Chapter 698 - 698: The Three Gyarus' Home Invasion

His gaze dropped. By the entrance, three pairs of unfamiliar women's shoes were thrown beside the doormat.

One pair of platform sandals with chunky soles and fluorescent pink straps.

One pair of flat shoes studded with rhinestones that glittered brightly under the light.

And one pair of white short boots, with lopsided hearts and skulls drawn on the uppers in black marker.

Pure gyaru taste.

Though somewhat unexpected, Hikari's expression remained neutral as he pushed the door open.

"Ta-da!"

"Welcome home!"

"Hikari-kun! Surprise! Surprise!"

In the living room, three figures in short skirts turned their heads in unison, wearing identical smug grins that practically begged for a punch.

Just as Hikari had deduced from observing outside, the ones who had broken into his home were none other than the gyaru trio, Nogami Izumi and her crew.

Nogami Izumi lounged at the center of the sofa, her brownish-red hair tied into a side ponytail, casually tossing the TV remote from the coffee table in her hand.

The long-haired Minako and the tanned gyaru Hinata Sae flanked her on either side.

On the coffee table in front of them lay scattered snack wrappers and empty drink cans, all of them from Hikari's fridge.

"So, Hikari-kun?", Nogami Izumi tilted her chin up proudly, "Bet you didn't see a 'home visit' coming, did you?"

Hikari calmly surveyed the room.

The living room looked like it had been hit by a small typhoon. Cushions scattered everywhere, books on the shelf pulled out and left lying around, and the TV remote was stuffed into a vase.

The bedroom door stood open, revealing a blanket yanked onto the floor, closet doors flung wide, and a few sleeves dangling out from clothing that had been pulled halfway off their hangers.

"Definitely didn't," He closed the door behind him, "How did the three of you get in?"

"We just walked in!", Nogami Izumi tilted her chin up as if it were the most natural thing in the world.

"I asked how you got in. You know breaking and entering is illegal, right?", Hikari said, staring at Nogami Izumi's flat stomach as he calculated how many punches it could take if he used only 0.01% of his strength.

"It's not breaking and entering," Hinata Sae grinned smugly, "We picked the lock loud and proud!"

Minako nodded in agreement, "Yeah! And we rang the doorbell first to make sure you weren't home before we did it. That's... that's a creative approach to visiting!"

Hikari rubbed his temples, at a loss for words at these three utterly shameless gyarus.

He couldn't tell if they'd always been this dim or if messing with their cognitive common sense had scrambled their brains.

They'd picked the lock and were still spouting this nonsense.

Minako held up her phone, displaying a YouTube tutorial titled "Learn to Pick a Lock in Ten Minutes When You Forget Your Keys." She even spoke with genuine concern, "Hikari-kun, your lock is really old. We followed the video and got it open in just three minutes. You should really replace it. For your own safety, Hikari-kun."

Looking at Minako's earnest, concerned expression, Hikari could only shake his head helplessly. These gyarus were genuinely unhinged, they broke in and then had the nerve to give the homeowner safety advice.

After all, they were people whose cognitive common sense had been altered. The three gyarus, Nogami Izumi and the others, were now more or less in the same boat as psychiatric patients, so Hikari didn't bother getting angry with them.

He took off his shoes and walked into the living room. As he passed the coffee table, he glanced down and paused.

Neatly stacked at one corner of the table were several homework notebooks.

On the open page, the handwriting was as messy as chicken scratch, but it was clearly filled with math problems they'd attempted, though the answers were almost certainly all wrong.

"This is..."

"Your homework!", Nogami Izumi put her hands on her hips, "As today's 'special punishment,' we did it for you. Touched, aren't you?"

Hikari picked one up and flipped through it.

In the Japanese literature section, haiku had been rewritten into nonsensical gyaru slang.

In the history section, Oda Nobunaga's name had a heart drawn next to it, labeled "The Sengoku Period's #1 Trendsetter."

Most absurd of all was the chemistry homework, molecular formulas had been scribbled over and turned into nail art designs.

The trio's daily bullying routine had been twisted by the cognitive alteration into "helping him with homework," but their utter lack of academic ability completely undercut that.

So overall, they'd done bad things with bad intentions.

And somehow, they'd actually managed to bully him successfully.

Suppressing the urge to introduce his fists to their abdomens, Hikari set down the notebooks and looked at the three of them, "Why did you suddenly come to my house today?"

Hinata Sae answered immediately, "You seemed really pissed off when we were 'educating' you at school today. When we taught you how to play the flute, you didn't even put enough spit on it."

Minako nodded vigorously, "Right! Today at school, Hikari-kun's attitude toward our 'education' wasn't obedient enough, so we came to find you again. It's definitely not because your snacks are tasty."

"Ahem!", Nogami Izumi cut off Minako's rambling, putting on a fierce expression, "Hikari, why are you asking so many questions? What, you got a problem with us three being in your house?"

With that, Nogami Izumi stood up and walked toward Hikari.

The other two followed, closing in to form a small encirclement, trapping Hikari between them like the filling in a sandwich cookie.

"Izumi's right. Hikari-kun, you're our 'exclusive toy'! If you're our toy, then we can come to your toy house whenever we want!", Hinata Sae said.

Minako chimed in, "This is bullying! It's only natural for the bullies to come to the victim's house and trash the place, right?"

The three gyarus' logic was airtight, a perfect closed loop that left no room for rebuttal.

Hikari said nothing and pushed his way out of the fragrant, soft encirclement.

He walked over to the fridge and pulled open the door.

Empty. Even the half-eaten carton of ice cream from last night was gone.

"My snacks and drinks..."

"We ate them!", Hinata Sae raised her hand first, "Bullying burns calories, you know! And we were nice enough to help you clear out stuff that was about to expire, that orange juice expires tomorrow, by the way."

"What about my bed..."

"Messy!", Minako answered first, "Rule number three of bullying: make the target's living environment chaotic to increase psychological pressure."

"The clothes in the closet..."

"We took everything out and inspected it," Nogami Izumi said smugly, "Especially your underwear. The three of us gave them a very thorough 'review.'"

"You're a pain in the ass, but your underwear is actually pretty useful. We used them for quite a few things, you know~"

"But seriously, Hikari, your taste is so boring. All solid-color boxer briefs. As a high school student, you should at least have a pair with a cartoon pattern, right?"

"Like me, I wear lace-trimmed ones. That's what an adult should be wearing."

As she spoke, Nogami Izumi proudly lifted her skirt, wearing the same kind of lecherous grin as a delinquent punk teasing a pretty girl, showing off in front of Hikari.

Minako and Hinata Sae followed suit, lifting their skirt hems together, their faces wearing similarly smug and wicked smiles.

Watching the three gyarus preen so triumphantly, Hikari realized he had overlooked something.

Though he had altered the three gyarus' cognitive common sense to make certain bullying behaviors backfire into good deeds, he had still underestimated their persistence and destructive capacity when it came to bullying.

For these types, ordinary punishment clearly wasn't enough. To truly make them pay, he'd need to undo the cognitive alteration later and leave them racked with regret and shame.

Hikari turned to face them and asked calmly, "So, you three. Now that you've finished your 'review,' finished your trashing, and finished your homework, what exactly do you plan to do next?"

He knew that even though these three had already forced him to 'play the flute' at school today, breaking into his home definitely wasn't just for the things they'd already done.

Sure enough. Upon hearing his words, the three gyarus exchanged glances, their faces simultaneously breaking into the same eerie grin, a mix of malice and excitement.

Nogami Izumi stepped forward first, pressing almost right up against him.

The scent of a young girl mixed with a faint perfume created an intoxicating, ambiguous haze.

"Next... of course we're moving on to the main event of today's 'home visit'," Nogami Izumi lowered her voice, speaking wickedly, "We're going to... take your virginity!"

"Mm? Really," Facing this threat, Hikari raised an eyebrow slightly, feigning surprise.

"Haha! Scared now that you're facing the end?", Nogami Izumi laughed triumphantly.

"He's definitely scared! That's his virginity, his V-card!", Hinata Sae gestured excitedly, "That's how it works in manga, the ultimate bullying is conquering both body and soul."

Minako nodded like a pecking chicken, "And we know that after a guy gets forced into that, it leaves lifelong psychological trauma! That's the highest level of bullying!"

"Are you serious?", Hikari asked.

"Of course!"

No sooner had the words left her mouth than the three gyarus let out a battle cry and pounced on him all at once.

———

After putting up a 'hopelessly outnumbered' struggle, Hikari ultimately 'succumbed to superior force.'

He lost to the gyaru trio of Nogami Izumi and her crew.

And after their victory, Minako and Hinata Sae pinned down his arms on either side.

While Nogami Izumi loomed over him, taking the lead in executing the ultimate bullying.

"Hehehe~ Honestly, having this done to you by girls you don't even like, it's humiliating, isn't it?"

"But even with all that humiliation, once you're caught up in it, you can't think about anything else. Males really are pathetic creatures."

Seated on Hikari's chest, Nogami Izumi wore a triumphant grin, her words dripping with malice.

But faced with the coercion of the three gyarus and Nogami Izumi's threats, Hikari showed no fear at all.

"I don't find it pathetic," Hikari said calmly.

Seeing his composure only irritated Nogami Izumi further, and she intensified her bullying.

"Hehe! You're not ready to become a father yet, are you? Doesn't matter, leave it all to me."

"Soon, you'll be juggling being a student and a daddy, and everyone at school will laugh at you."

"I'm going to have your disgusting little lookalike, and that will be the ultimate humiliation for you..."

Ultimate bullying was physically exhausting, and before long Nogami Izumi was panting and drenched in sweat.

But the thought of Hikari, who always opposed her at school, now crushed beneath her in ultimate humiliation, filled her with glee. Her mouth kept running, hurling insults at him.

"Izumi! My turn! My turn!"

"I want to have a disgusting little lookalike of Hikari-kun too! Let me humiliate him!"

Minako, watching the scene unfold, was flushed with excitement and raring to go.

And luckily, Nogami Izumi was already out of breath.

She stood up immediately and signaled for Minako to take over.

Seeing this, Minako quickly stepped in to take her place.

Having earned the right to sit and deliver the ultimate humiliation, Minako was beside herself with joy, rocking back and forth.

If Hikari hadn't steadied her secretly, she might have tumbled right onto the floor.

"Haha! So this is what ultimate humiliation feels like. It really is amazing."

"Hikari-kun, I'd advise you not to go against Izumi. You won't end up well."

Her tone was gentle and caring.

But Minako didn't relax her ultimate bullying of Hikari one bit.

If anything, she was even more excessive than Nogami Izumi.

And to this, Hikari had nothing to say.

After a strenuous round, Minako couldn't hold out any longer.

Hinata Sae, who had been waiting eagerly on the sidelines, took over seamlessly.

And so it continued.

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