Chapter 45: What Kind of Scandalous Words Are You Saying

Chapter 45: Chapter 45: What Kind of Scandalous Words Are You Saying

Zhan Heng and Xie Jing were truly twin brothers; their facial features were completely identical. However, Zhan Heng sported short black hair, slicked back casually with a few unruly strands falling over his forehead. His prominent brow bone and straight, high nose bridge made his sharp facial contours look incredibly sculpted.

He looked a bit like the people from Xinjiang in the world Gu Weilan used to live in. Of course, some might say his features leaned toward a Western look. However, Western-style deep-set eyes could easily make a person look older. In contrast, the beauty typical of the Western Regions blended with Eastern characteristics, making the face look fuller and avoiding the overly chiseled, aged appearance. Paired with his naturally upturned, narrow phoenix eyes, full smiling lips, and dark red irises, he seemed to be constantly seducing whoever he focused his gaze on.

Gu Weilan looked down at Zhan Heng. A smile tugged at the corners of his lips. Seeing that she didn’t answer, he asked, "What’s the matter? We’ve kissed, we’ve hugged, and we’ve practically shared a bed every single night. If you don’t want me, I’m completely doomed."

Gu Weilan raised an eyebrow. "And if I don’t want you, what do you plan to do?"

Hearing this, Zhan Heng knew she was just teasing him. However, treating it as a fun way to foster their relationship, he drawled lazily, "What else can I do? I’ll just have to shamelessly squat in your home and pester you until your conscience kicks in and you take responsibility for me."

The corners of Gu Weilan’s mouth turned up, but she quickly suppressed the smile. "Tch, who was the one who decided to cancel our match?"

Zhan Heng’s large hands naturally rested on her waist. "I couldn’t even speak at the time, nor could I turn on my Light Brain. My brother said he wanted to cancel the match, and then I was carried over here by Housekeeper Zhan."

Gu Weilan didn’t believe him for a second. She reached out and poked his chest. "Do you think I’m an idiot? If you hadn’t nodded in agreement, would that Housekeeper Zhan of yours have dared to force a decision on your behalf?"

Zhan Heng rubbed his nose. "Weilan Female Master, I was wrong. Please forgive me. I did nod at the time. I’ll accept whatever punishment you want to give me!" He raised his hands and placed them in front of her, putting on a show as if offering himself up to be handcuffed. "You can whip me, bite me, or ravage me however you like. I can take it all. Just forgive me, okay?"

Gu Weilan’s eyes widened slightly, a look of mild disgust on her face. "The things you’re into are quite different from what I like... I don’t think we’re a good fit."

Hearing this, Zhan Heng wrapped one arm around her waist and slid the other up her back to cradle the back of her head. With a swift roll, he flipped them over, using his legs to gently part hers in the process. He leaned over, looking down at her, and used his right hand to hook her legs around his lower back.

"Then how does my Female Master wish to punish me? Punish me with sleepless nights? Punish me by making me sire eight litters for you?

"In that case, we ought to quickly form a bond, get the Engraving done immediately, and start using the Incubation Pod to nurture our cubs today."

Gu Weilan opened her mouth in slight shock.

But Zhan Heng continued to ramble on. "Besides, you don’t even have to worry about me not being able to accompany you to that joint entrance exam of yours. My brother and I are Telepathy twins. He can completely take my place in front of the Incubation Pod, constantly releasing his Beast Rank Energy to resonate with the cubs."

Downstairs, Xie Jing, who was chatting with Xuanshuo, suddenly felt a chill run down his spine. He narrowed his eyes and thought, "Someone is plotting against me! Who could it be!"

Gu Weilan’s eyes widened. She thought, "What is that? Telepathy? Does it mean what I think it means? Oh my! I’ve never seen anything like that before! I want to try it!"

Zhan Heng curled his lips. He didn’t care which of his points had moved her; all that mattered was that his Female Master had taken the bait! As long as he could hook her, he was willing to offer whatever it took! After all, he had plenty of bargaining chips!

Zhan Heng tapped open his Light Brain. "Female Master, do you want to form a bond first?"

Gu Weilan didn’t drag her feet either. She directly opened her own Light Brain. "Let’s do it! Interstellar law heavily protects females anyway. If you don’t regret it, we’ll form a bond right now!"

Zhan Heng lowered his head and kissed her forehead. "No regrets. After we form a bond, all the assets under my name will be shared with you. You can spend my money however you like! Whatever you want to buy, just tell Housekeeper Zhan."

Gu Weilan tapped to form a bond. It was the same familiar process, and after it was successfully completed, virtual flower petals popped up on the screen to celebrate. However, the news of their union wasn’t just known to the two of them. The Light Brain also synchronized the update to Lorenzo, Shi Lingfeng, and Shen Mianzhou—the Beast Husbands who were already in a legal marriage with Gu Weilan.

Just as Lorenzo tapped open the Light Brain notification and saw the message, the villa’s doorbell rang. Gu Weilan also heard the chime from the Light Brain’s electronic AI butler.

She patted Zhan Heng’s shoulder, signaling him to get up.

Zhan Heng raised an eyebrow slightly but obediently sat up. Propping his hands behind him, he sat side-by-side with her on the edge of the bed. His tone was as lazy as ever. "That should be the Priest I made an appointment with."

Gu Weilan’s eyes widened once again. She wondered, "Is this guy in a rush to catch a train? How is he so fast!"

"When did you..." As Gu Weilan sat up and looked over at him, she accidentally realized that he had absolutely nothing on!

"Ah! Put some clothes on!" She hastily turned her head away, the tips of her ears burning red.

While pulling a bathrobe out of his Space Button, Zhan Heng replied, "Just now. The moment I decided to form a bond with you, I had my Light Brain book the Priest from your academy."

For a moment, Gu Weilan didn’t know whether she should be more astounded by his impressive ability to multitask or by his... incredibly well-endowed "capital." She thought, "I don’t think I can handle this! The visual impact was way too intense!"

Zhan Heng had already put on his robe. He effortlessly scooped her up with one arm. As he walked toward the door, he glanced at the doorframe. "Lean against my neck. I’m afraid you might hit your head on the frame."

Gu Weilan couldn’t help but smack his shoulder. "I’m not that short!" Even so, she obediently rested her head against his shoulder.

Truth be told, the muscles on Zhan Heng’s shoulders and back gave off an incredible sense of security. His muscle groups were firm and tight, but not overwhelmingly bulky. It was exactly the kind of golden-proportioned, athletic physique often described in novels. She couldn’t help but gulp. Despite her busy studies, she was truly feasting on some high-quality eye candy!

Feeling her subtle reactions, Zhan Heng couldn’t stop his eyebrows from rising in amusement. After carrying her downstairs single-handedly, he saw Lorenzo, Shi Lingfeng, and Shen Mianzhou sitting in the living room. The three legal Beast Husbands were busy with their respective tasks on their Light Brains, but when they heard Zhan Heng coming down, they instinctively looked up.

They saw Zhan Heng walking down the stairs, dressed in a dark green silk robe embroidered with auspicious clouds, casually carrying their shared Female Master in one arm. The robot butler had already opened the door for the Priest.

Xie Jing and Xuanshuo finally glanced over from the kitchen. Taking in the scene, Xie Jing felt genuinely happy for his older brother, yet a wave of jealousy still washed over him. However, he quickly reasoned that if his brother was marrying their Female Master first, then perhaps... he could put in a good word for him and persuade her to revoke the match cancellation?

Still holding Gu Weilan, Zhan Heng requested the Priest to place the Engraving directly over his carotid artery. He looked at her, his deep voice carrying a hint of eager joy. "This way, every single female who tries to make a move on me will know that I’m taken."

After saying that, he rested his head on her shoulder. "Little Lan, can you put my Engraving on your wrist? That way, when we interlock our fingers at night, I’ll be able to feel you with my entire being..."

What kind of shameless, filthy talk was that! Gu Weilan’s face flushed so hotly that her ears were practically smoking. She immediately reached out and clamped a hand over his mouth! Seeing that he was still trying to run his mouth, she firmly pinched his lips shut with her fingertips.