Chapter 107: She Seems to Have Grasped My Weakness!

Seeing Xu Yunzhou fall silent, the smile on Shen Mingyue's face deepened.

Maintaining this highly difficult leg kabe-don posture, her upper body leaned forward slightly.

The distance closed instantly.

Her warm breath brushed past his ear.

Using a breathy voice only the two of them could hear, she spoke softly, her voice full of teasing and a dangerous temptation:

"Master, you can't run away today."

"Today... you must be mine."

As the words fell, she stood slightly on tiptoe and raised her face.

Kissed him.

Warm, soft, carrying a fresh and sweet breath, instantly invading all of Xu Yunzhou's senses.

Xu Yunzhou's eyes widened instantly!

His brain went completely blank!

No... this... isn't this development a bit too fast?

Although you and the future me might chat and flirt in various ways, this is our first time meeting after all!

Should I resist?

Can I resist?

Her threat... seems... to have indeed grasped my weakness!

Future hints are really very important!

Can I only... accept my fate?

Let her do whatever she wants?

Shen Mingyue's hands had already started becoming dishonest.

Slender and nimble fingers slowly slid down along the texture of the Mao suit fabric, carrying some alluring rhythm, and precisely probed into the gap of the lapel.

Xu Yunzhou stiffened all over.

"Master..."

Shen Mingyue's voice lowered even more, carrying some mischievous smile:

"All the... sensitive places on your body..."

Her fingertips stopped at his chest, drawing circles seemingly inadvertently:

"...The future you... has told me all about them oh~"

Xu Yunzhou:

"??"

No! You guys?

Uh, we?

The future me and her?

When chatting normally... do you chat in such detail? So uninhibited about meat and vegetables?

And right in this second when he was shocked and absent-minded—

Shen Mingyue's other hand silently probed the skin on the side of his waist.

Xu Yunzhou drew in a breath of cold air!

"No... wait!"

He finally retrieved a trace of rationality from the shock, trying to turn his head away, his voice even trembling somewhat:

"Here? With so many people outside! It's not appropriate, right!"

He tried to reason:

"Can we... do it another day?"

"Okay."

Shen Mingyue suddenly leaned close again, her red lips almost touching his ear, softly adding with a breathy voice:

"But we don't need to change the day, we are 'doing it' right now."

(TL: Pun on "Gai ri" / "Another day," where "ri" can mean "day" or "fuck" in slang. She twists "do it another day" into "doing the 'fuck' right now.")

Xu Yunzhou:

"???"

Fucking still playing with this broken meme from hundreds of years ago?

Right at this time, suddenly!

Shen Mingyue's whole body shook. Immediately after, her right foot, which was originally stepping steadily on the wall, instantly slid down weakly.

Her whole person seemed to have abruptly had her bones removed, sliding down limply, relying entirely on both hands gripping the edge of the washbasin tightly to avoid collapsing to the floor.

Her face turned somewhat pale, sweat sliding down.

Her whole body trembled endlessly!

That appearance...

Looked like a sudden epileptic fit.

Xu Yunzhou first blanked, subconsciously wanting to reach out to support her.

Then he suddenly realized, and sighed helplessly:

"You were shocked by that 'future me'... right... Actually... there was no need for this..."

Shen Mingyue, however, held his arm, panting slightly, calming the electric-shock-like numbness and weakness in her body.

A few seconds later, she actually raised her head and cast a coquettish sidelong glance toward the empty air in front of her.

Her voice still carried panting, yet was full of sweet and cloying coquettishness and... enjoyment?

"Master why are you 'rewarding' me at this time"

She licked her somewhat red and swollen lips, her smile becoming even more charmingly delicate:

"I am so happy~"

Xu Yunzhou:

"???"

Holy shit?

That girl Xu Nuo could use [Limitless Will] to forcefully endure the electric shock punishment, at most gritting her teeth and refusing to admit defeat...

You... you directly treated the electric shock as a reward segment of play?

Truly, every generation brings forth new talents, each leading the trend for hundreds of years, but it's still you who leads the trend, Shen Mingyue!

Future me, what exactly kind of goblin breed did you nurture?

Right at this moment, the coquettish smile on Shen Mingyue's face stalled slightly.

She tilted her head, listening to some voice only she could hear.

Subsequently, in her mind, that lazy, teasing voice sounded:

"Alright, little vixen, you've taken enough cheap advantages, that's it for today."

That voice paused, seemingly carrying a trace of playfulness and reminder:

"Mhm... outside the window, behind the bamboo clump, someone is staring at you."

"The look in her eyes... isn't very friendly."

"If you continue being absurd, be careful of getting 'kacha-ed' after going out oh..."

Hearing this, Shen Mingyue shivered all over!

The coquettishness on her face faded at a speed visible to the naked eye, replaced by a hasty, forced calmness, and a flash of terror in the depths of her eyes.

"That assassin?"

A layer of fine cold sweat instantly broke out on her back!

She immediately let go of the hand supporting Xu Yunzhou, as if getting burned, rapidly retreating two steps to open up a safe distance.

Flustered, she tidied her somewhat messy dress and hair, pulled up her slipped shoulder strap, and smoothed out the wrinkles in her skirt hem.

Then, facing Xu Yunzhou, she squeezed out a somewhat stiff smile that tried hard to maintain sweetness and innocence:

"Master, um... Uncle and Auntie are both here, waiting for you in the front hall..."

As she spoke, she cautiously shuffled her footsteps toward the door, her eyes still glancing uneasily at the ventilation window high up in the restroom, as if there really was something terrifying peeping there.

"We'll... see you later oh."

After saying that, she practically pulled open the door and dodged out as if fleeing.

Her movements were so fast it was like a ghost was chasing her.

"Bang."

The door closed gently.

Leaving Xu Yunzhou alone, standing in place, a face full of bewilderment.

He looked at the closed door, then looked down at his somewhat messy Mao suit, and raised his hand to wipe his lips, which seemed to still retain her sweet and fragrant scent.

What did the future me say to her?

Also, what Uncle and Auntie?

Why would I know your relatives?

After resolving his personal needs, Xu Yunzhou viciously scrubbed his face with cold water, trying to wash away that abnormal flush on his face and the suspicious water gleam on his lips.

He pulled open the door, passed through that moon archway, and along the bluestone road he came from, walked toward the front hall.

Just as he stepped over the threshold of the front hall.

The courtyard, which originally still had some low-voiced conversations, instantly quieted down by several degrees.

Countless gazes, like searchlights, concentrated over with a "swish."

Many people wanted to find an opportunity to strike up a conversation with this "Mister" who could make Elder Wu wait persistently at the end of her life and make the entire Xu family salute collectively.

But Xu Yunzhou completely couldn't care about this at this moment.

His line of sight, as if attracted by a magnet, nailed firmly to a spot not far ahead.

Then his breathing stopped.

Dad... Mom... and Cousin-Grandpa?

Why are they here?

Moreover... together with Shen Mingyue?

That little goblin who, a few minutes ago in the restroom, pressed him against the wall kissing him forcefully, her eyes like silk calling him "Master"—

At this moment, she was behaving in a way he had never seen before, obedient and docile to the extreme!

She slightly lowered her head, her hands folded properly in front of her, wearing an appropriate and shy smile on her face, like an innocent, extremely well-brought-up girl next door.

And she was accompanying the three people, whispering something softly, while leading them, walking toward his direction.

Looking... very familiar with them?

In the instant Xu Yunzhou froze in place, his CPU completely burned dry—

Those four people had already walked in front of him.

Shen Mingyue raised her eyes, quickly glanced at him, a trace of slyness and smugness flashing through her eyes, then immediately reverted to that "obedient and docile" appearance, speaking softly to Xu Zhongshan and Yang Wenhui:

"Uncle, Auntie, look... Yunzhou is here."

Xu Yunzhou opened his mouth, feeling his throat was blocked by something.

A thousand words ultimately converged into one dry sentence carrying dumbfoundedness and bewilderment:

"...Dad, Mom, why... are you guys here too?"

Xu Zhongshan stared at the gray Mao suit on his son, which looked expensive and exquisitely crafted at a glance, and fell silent for a full three seconds:

"These words... should be us asking you, right?"

Not far away, Lin Ruoxuan and Xu Xinyi, who originally wanted to step forward to greet him, also stopped their footsteps.

Lin Ruoxuan looked at that middle-aged couple, obviously dressed as ordinary people, then looked at Xu Yunzhou's "caught red-handed" expression, a trace of realization flashing through her eyes.

Right, these are the Tyrant's parents. She had seen them once in Chengzhou back then, and over these years, because of paying attention to Xu Yunzhou, she had also seen many recent photos.

But the expression on the face of Song Jiaru, standing beside Lin Ruoxuan, was completely wrong.

She looked at Xu Yunzhou, then looked at that couple, and then looked at Shen Mingyue standing "obediently" beside the couple.

As if an electric current passed through her brain, that sentence Shen Mingyue smilingly said to her while holding that couple's arms just now abruptly echoed:

"These are my future father-in-law and mother-in-law."

And now...

Big Brother calls them...

Dad, Mom?

So?

Does Big Brother have another biological brother?

Mhm, he definitely must have!