Chapter 236 - 233: Return to Mountain City? The Aggrieved Dick-Bro

Chapter 236: Chapter 233: Return to Mountain City? The Aggrieved Dick-Bro

"????"

Su Qinghe stared at Gu Yifan, her eyes wide with utter confusion!

’What the hell is "orderly and methodical"?!’

’Does that answer have anything to do with the story he just told?’

She absolutely could not figure out what this idiom had to do with what Gu Yifan had just said!

Gu Yifan saw her completely baffled expression and found it rather amusing.

It was actually quite normal!

’This was all within his expectations. How could an innocent girl like Su Qinghe possibly understand these kinds of dirty jokes?!’

"I..."

"Why ’orderly and methodical’?"

Su Qinghe looked at Gu Yifan and asked quietly, her face a mask of confusion.

"Uh... Actually, I don’t know why it’s that one either!"

Gu Yifan lied without batting an eye, passing the buck with a straight face. "Well... Teacher Fei told that joke online. I just happened to see it. You’d have to ask him for the specifics!"

"This..."

Hearing Gu Yifan say he didn’t know either, Su Qinghe was momentarily at a loss for words.

’You don’t know, and you’re asking me?’

She had a feeling Gu Yifan actually knew but, for some reason, just wouldn’t tell her.

Thinking this, she pouted but didn’t press the issue.

Seeing her sulky expression, Gu Yifan didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

He freed a hand to pat Su Qinghe’s head and said softly, "Alright, it’s just a joke. Don’t overthink it!"

"Oh, okay~"

What else could Su Qinghe say? She just nodded obediently.

...

A little while later.

Gu Yifan drove the black Mercedes G-Wagon slowly into the airport parking lot.

After finding an empty spot and parking the car, the two of them grabbed their luggage and walked into the terminal.

Staring at the massive terminal before her, Su Qinghe felt a little nervous. It was her first time at an airport and her first time flying.

Gu Yifan noticed her anxiety. He gently patted the back of her hand and reassured her softly, "It’s alright, don’t be nervous. I’m here. Don’t worry!"

"Mhm."

Hearing Gu Yifan’s words, Su Qinghe, though still a bit nervous, nodded obediently.

"Alright, let’s go!"

Gu Yifan smiled slightly. He pulled the suitcase with one hand and held her small hand with the other, and they headed toward the VIP lounge.

"Brother Fan, Sister-in-law, over here, over here..."

Just then, a figure standing not far away shouted excitedly at them.

Gu Yifan and Su Qinghe were slightly taken aback. Who else could it be but Wang Zibo!

That’s right!

Before the school break had even started, Wang Zibo had contacted Gu Yifan, asking when he was going back to Mountain City and if he could go with him.

So, Gu Yifan had him send his ID number and bought a ticket for him as well.

After all, he wasn’t short on money, and it was no trouble at all.

He couldn’t just fly back with Su Qinghe and let Wang Zibo take a slow, old train back by himself, could he?

That would have been too cruel to Wang Zibo!

When Wang Zibo found out Gu Yifan had booked him a plane ticket, he was ecstatic!

He wasn’t an idiot, after all!

Given the choice to fly, who would want to squeeze onto those crowded, slow, old green trains?

Gu Yifan and Su Qinghe walked over to Wang Zibo.

"Hehe~"

Wang Zibo grinned at them and greeted, "Brother Fan, Sister-in-law Qinghe, long time no see."

Su Qinghe nodded at him and replied, "Hello, Zibo."

Since the three of them had traveled together during the break after the college entrance exams, they were quite familiar with each other, so Su Qinghe wasn’t too distant with him.

Gu Yifan was far more casual. Looking at Wang Zibo, who was a shade darker, he couldn’t help but tease, "Well now, Jibo, did you just get back from studying abroad in Africa?"

Wang Zibo: "...-_-||"

"Hey, Brother Fan, we haven’t seen each other in ages! Can you not hit a sore spot the second we meet?!"

"What do you mean, back from Africa!"

"This is from military training, okay!"

He said with a speechless and helpless expression, "You think everyone gets to skip military training like you and Sister-in-law Qinghe?"

"You damn Jibo, who told you I didn’t do military training?"

Gu Yifan couldn’t help but roll his eyes at him. "I did the training, okay!"

"Huh?"

Wang Zibo froze for a second.

"Brother Fan, weren’t you exempt from training? Why did you still participate?" he asked, confused.

"Oh, it just felt like my college experience would be missing something if I didn’t, so we volunteered!"

Gu Yifan replied casually.

Wang Zibo: "..."

After hearing Gu Yifan’s words, he was once again at a loss for what to say!

So many people tried every trick in the book to get out of military training, yet here were Gu Yifan and Su Qinghe, who were exempt but volunteered to do it...

"Hey, wait a minute!"

Suddenly, Wang Zibo realized something was off. If Gu Yifan had done the training, why wasn’t he tan?

"Brother Fan, if you did the training, how come you didn’t get a tan?"

He looked at Gu Yifan suspiciously.

Gu Yifan shot him a look like he was an idiot and said flatly, "I used sunscreen!"

"What the hell!"

"Brother Fan, you’re a grown man, and you use sunscreen?!"

"You’re playing dirty!"

He was silent for a moment before looking at Gu Yifan and saying grimly.

"If I didn’t use sunscreen, I’d be as dark as a dog like you. Sunscreen is available, and I’m not an idiot, so why wouldn’t I use it?"

Gu Yifan glanced at him, his face expressionless.

Wang Zibo: "..."

’That makes so much sense,’ he thought. ’I can’t even think of a comeback...’

"Alright, stop dawdling. It’s almost time. Let’s go to the lounge!"

Gu Yifan said after glancing at the flight information and time on the large screen on the wall.

With that, he took Su Qinghe’s small hand and started walking toward the VIP lounge.

Seeing this, Wang Zibo shook his head and hurried to follow them.

"Hey, why are you following us?"

Gu Yifan suddenly stopped and turned to Wang Zibo.

"To wait for the flight. Aren’t the three of us together?"

Wang Zibo said, looking lost.

"Nope!"

"Your waiting area is over there!"

Gu Yifan said flatly, pointing to the regular departures hall not far away.

"..."

Wang Zibo was speechless once again!

’I’m suffering here, and I’ve got to let it out!’

"Holy shit!"

"Brother Fan, are you even human?"

"You two bought first-class tickets with VIP lounge access, and you bought me an economy ticket for the regular hall????"

"Don’t you think that’s a little messed up?!"

He demanded, looking at Gu Yifan with an expression of pure grievance and helplessness.

...