I'm The Only Psychic In The Zombie Apocalypse
Chapter 135: No Warranty Implied
-Ding!
{
Centralized Resource Exchange and Distribution Interface Terminal (C.R.E.D.I.T.)
Aircraft Modification, Integration & Resupply Invoice
Platform: NHIndustries NH90 TTH Tactical Transport Helicopter
Designation: Ghostbird
Platform Status: System Integrated
Current Configuration:
Twin Turboshaft Engines
Tactical Transport Configuration
Rear Loading Ramp
Sliding Cargo Doors
Fast-Rope Capability
Rappelling Anchors
Cargo Winch
External Sling Hook
FLIR
Thermal Imaging
Laser Rangefinder
Navigation Radar
Terrain Following Radar
Digital Glass Cockpit
Helmet Cueing System
Three Crew-Operated M3M Heavy Machine Guns
Four Spike ER Missile Capacity
Nineteen-Tube 70 mm HE Rocket Pod
C.R.E.D.I.T. Autonomous Flight Integration
Aircraft verified.
...
Current Resource Status
Spike ER Missiles: 3 / 4
70 mm HE Rockets: 0 / 19
Aviation Fuel: 20%
Requested Fuel Replenishment: 1,600 Liters
Aircraft Structural Condition: Operational
Existing Crew-Operated Weapons: Operational
System Integration: Operational
...
Requested Modifications
Chin-Mounted Heavy Machine Gun
M3M Heavy Machine Gun
Configuration:
12.7×99mm NATO
Aircraft-Rated Configuration
System-Compatible Fire Control
Heavy Barrel
Electrically Actuated Firing System
C.R.E.D.I.T. Cost: 78,000 Credits
...
Chin Weapon Mount Assembly
Includes:
Rotational Weapon Cradle
Aircraft Structural Interface
Recoil Transfer Assembly
Mounting Hardware
Weapon Retention Assembly
Emergency Weapon Release
C.R.E.D.I.T. Cost: 51,000 Credits
Installation: USD 9,000
Labor Cost: 13,500 Credits
...
Full-Azimuth Stabilization Assembly
Includes:
Three-Axis Stabilization
Gyroscopic Position Sensors
Recoil Compensation
Aircraft Attitude Compensation
Weapon Position Feedback
High-Speed Servo Assembly
C.R.E.D.I.T. Cost: 91,500 Credits
Labor Cost: 18,000 Credits
...
Ammunition Feed Assembly
Includes:
Flexible Ammunition Feed
Feed Chute
Powered Feed Mechanism
Link Management Assembly
Ammunition Presence Sensor
Feed Fault Detection
C.R.E.D.I.T. Cost: 27,000 Credits
Labor Cost: 9,000 Credits
...
System Weapon Interface
Provides:
Weapon Status Monitoring
Ammunition Monitoring
Feed Fault Detection
Weapon Health Monitoring
Fire Control Access
System Diagnostic Access
C.R.E.D.I.T. Cost: 63,000 Credits
Integration Cost: 22,500 Credits
...
Autonomous Targeting Integration
Interfaces with:
FLIR
Thermal Imaging
Laser Rangefinder
Navigation System
360° Surveillance System
Terrain Mapping System
Provides:
Automatic Target Tracking
Range Calculation
Lead Calculation
Target Classification
Predictive Aim Solution
Stabilized Aim Point
C.R.E.D.I.T. Cost: 87,000 Credits
Integration Cost: 31,500 Credits
...
Fire-Control Software Configuration
Includes:
Weapon Assignment
Target Priority Logic
Ammunition Conservation Logic
Threat Classification
Engagement Authorization
Crew/System Weapon Separation
Emergency Fire Inhibition
C.R.E.D.I.T. Cost: 52,500 Credits
Labor Cost: 12,000 Credits
...
Chin Weapon Installation & Calibration
Includes:
Physical Installation
Electrical Connection
Ammunition Feed Alignment
Servo Calibration
Recoil Calibration
Sensor Alignment
Aircraft Balance Verification
Static Fire-Control Verification
C.R.E.D.I.T. Cost: 42,000 Credits
Labor Cost: 28,000 Credits
...
Chin Weapon Certification
Includes:
Weapon Function Verification
Feed Reliability Verification
Stabilization Verification
Target Tracking Verification
Autonomous Fire-Control Verification
Emergency Shutdown Verification
Aircraft Flight Stability Verification
Certification Cost: 24,000 Credits
...
Belly Ordnance System
Underbelly Ordnance Rack
Configuration:
Aircraft-Mounted Rack
Multi-Canister Capacity
System-Controlled Release
Automated Payload Recognition
Load-State Monitoring
Aircraft Balance Compensation
Hardware Cost: 58,500 Credits
Installation Cost: 16,500 Credits
...
Automated Canister Release Assembly
Includes:
Electromechanical Release Units
Independent Canister Identification
Release Confirmation Sensors
Emergency Release Inhibition
System Interface
Hardware Cost: 40,500 Credits
Labor Cost: 10,500 Credits
...
System Payload Interface
Provides:
Payload Identification
Canister Count
Individual Canister Status
Weight Distribution Calculation
Release Authorization
Payload Inventory Synchronization
Cost: 46,500 Credits
Integration Cost: 13,500 Credits
...
Belly Rack Structural Certification
Includes:
Mount Stress Analysis
Fuselage Load Verification
Vibration Analysis
Weight Distribution Verification
Flight Stability Verification
Emergency Release Verification
C.R.E.D.I.T. Cost: 25,500 Credits
Labor Cost: 17,000 Credits
...
Incendiary Payload
Napalm Canisters
Configuration:
System-Compatible Aircraft Canister
Automated Drop Configuration
Inventory-Trackable Payload
Quantity: 12
Unit Cost: 11,250 Credits
Total: 135,000 Credits
...
Payload Loading
Loading Labor: 3,750 Credits
...
Spike ER Resupply
Current Inventory: 3
Required Inventory: 4
Quantity Purchased: 1
Spike ER Missile
Electro-Optical Guidance
Infrared Guidance
Fire-and-Forget Capability
Fire-and-Observe Capability
Man-in-the-Loop Capability
Tandem HEAT Warhead
C.R.E.D.I.T. Cost: 217,500 Credits
...
Missile Integration & Inventory Synchronization
Includes:
Launcher Compatibility Verification
Missile Identification
Guidance Interface Verification
Ammunition Tracking
Inventory Synchronization
System Diagnostic Verification
C.R.E.D.I.T. Cost: 6,000 Credits
Labor Cost: 4,000 Credits
...
70 mm HE Rocket Resupply
Current Inventory: 0
Pod Capacity: 19
Quantity Purchased: 19
Cost Per Unit: 1,725 Credits
Total: 32,775 Credits
...
Rocket Pod Reloading
Includes:
Rocket Loading
Tube Verification
Firing Circuit Verification
Ammunition Inventory Synchronization
Labor Cost: 3,000 Credits
...
Aviation Fuel
Current Fuel State: 20%
Target Fuel State: 100%
Required Replenishment: 1,600 Liters
Aviation Turboshaft Fuel
Unit Cost: 3.60 Credits / Liter
Total: 5,760 Credits
...
Fuel System Inspection
Includes:
Fuel Quantity Verification
Fuel Line Inspection
Fuel Pump Diagnostic
Tank Integrity Check
Fuel Sensor Calibration
Labor Cost: 6,000 Credits
...
Aircraft Systems Integration
Weapon Systems Synchronization
Includes:
Chin M3M
Existing Left M3M
Existing Right M3M
Existing Rear M3M
Spike ER System
70 mm Rocket System
Belly Ordnance System
Integration Labor: 27,000 Credits
...
Autonomous Engagement Architecture
Includes:
Threat Detection
Target Classification
Weapon Selection
Target Tracking
Engagement Sequencing
Ammunition Conservation
Crew/System Weapon Deconfliction
System Integration: 36,000 Credits
...
Rules of Engagement Configuration
Includes:
Restricted Target Classes
Civilian Presence Recognition
Incendiary Payload Restrictions
Urban Deployment Restrictions
Emergency Engagement Inhibition
Operator Override
Configuration Labor: 11,250 Credits
...
Aircraft Inspection & Certification
Post-Modification Aircraft Inspection
Includes:
Engine Diagnostics
Rotor System Inspection
Hydraulic System Inspection
Electrical System Inspection
Fuel System Inspection
Avionics Diagnostics
Structural Inspection
Weapon Mount Inspection
Autonomous Flight Verification
Labor Cost: 27,000 Credits
...
Flight Test
Includes:
Ground Systems Test
Hover Test
Low-Speed Flight Test
High-Speed Flight Test
Weapon Stabilization Test
Aircraft Balance Verification
Autonomous Flight Verification
Emergency Return-to-Base Verification
Labor Cost: 33,000 Credits
...
Final Systems Certification
Includes:
Aircraft Systems Certification
Weapon Integration Certification
Autonomous Control Certification
Payload System Certification
Ammunition Tracking Certification
Final Diagnostic Certification
Certification Cost: 22,500 Credits
...
Financial Summary
Chin-Mounted M3M System: 639,000 Credits
Belly Ordnance System: 211,500 Credits
Napalm Canisters: 138,750 Credits
Spike ER Resupply: 223,500 Credits
70 mm HE Rocket Resupply: 35,775 Credits
Fuel Replenishment: 11,760 Credits
Aircraft Systems Integration: 74,250 Credits
Aircraft Inspection & Certification: 82,500 Credits
...
Subtotal: 1,417,035 Credits
C.R.E.D.I.T. Balance Before Transaction: 6,850,000 Credits
TOTAL DUE: 1,417,035 Credits
Remaining Balance: 5,432,965 Credits
...
Advisory
Ghostbird’s existing three M3 heavy machine guns remain crew-operated.
Newly installed chin-mounted M3M has been configured as a System-controlled weapon.
Chin-mounted weapon possesses independent stabilization and targeting capability.
Existing missile and rocket systems remain compatible with autonomous aircraft operation.
Belly-mounted ordnance rack has been integrated with the C.R.E.D.I.T. autonomous control architecture.
Incendiary payload deployment is subject to configured environmental and target restrictions.
Incendiary payload deployment within enclosed urban environments is strongly discouraged due to thermal propagation, smoke generation and secondary fire hazards.
Large-scale incendiary deployment may generate a significant visual and thermal signature detectable at considerable distance.
Spike ER inventory has been restored to four units.
70 mm HE rocket inventory has been restored to nineteen units.
Fuel inventory has been restored to 100%.
Aircraft maintenance schedule has been recalculated following modification.
All newly installed systems have passed automated diagnostic verification.
No warranty implied.
}
I stood in the falling snow and read the bottom of it three times.
[One point four million... and almost half of it was shit I don’t even understand... Robbery. Actual, literal robbery, and I didn’t even get a warranty...]
"Confirm the order." I just ran a hand over my face and sighed.
Then I put my palm back out into the empty air and pulled the Ghostbird onto the ground, and it came out of the Inventory already wearing every line of that invoice.
The chin turret sat under the nose in a smooth grey cradle, the M3M’s heavy barrel tracking one slow arc left to right and back again while the System woke it and checked itself, and beneath the belly hung a long rack with twelve blunt canisters clamped into it in two rows of six, and the rocket pod on its pylon stood full, and the whole aircraft sat a hand lower on its gear than it had that morning.
I walked the length of it twice with my glove trailing along the fuselage, once for the gun and once for the rack, the same as any man walks around a car he has just paid too much for.
Nia walked it once, with her hands in her jacket, never taking her eyes off the turret.
"That thing’s going to make my job so much easier." She said, barely suppressing the urge to whistle.
"That thing’s going to make everything easier." I couldn’t help grinning.
"West, this is Home... Wheels up in two minutes. Twenty minutes out."
-Kzzzt-
"...Right," Leo’s voice came through, and I could hear the fire behind him this time instead of the wind. "Twenty minutes."
A pause went by on his end of it before-
"Fire’s lit. Big sis says come hungry."
"Oh, we’re coming ravenous~"
Tikki went past both of us before the door had finished sliding, straight up the cabin and into the cockpit, and hopped onto the right-hand seat, and sat there with his ears forward and his eyes moving across the instruments one gauge at a time.
"He’s studying," I said, seeing Nia’s questioning gaze.
"For what?"
"His license."
"Mea," came from the cockpit, without his eyes leaving the panel.
And so turbines spooled without either of us touching anything, the rotors came up through their own noise, and in an empty seat the collective rose by itself while the cyclic shifted a centimeter left and held, all of it done by nobody at all, with a cat watching every inch of it.
Nia’s eyes stayed on those sticks the whole way through it, with her jaw set and her hand closed hard around the door frame, because a machine was doing a job that ought to have a person inside it.
"That is deeply wrong," she said, eyes not leaving the cockpit.
"You get used to it."
"I would like it noted that I won’t."
Then the Ghostbird lifted off the construction site with the snow flattening away under it, and I sat down in the open side door with my boots hanging out over the city, clipped the door gunner’s strap to the back of my rig, and let the wind have my face.
[Seatbelt... Kara can have that one.]
Nia dropped down beside me with the door M3M in easy reach behind her shoulder and her boots hanging out beside mine, while I laid the M110A2 across my knee and thumbed on the little system-exclusive AR laser on its rail.
And through the gold-rimmed specs, a small green line of light painted itself out in the world, giving me exactly where the round would land, sliding across rooftops and streets as I moved the rifle, a hundred meters out, then four hundred, then a thousand, correcting itself for the wind and the drop and the helicopter’s own speed without ever once asking me anything.
[Nobody shoots the rich accountant first... and the rich accountant hits what he looks at~... Nah, that came out too low budget...]
The city rolled underneath us in white and grey as we changed altitude, and the northern district came up under the nose, and beside me Nia went very quiet.
The chasm ran across it from one side to the other.
Seventy meters wide at its thickest, going from one edge of the city to the other, a black seam torn through streets and buildings and everything that had stood between them, collapsed facades hanging over its edges and the burn scar spreading out on both sides of it in one enormous ring of soot. From up here you could see the whole thing at once, start to finish.
I had never seen the whole of it either.
"...Nikki," Nia said.
"Yeah."
"You did that?"
"With a sword," I said, and scratched the back of my head. "Told you... I Animed out."
She stared at the chasm until the tail took it away, and then she stared at me, and she opened her mouth twice and gave up on it both times.
-Whirr-
The chin turret came alive under the floor, and I felt the whole airframe note the movement through the seat of my pants.
-Ding!
{
Airborne contacts detected: 3.
Classification: Unmanned aerial systems, rotary, optical payload.
Transmission: Active. Live feed.
Assessment: Contacts are recording and transmitting this aircraft’s flight path.
Engagement recommended.
}
I found them through the specs, three little grey specks off our seven o’clock, holding formation and coming after us at their own patient pace, every one of them with a camera pointed at the helicopter that had just lifted off a site Longbow had called a brick.
[Live... They just watched a brick take off. Nia’s hour is already gone.]
"What?" Nia asked, reading my face instead of a panel she couldn’t see.
"Drones... Three of them, they’re live, and they’re following... If they track us west... well..."
"System," I said, taking a deep breath, very much regretting not straight up going to that fort and relieving them of some extra equipment. "Kill them."
The turret swung, settled, and stopped before-
-BOOM-!
One shot, out of a turret that was specifically designed to throw out a thousand rounds a minute, and over a kilometer behind us the lead drone came apart into three falling pieces.
The turret tracked left maybe fifteen degrees, settled, and stopped again.
-BOOM-! -BOOM-!
And that was all three, three rounds for three drones at over a kilometer from a moving helicopter.
"...Okay," Nia said quietly. "That gun’s terrifying."
"That gun’s the best six hundred and thirty-nine thousand credits I ever spent."
But still, it had only killed the feed.
The fort that has just watched its dead helicopter fly away does not need a drone to find out where it went. The next time one of Harlan’s birds lifts a family off a roof, somebody in that family is going to be asked one question before they’re even strapped in: which way did that helicopter go?
After all, a helicopter has never been a secret to anybody with ears.
[They’ll come... Not today. But they’ll come... Which is exactly why it gets pitched tonight, straight.]
The city fell behind us, and the last of it went grey in the snow as the Ghostbird put its nose west into open country with seventy kilometers of farmland running out ahead and the afternoon light going flat and low out past it.
[Twenty minutes... A fire, a hot dinner, and four people I would very much like to see.]
But the universe must’ve sensed that I was genuinely happy, because the very next moment, my chest radio crackled through the buds.
-Kzzzt-
"N-Nikki-! Nikki, come in-! Please, please pick up, it’s- it’s an emergency, we-"
And my heart sank hard inside my chest before my head had even finished naming Nora’s voice.
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