Rebirth 1991: Keep the Fame, I'll Take the Royalties
Chapter 31: The Runway Encounter
The Runway Encounter
The morning sun over Rodeo Drive was unforgiving, amplifying the stark contrast between the pristine storefronts and Elias van Kempen’s mode of transportation.
The asthmatic roar of the blue 1984 Honda Civic echoed off the marble facades of Beverly Hills as Elias expertly coaxed the failing transmission into a parking spot just down the block from the Armani boutique. He killed the engine, letting the car shudder into its final resting state for the hour.
"Wait in the vehicle," Elias instructed, grabbing the black garment bag from the backseat. "Keep the windows rolled down. I require ten minutes to liquidate this asset."
"Elias, I am going to melt into this cheap vinyl," Paul groaned from the driver’s seat, wiping sweat from his forehead. "Can we please go to a mall after this? A place with central air?"
"Malls are designed to separate the weak-willed from their capital," Elias replied smoothly, already stepping onto the sidewalk. "We are only here to complete the transaction."
He slung the heavy garment bag over his shoulder, walking with the unhurried, predatory grace of a man who owned the street. He ignored the judgmental stares of a passing couple in matching Ralph Lauren polo shirts. He was entirely focused on the $3,000 hold currently freezing a portion of his bank account.
He pushed through the heavy glass doors of the Armani boutique. The blast of freezing, cedar-scented air conditioning hit him, washing away the smog of the street.
Julian, the slickly-gelled salesman who had fanned over Elias during the initial purchase, was standing near the register. When he saw Elias walk in, a genuine smile of welcome broke across his face, anticipating a wealthy European client returning for a second fitting.
"Mr. van Kempen," Julian greeted warmly. "A pleasure to see you again. Are we looking to expand your wardrobe today?"
"Julian," Elias replied, his voice a rich, confident baritone. He walked directly to the counter and laid the black garment bag down. "I am afraid I am here to execute a market correction."
Julian’s smile faltered. "A correction, sir?"
Elias unzipped the bag, revealing the pristine black wool suit. The hidden price tag, meticulously taped inside the left sleeve, remained untouched.
"The craftsmanship is undeniable, Julian. It is a beautiful garment," Elias said, his dark eyes meeting the salesman’s with a look of profound, aristocratic disappointment. "However, after spending an evening with it in my private residence, I experienced a severe aesthetic dissonance. The particular shade of black clashes violently with my spiritual aura. My energy reader in Amsterdam explicitly warned me against absorbing the negative ions trapped in dark wool, but I was arrogant. It is entirely unwearable."
Julian stared at Elias, his brain short-circuiting as he tried to process the sheer, absurd velocity of the excuse. An energy reader? Negative ions?
"I see," Julian stammered, pulling the jacket from the bag with hesitant hands. "Well, as long as the tags are attached, we can process a full refund, sir. Allow me just to inspect the garment."
Julian lifted the lapel, his trained eyes checking the seams. As he brought the fabric closer to his face, his nose twitched. The polite facade cracked just a fraction.
"Sir," Julian said slowly, his voice tight. "There is... an unusual scent on the fabric. It smells remarkably like... industrial solvent?"
Elias didn’t flinch. He didn’t break eye contact. The charismatic, street-smart hustler instantly took over.
"Julian, please," Elias chuckled, a low, incredibly confident sound that made the salesman instinctively shrink back. "Are you truly unfamiliar with Oud Minérale de Florence?"
Julian blinked. "Oud... what?"
"It is an incredibly niche, avant-garde fragrance crafted by a blind perfumer in Italy," Elias lied flawlessly, leaning over the counter and invading Julian’s personal space. "It utilizes raw, unrefined sea salt and synthetic aldehydes to challenge the olfactory palate. It is designed to smell like the industrial revolution clashing with nature. I realize it is perhaps too... complex for the American retail nose, but I assure you, it costs more per ounce than this entire boutique’s inventory of silk ties."
Julian swallowed hard. A massive sweatdrop formed on his hairline. He was looking at a teenager in faded clothes, but his brain immediately recalled the bank verification call from days ago. Forty-five thousand dollars in liquid cash. You didn’t argue with eccentric, wealthy Europeans about their bizarre, expensive perfumes.
"Of... of course, sir," Julian stammered, frantically waving his hand near his face as if to clear the smell of the cheap $15 aerosol dry-cleaning spray from his memory. "My mistake. The avant-garde is often misunderstood. I will process the refund immediately."
"Excellent," Elias smiled, a cold, victorious shark sensing blood in the water. "I expect the three thousand dollars fully released back to the Sovereign Media account by close of business."
While Julian frantically typed on the register, Elias turned away from the counter, casually surveying the rest of the boutique.
The store was mostly empty, save for a few VIP clients browsing the seasonal collections in the back.
As Elias turned, his eyes landed on a woman standing near a display of cashmere sweaters.
She was tall, with athletic, flawless proportions. She wore a simple, impossibly expensive white silk blouse and high-waisted trousers that accentuated her long legs. Her voluminous brown hair cascaded perfectly over her shoulders, framing a face that was currently dominating every billboard and magazine cover across the globe. The iconic mole just above her lip was unmistakable.
Cindy Crawford.
In 1991, she wasn’t just a model; she was the reigning queen of the Runway Mafia. She was a cultural phenomenon.
She was surrounded by three frantic assistants holding clipboards and garment bags, but she stood completely still, radiating the absolute, untouchable entitlement of a woman who knew that the entire room was revolving around her.
Elias’s Photographic Memory immediately pulled her file. He knew her contracts. He knew her impending Pepsi commercial. He knew her exact market valuation.
Cindy glanced up from a cashmere sweater. Her eyes met Elias’s.
For a fraction of a second, the supermodel paused. She was used to men staring at her with desperate, wide-eyed hunger. She was used to men fawning, stuttering, and trying to impress her.
But the tall, impossibly handsome teenager standing near the register wasn’t fawning. He was looking at her with a calm, clinical appraisal, as if he were calculating the resale value of the silk blouse she was wearing.
Cindy arched a perfect eyebrow, expecting him to approach and ask for an autograph, or at the very least, offer a compliment.
Elias didn’t move. He checked his internal ledger.
He was down to exactly 5 CP. The system had bled him dry with its maintenance fees. He was entering the critical danger zone. If he dropped to zero, the loan shark would exact a humiliating physical penalty.
He needed to secure this asset, and he needed to do it cheaply.
[SYSTEM SHOP ACCESSED.][ACTIVATING: ALPHA PLAYBOY PHEROMONES (FLASH SALE: 10 MINUTES)][COST: -3 CP][CURRENT BALANCE: 2 CP]
[CHA-CHING!]
The transaction pushed him to the absolute brink, but the effect was immediate. A subtle, intoxicating aura radiated from his skin. It wasn’t a cheap cologne; it was a biological frequency of absolute, unapologetic dominance.
Elias casually walked over to the cashmere display, stopping exactly two feet away from the supermodel. He didn’t look at her face. He picked up a gray sweater, examining the stitching.
"The ply count is too low," Elias commented smoothly, his voice a rich, confident baritone that completely ignored her legendary status. "They are charging an eight hundred percent markup for a brand name, but the cashmere will pill after three dry cleans."
Cindy blinked, genuinely taken aback. Her assistants gasped at the sheer audacity of the stranger criticizing the merchandise in front of a VIP.
"Excuse me?" Cindy said, turning to face him fully. She crossed her arms, her Runway Mafia attitude flaring up. "Are you a tailor, or just a very loud critic?"
Elias finally looked at her. He offered a slow, incredibly charming, street-smart smile.
"I am an analyst of depreciating assets, Cindy," Elias replied, entirely comfortable using her first name without permission. "And speaking of depreciating assets, I saw the trades this morning regarding your new Pepsi endorsement deal."
Cindy’s eyes narrowed. The Pepsi deal was the crown jewel of her current portfolio. It was a massive, multi-million-dollar contract that was going to cement her status as a global icon.
"It’s the biggest commercial contract of the year," Cindy said defensively, her chin lifting. "I wouldn’t exactly call it depreciating."
"The initial payout is impressive," Elias conceded, stepping slightly closer, letting the Alpha Playboy Pheromones do their quiet work. "But you are being robbed by your own representation."
Cindy actually let out a short, incredulous laugh. "Robbed? I’m getting paid millions."
"You are getting paid a flat fee," Elias corrected, his voice dropping into a conspiratorial, lethal whisper. "You are lending your face to a global beverage conglomerate during a massive market expansion. The commercial will drive millions of cases in volume sales. Yet, your agency negotiated a flat buyout. They took their twenty percent commission off the top and walked away. They didn’t secure a Volume-Based Royalty clause. They didn’t demand equity in the campaign’s success."
Cindy stared at him, the laughter dying in her throat. A massive, completely involuntary sweatdrop formed on her temple.
She was arguably the most famous woman in the room, and this insanely handsome teenager in faded jeans was currently performing a brutal, hyper-accurate financial autopsy on her career.
"You don’t own the campaign, Cindy," Elias continued smoothly, his dark eyes locking onto hers. "You are just a highly paid employee. When the commercial airs and their stock price jumps three points, the executives will buy new yachts. You will buy a new sweater."
The silence between them was electric. The assistants were practically holding their breath, terrified to speak.
Cindy looked at Elias. She expected a fanboy. She expected a nervous flirt. Instead, she had just been intellectually dominated by a guy who spoke like a veteran Wall Street shark. It was infuriating. It was insulting.
And, terrifyingly, it was the most intellectually stimulating conversation she had had in months.
She let out a breath, a slow, genuine smile breaking through her defensive posture. "You are incredibly arrogant. Do you know who I am?"
"I know exactly who you are," Elias smirked, his confidence absolute. "Which is why I know you are smart enough to realize I am right."
"Mr. van Kempen," Julian called out from the register, his voice trembling slightly. "The refund has been processed. The three thousand dollars has been released back to Sovereign Media."
Elias didn’t break eye contact with Cindy. "Thank you, Julian."
Cindy raised an eyebrow. "Sovereign Media? Three thousand dollars? For a guy who dresses like he just rolled out of bed, you certainly move a lot of capital around."
"I prioritize functionality over aesthetics," Elias lied shamelessly, knowing full well he was currently wearing a fifteen-dollar dry-cleaning spray to mask a scam.
"Well, Mr. van Kempen," Cindy said, uncrossing her arms. She was intrigued, and she was a woman who was used to getting what she wanted. "Since you are so concerned with my financial well-being, perhaps you should buy me lunch and explain how I’m supposed to secure this ’Volume-Based Royalty’."
It was an open invitation. A golden ticket from the queen of the fashion industry. Any other man in Los Angeles would have immediately offered to take her to The Ivy or Spago, happily dropping five hundred dollars just to be seen at her table.
Elias van Kempen, currently holding a bank balance of over fifty-one thousand dollars, didn’t even hesitate.
"I find formal lunches to be a catastrophic waste of operational time," Elias drawled, completely deadpan. "However, there is a mediocre coffee shop across the street. We can discuss your contract there."
Cindy blinked. "A coffee shop."
"Yes," Elias said, adjusting his vintage jacket. He offered her a charming, yet utterly shameless smile. "And since my liquid capital is currently tied up in an offshore holding transfer in Switzerland, you will be paying."
Cindy Crawford, a woman whose daily wardrobe budget was more than the GDP of a small island nation, stared at the teenager who had just demanded she buy him a two-dollar coffee.
For three seconds, she was completely speechless.
Then, she threw her head back and laughed. It was a loud, genuine, uninhibited laugh that turned the heads of everyone in the boutique.
"You have got to be kidding me," she laughed, shaking her head. "You are the most shameless human being I have ever met."
"I am efficient," Elias corrected smoothly.
"Fine," Cindy smiled, waving off her frantic assistants. "Show me this coffee shop, Elias van Kempen. Let’s talk about my equity."
As they walked out of the Armani boutique, side-by-side, Elias felt the mechanical, satisfying hum of the system deep in his brain.
The runway had been breached. The first queen of the mafia was officially sitting at his table.
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