
Preferred Formation4-3-3
Preferred StylePrefers an attractive attacking style of play
OtherLikes to play a high defensive line
UEFA Pro

And finally, the Brig's owner profile:

John Smith
Business Acumen2
Discipline20
Interference3
Man Handling20
Patience20
Resources1
Ambition1

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