Chapter 813 - 47: Join Us in the Bridal Chamber

Chapter 813: Chapter 47: Join Us in the Bridal Chamber

"Wedding chamber? Sure!"

Qin Gengyun smiled, holding Luo Xiaohong’s hand as they walked to the small hole where they previously played cuju. His fingers emitted Spiritual Power, writing the word "Room" in the center of the hole.

"Look, there is a room in the hole, so it’s called a wedding chamber!"

Qin Gengyun pointed to another small hole and said to Luo Xiaohong:

"You give it a try too."

Luo Xiaohong responded with an "oh," mimicking Qin Gengyun. Her fingers emitted Spiritual Power and wrote the word "Room" in another small hole.

Qin Gengyun smiled and said, "Alright, our wedding chamber is completed!"

Luo Xiaohong blinked for a moment, feeling something, and then looked up:

"Why do I feel nothing like when I get married or eat something?"

She pondered for a while, suddenly realizing, pointed at Qin Gengyun with a fierce glint in her eyes:

"You lied to me!"

"..."

Qin Gengyun laughed awkwardly, "Don’t rush, I haven’t finished speaking. What we just did was merely a ceremony before the wedding chamber; the real wedding chamber is naturally not so simple."

His back was drenched in cold sweat.

This is really shooting oneself in the foot!

Proceeding in this way, there’s no way to wrap it up!

But at this moment, Luo Xiaohong was staring at him intensely with a wary look, ready to explode if she was deceived again.

For now, he could only play it by ear.

Qin Gengyun had to honestly explain, "The meaning of a wedding chamber is for the couple to sleep on the same bed and then have children together."

"I know how to have children!"

Luo Xiaohong raised her hand, "I saw in Jianxian City that children emerge from women’s legs! Women suffer, children are ugly, and there’s this hole..."

Qin Gengyun hurriedly said, "No need for more details; in short, if you want to have a wedding chamber with me, you have to have children, and having children will be painful! So, I suggest we just get married. There’s no need for a wedding chamber."

Luo Xiaohong thought for a while, "Can we sleep together without having children then?"

Qin Gengyun replied, "Once we sleep together, naturally, we have to have children!"

Luo Xiaohong took out the Five-Colored Short Sword and pointed it at her belly, "I will not have children in the future."

The Five-Colored Short Sword shone briefly, and Luo Xiaohong patted her belly, smiling sweetly, "Done!"

"..."

Qin Gengyun continued, "But there is no bed here."

Luo Xiaohong said, "I want a bed."

The Five-Colored Short Sword shone lightly, and a stone bed flew out from a nearby stone chamber, landing noisily in front of them.

The dust and grime on the stone bed were already cleaned, looking brand new. It was even covered with a layer of vibrant red bedding, seemingly summoned from nowhere.

Qin Gengyun was speechless, making a final attempt:

"We’ve been playing all day today, how about we have the wedding chamber tomorrow? Huh?!"

His body suddenly became uncontrollable, flying straight onto the bed. Qin Gengyun was shocked, trying to get up, but his entire body was immobile.

He could only watch Luo Xiaohong get on the bed.

Qin Gengyun looked humiliated.

Unexpectedly, I, a creepy uncle, am being forced by an innocent young girl!

Fortunately, Luo Xiaohong didn’t know what a real wedding chamber entails; she was merely lying next to Qin Gengyun without doing anything unspeakable.

Luo Xiaohong lay on the bed, her big eyes blinking, feeling for quite a while, somewhat puzzled:

"Why doesn’t it feel as happy as getting married?"

She thought for a moment, moved closer to Qin Gengyun, sniffed once, her eyes brightened:

"Now it’s better, feels as happy as when getting married or eating!"

Qin Gengyun smiled wryly, "Now can you let me go?"

Luo Xiaohong turned her head, her sparkling eyes staring straight at him:

"You don’t like being in the wedding chamber with me?"

Qin Gengyun quickly said, "I like it, of course, I like it. Hahaha."

Luo Xiaohong nestled close to him, satisfied, "This kind of happiness is somewhat different from eating, hmm, it feels itchy here."

The girl raised her hand to touch her chest, muttering:

"Is this the feeling of the wedding chamber? Both itchy and comfy."

"What are you all doing?!"

Suddenly, an angry and shocked voice rang out.

Qin Gengyun’s body couldn’t move, and he quickly shouted, "Wife, why did you come in? Please leave!"

Xia Qinglian stood at the tunnel’s entrance, her coldly elegant face filled with chilling murderous intent, staring icily at Luo Xiaohong:

"Release my husband."

She had been worried for two whole days, returning to the Relic as soon as her injury healed, anxious and worried all the way. Upon entering, she saw Qin Gengyun sleeping with Luo Xiaohong.

Moreover, Luo Xiaohong was dressed in wedding attire!

Xia Qinglian had imagined Qin Gengyun covered in blood, on the brink of death, or thought about him cunning and eloquent, even kowtowing to Luo Xiaohong.

But she never imagined Qin Gengyun was in a wedding chamber with a Tao Spirit Body?!

Instantly, her heart was inundated with both sourness and murder, her body simultaneously freezing and burning!

Qin Gengyun quickly said, "Wife, don’t misunderstand, we did nothing!"

Luo Xiaohong had already jumped off the bed, raising the Five-Colored Short Sword:

"Xia Qinglian, if you stop me from having a wedding chamber, I’ll kill you."

The Five-Colored Short Sword in her hand suddenly radiated brilliantly, seemingly ready to exert its full force.

"Xiaohong, you’re my concubine, Qinglian is my wife, the two of you should be sisters and friends."

"Playing with friends is happiness, fighting with friends is painful. Aren’t you feeling unhappy now?"

Qin Gengyun shouted loudly.

Luo Xiaohong was startled, bowed her head to feel, muttered:

"The feeling of happiness is really gone."

The Five-Colored Short Sword in her hand lowered, she turned to look at Qin Gengyun:

"What should I do?"

Xia Qinglian was calmer at this point too, noticing Luo Xiaohong seemed a bit off, also ceased her action in time.

Qin Gengyun said, "Xiaohong, you should make more friends and play with more people, that way you will become happier."

Luo Xiaohong was puzzled, "So I should be friends with Xia Qinglian? But I don’t like her."

Xia Qinglian’s gaze was icy, "I don’t like you either."

"Wife."

Upon hearing Qin Gengyun’s voice, Xia Qinglian snorted before grudgingly saying:

"I can be friends with her..."

Luo Xiaohong’s Five-Colored Short Sword disappeared in radiance, her expression somewhat confused, muttered:

"Seems like happiness is returning a bit?"

Qin Gengyun said, "See, I didn’t lie to you? Us being friends for three is happier than just two!"

Luo Xiaohong lowered her head, contemplating, "The more friends, the happier. Would it be more happiness with more people in the wedding chamber? Hey, Xia Qinglian, come join us in the wedding chamber as well!"

...

A two-hour later.

Before the Cloud Bamboo rear mountain.

"Is Sister Xia and Brother Qin okay?"

"What’s going on in there?"

"The husband and the lady will definitely handle that pesky Cai!"

Mo Xiaolan, Liu Su, Yun Wu, Wei Wan, Si Minglan stood before the rear mountain, looking worried.

At this moment, Liu Su’s Sound Transmission Talisman vibrated, revealing Qin Gengyun’s message:

"Susu, let Xiaowu swallow the Desolate Mist, we’re coming out."