Chapter 962 - 966: There’s Such a Thing

The little fellow is upset, and the consequences are severe.

"Yeah, I don’t want to possess a girl’s body..."

The little fellow probably guessed the relationship between the Eight-Armed Mantis and her father. Normally, she wouldn’t do anything against the Eight-Armed Mantis, but who asked it to look down on women?

What’s wrong with women?

Without women, where would men come from?

In the little fellow’s view, the greatest existence in the world is woman, mother, female!

"Master, is there anything I can do for you?" The Eight-Armed Mantis asked reverently,

The passionate, crazy look in its eyes, not even the Clan Leader of the Wild Chicken Tribe or the Bear Soldiers would dare to imagine,

"I can present myself in a man’s body, but I’m missing one thing. You have it, but I’m afraid you won’t give it." In the space, the little fellow’s voice was hesitant.

"Something I have?" The Eight-Armed Mantis was stunned, quickly saying, "Master, whatever I have, feel free to take it. I, the Eight-Armed, will never speak a word of nonsense."

With a playful smile at the corner of her lips and a mischievous expression, the little fellow imitated Wu Tian’s voice, "This is a hard thing to describe, just too hard. Let me give you a riddle, you guess it. It’s something all men have. Some mutt family men have it longer! Eunuchs have it, but once they enter the palace, it’s as if they don’t? Monks have it, but they rarely use it!"

"This..."

The Clan Leader of the Wild Chicken Tribe and the Bear Soldiers widened their eyes, thinking they had guessed it and thought of something very fitting.

The Eight-Armed Mantis, however, didn’t hesitate. At this moment, using its hand as a blade, it said, "Master, do you want me to cut it off and give it to you?"

As long as the little fellow said yes, the Eight-Armed Mantis would definitely cut it off.

... Wu Tian, who was watching the show, couldn’t take it anymore. The Eight-Armed Mantis was one of his pets before he became an emperor,

Back in the day, he truly raised quite a few pets,

He had no choice; without becoming an emperor, having pets around would make him a bit stronger,

The Eight-Armed Mantis was good to him,

How could Wu Tian let the Eight-Armed Mantis become a neither-male-nor-female monster just like that?

"Baby, don’t go too far."

Wu Tian’s voice was helpless, frustrated, yet carried a trace of indulgence.

The little fellow saw her dad speak up, and she felt embarrassed to continue the prank, so she just said, "Oh."

The moment Wu Tian spoke, the Eight-Armed Mantis was stunned.

This voice, it could never forget in its lifetime.

"Master... Master, so you’re alright."

Wu Tian emerged from the Blood Mist, walking idly like a noble king. His steps were slow, but no matter who it was, they would be captivated by his aura. If he wasn’t a noble young master,

there would be no one else in the world who could be.

"Showing off... gets struck by lightning."

The little fellow watched as her dad was about to steal the limelight and shook her head, feeling helpless having such a dad,

Why did Zhou Yu have to contend against Zhuge Liang?

..."Master."

The Eight-Armed Mantis burst into tears and hurriedly rushed forward, kneeling directly in front of Wu Tian,

"It’s Wu Tian."

The Bear Soldiers immediately became alert; Wu Tian’s appearance was now on the wanted list, who on the edges of the continent didn’t know?

But the Eight-Armed Mantis,

calling Wu Tian master?

This left the Clan Leader of the Wild Chicken Tribe and the Bear Soldiers dumbfounded again.

"Eight-Armed, I need you to do something." Wu Tian ignored the Clan Leader of the Wild Chicken Tribe and the Bear Soldiers and directly ordered the Eight-Armed Mantis.

"Please speak, Master."

The Eight-Armed Mantis looked excited,

Master,

you asked me to do something,

I’m so happy,

Master is finally going to put me to good use.

"Today, whatever you cook needs to look good and tastes terrible." Wu Tian smiled and said, "Is that a problem?"

"No problem."

The Eight-Armed Mantis didn’t hesitate at all. If Wu Tian asked it to ascend to the heavens, it definitely wouldn’t dive into the sea; if Wu Tian wanted it to beat a dog, it definitely wouldn’t go to beat a chicken.

"Very good." Wu Tian nodded.

The Clan Leader of the Wild Chicken Tribe and the Bear Soldiers exchanged puzzled looks,

Such a matter, Wu Tian and the Eight-Armed Mantis didn’t discuss privately but spoke openly in front of them,

What does this mean?

"Stupid, don’t even understand this." For the intelligence of the Wild Chickens and Bears, the little fellow deeply despised,

"Dead people won’t talk."

As soon as the little fellow said this, the Clan Leader of the Wild Chicken Tribe and the Bear Soldiers turned pale, hurriedly running off; they needed to report to Xiong Taishan, telling him that the Eight-Armed Mantis and Wu Tian were actually in cahoots,

"Knowing the master’s plan, you still want to live? You’re dreaming."

The Eight-Armed Mantis snorted and immediately gave chase.

"Swish, swish, swish."

The Eight-Armed Mantis had eight arms, each hand sharp as a blade. After all, no matter how you looked at it, it was a mantis.

Before long,

The Clan Leader of the Wild Chicken Tribe and the Bear Soldiers fell, dead!

"Such swift sword skills."

The little fellow no longer hid, appeared, and ran over.

The Eight-Armed Mantis looked complexly at the little fellow,

Even though the little fellow hadn’t even reached Foundation Establishment, there was the power of storm clouds around her!

The Eight-Armed Mantis thought of something and immediately congratulated Wu Tian, "Congratulations to the master, and the Empress mistress, for having such a lovely baby."

Before Wu Tian said anything,

"Empress? Wu Tian, what’s your relationship with the Empress?"

Qin Yuhan appeared, the icy president, lacking cultivation, but with a strong enough presence!

"And this is?" The Eight-Armed Mantis didn’t know who Qin Yuhan was.

"Your mistress, my woman." Wu Tian said,

He was helpless; the situation between him and the Empress was so complex and troublesome, even he knew.

"Is this the real mistress... mistress?"

The Eight-Armed Mantis was stunned and realized it caused trouble for its master,

But it was also depressed, wondering why the master wasn’t with the Empress?

Qin Yuhan, beautiful indeed,

but a mortal’s beauty,

while the Empress,

was ineffably beautiful, beyond the mortal world.

"Mistress, I misspoke earlier, please forgive me."

But the Eight-Armed Mantis wasn’t foolish; it immediately kowtowed to Qin Yuhan.

"Don’t worry, in this matter, the fault isn’t yours." Qin Yuhan soothingly said,

The Eight-Armed Mantis nodded, but the next moment was baffled. If it’s not my fault, then whose?

Wu Tian rolled his eyes. Was Qin Yuhan implying it’s his fault?

But when he had all those complex relations with the Empress, he didn’t even know he had a fiancée, let alone that she was pregnant with his child.

Heaven,

what kind of situation is this?

Matters of love, in Wu Tian’s view, are truly a headache.

"Um..." Now, with the entire Wild Chicken Tribe dead, the old man was freed and walked over step by step, looking at Wu Tian’s face, utterly shocked, stammering, "You... you’re..."

Wu Tian nodded,

admitting he was the Wutian Celestial Emperor.

"You must be the descendant of Wutian Celestial Emperor, old man is so glad to meet you."

But in the next moment, the old man’s words made Wu Tian helplessly pat his forehead.

He couldn’t be bothered to explain, as more important matters were at hand.

Wu Tian looked at the Eight-Armed Mantis and said, "You first blend into the Bear Tribe, go cook, I want Xiong Taishan’s beheading ceremony to utterly become a joke."