Chapter 1903 - 1883:

Chapter 1903: Chapter 1883:

"Uh... forget I said anything." Qhianqhian sighed helplessly. With a reason like this, how could she keep a straight face?

Luo Yanran looked full of resentment, glaring at Qin Nuan before complaining, "My sister-in-law doesn’t wake me up, usually just kicks me awake when she’s hungry..."

"You don’t need an alarm clock at all? Isn’t that great?" Qhianqhian was dumbfounded—this was a... sporty kind of alarm clock?

Qin Nuan shrugged naturally, "I ate a lot last night and wasn’t very hungry this morning, so I didn’t wake him up. I thought I’d let him sleep a bit longer, it was meant kindly." She said, looking completely caring and innocent, as if it were all true.

Qhianqhian rolled her eyes, come on, it’s just your overly strong sense of gossip, right? You just wanted to see what Lin Jiayou was up to, but you didn’t expect to be caught by the two of them just climbing onto the roof, losing the chance to follow him.

He Wenyu chuckled, "Actually, it’s quite nice. You don’t have to wake up at a fixed time, you almost just get up when you’re hungry, right?"

"And when do you think she’s hungry?" Luo Yanran looked at He Wenyu with a face full of grievance, like a maiden waiting for her beloved to propose in the boudoir, only to find out he married her sister instead, wailing and lamenting...

"When?" Qhianqhian was also full of doubt, it couldn’t possibly be the middle of the night, right? That would be called a midnight snack, not breakfast.

It should at least be at the crack of dawn, right?

But isn’t the crack of dawn the time to get up and go to work? Don’t they say, start work at sunrise and rest at sunset?

"No matter how early, it can’t be before the rooster crows, can it?" He Wenyu stated affirmatively.

Luo Yanran sighed, "Your fourth sister-in-law always kicks me awake at the darkest moment before dawn, when only the morning star is left in the sky, more punctual than any alarm clock, and always kicks the same spot."

"The, the morning star?" He Wenyu was dumbfounded. This... the sun hasn’t even come up yet, it’s actually the darkest moment of the day.

And only then does the East becomes white, the sun rises over the hills...

"Ahem, getting up a little early is good, isn’t there an old saying, ’early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy...’?" Qhianqhian said without a hint of guilt.

"Early to bed? Your fourth sister-in-law sometimes wants a midnight snack!" Luo Yanran felt like he had become a diligent nanny, but he couldn’t deny that he also enjoyed it. At least seeing Qin Nuan’s happy face while eating brought him joy.

Besides, Qin Nuan did make delicious food for him, so it wasn’t all just complaints.

But in front of his sister, he had to complain a little...

"What’s wrong with having a midnight snack? It’s not like there are any after-dinner activities, we can’t go karaoke or watch a movie, so having a midnight snack isn’t too much, is it?" Qhianqhian said earnestly.

He Wenyu nodded appreciatively, "Shiqi often wants a midnight snack too, but she always wants to try it herself. To make sure I don’t accidentally get done in my sleep, I prefer making it myself, it’s more reassuring..."

Upon hearing this, Luo Yanhai, Luo Yanran, and Qin Nuan all nodded repeatedly.

They all agreed wholeheartedly because they were quite familiar with Qhianqhian’s cooking skills—especially the miraculous ability to turn ordinary ingredients into strange concoctions, which made them break out in a cold sweat just thinking about it.

Qhianqhian’s mouth twitched, but she didn’t refute.

"Sis, how do you manage to kick the same spot every time?" Qhianqhian asked curiously.

After all, everyone has different sleeping positions, right? It couldn’t be that at the same time every day, the two of you change positions and start kicking, hitting the same spot, right?

Qin Nuan was silent for a moment, then asked, "Do you really want to know?"

Qhianqhian nodded earnestly, but Luo Yanran instinctively felt a bit unsettled.

Though he hadn’t asked, he always had the feeling he was both curious and a bit afraid to hear...

Qin Nuan sighed, "Your fourth brother always mutters every morning: ’Baby, time to poo...’ then starts farting. I’m just executing him humanely and kicking him awake." She said, looking aggrieved at Luo Yanran, otherwise why would she kick his butt every time?

Luo Yanran: ??? Are you serious? Does he really do that? That’s impossible, right?

"It might be a habit from taking care of kids, right? Kids cry in the middle of the night, and it’s either because they’re hungry or the diaper’s uncomfortable, isn’t it?" Having spent a night with Lin Nianan, Luo Yanhai had some insights.

After all, he changed Lin Nianan’s diaper several times that night, it was just too stinky...

"Come to think of it, I often dream about my son?" Luo Yanran said instinctively, and couldn’t help but sigh, "But it’s always dreams of my mom asking me to change diapers in the early morning..."

"Uh..." Qhianqhian turned her head silently.

Dads with kids are really hard to figure out, aren’t they? Always dreaming about stuff like this? Is this some kind of psychological shadow?

Most importantly, why fart to coax a child to poop? And on top of that, to his own wife? Isn’t that just asking to get kicked?

"I’m telling you, his farts are really smelly," Qin Nuan added, feeling quite aggrieved.

But except for the times she was awake lately, the rest were subconscious actions, so she wasn’t sure whether it was true, and nobody else could verify it either. Thus, this ended up being an issue just between the couple.

He Wenyu shrugged, "It’s actually nice, at least you won’t accidentally oversleep and miss something. Getting up early to cultivate is excellent too, isn’t it? Morning and evening times are neither too yin nor yang, aren’t they?"

Unlike Qhianqhian, who usually cultivated in the middle of the night.

Or Mo, who preferred midday cultivation.

Because at these two times, their attributes gave them the effect of twice the results with half the effort, while other times, the effects were just ordinary.

"Once you’re up, you have to make breakfast, or what will you eat? When your sister-in-law was pregnant, she cried because she got up early and there wasn’t anything she wanted to eat. My mom thought I bullied her, so she gave me a scolding, and only then did she explain through tears." Later on... he was forced to learn to cook a variety of dishes. It wasn’t just the basics of frying or boiling, even more complex ones, they made him study them, fearing he would put his daughter-in-law at a disadvantage.

Nobody cared whether he, the son, was at a disadvantage...

Thinking about it, he was pretty pathetic, always being bullied... and by his closest family! Alas... it’s fate.