Chapter 811 - 755: Are Your Eyes Dry?

Chapter 811: Chapter 755: Are Your Eyes Dry?

"...Dharma~Form~Follows~Heart, no wonder you could make a move from behind me then. Can your Dharma form take shapes other than a big mountain? Like a bun, a pig’s trotter, a cat, or a dog?"

Jiang Yuebai recorded in a little booklet while asking, but without hearing an answer, she looked up to see Shi Yuming’s eyes growing wider.

"By the way, you haven’t answered me yet. Are your eyes dry?"

Jiang Yuebai looked eagerly at Shi Yuming, sincere and passionate.

Shi Yuming’s face stiffened. His eyes were quite dry at first but now were soaked with tears and not dry anymore.

So... why did he have to answer her question!!

This is a martial arts contest, not a debate conference!

The audience below was silent, all with their mouths half-open, staring at Jiang Yuebai, unable to understand why she had so many questions. Moreover, each one was at an odd angle, making people feel embarrassed yet very curious.

Wu Chao was irritable, waiting to watch Jiang Yuebai hit a wall in front of Shi Yuming, but she just spent almost an hour asking questions.

"Shi Yuming, are you a dead man? If she doesn’t hit you, you hit her!!"

Wu Chao shouted angrily, and upon turning his head, he saw his brother Wu Yang staring wide-eyed, imitating Shi Yuming’s expression with thick eyebrows and big eyes.

"Brother, look at me, staring like this, indeed makes my eyes very dry!"

Wu Chao: ......

Jiang Yuebai ignored the people below the stage and continued flipping through her booklet with questions.

"Can you tell me again about your cultivation of ’Immovable as a Mountain’ when you were young?"

"......"

"Did your master really use an Earth Escape Talisman to trap you in a mountain for a whole month?"

"Yes."

"How old were you then?"

"Ten!"

"Did you just eat Fasting Pills? What if nature called? Right there?"

"......"

Cold sweat ran down Shi Yuming’s forehead along his cheeks, and his breathing gradually became rapid, his body shaking slightly.

"Oh, were you standing or lying when you were trapped inside?"

"Standing!" Shi Yuming’s voice became deep.

"Weren’t there bugs crawling into your nostrils?"

"No!" Shi Yuming gritted his teeth.

"Were your eyes open or closed? If closed, did you fall asleep? Is sleeping considered cultivation? If open..."

Jiang Yuebai chuckled, "Are your eyes dry?"

"Ah!!!"

Shi Yuming screamed in collapse, his Mountain Dharma form suddenly started vibrating, and Jiang Yuebai’s gaze turned sharp.

In a gusting shadow, another identical Jiang Yuebai surfaced behind Shi Yuming, suspended in the air, surrounded by rippling water waves, with a force as strong as Ten Thousand Jins, throwing a punch at the back of his head.

The crucial thing was, the Jiang Yuebai behind him still had an unread book in her other hand!

Meanwhile, the Jiang Yuebai in front of him calmly held a small booklet, with a writing brush, smiling slightly while a piece of white Crane Feather drifted down her head.

Shi Yuming realized instantly he was tricked!

Once his mind got distracted, ’Immovable as a Mountain’ revealed flaws!

As quick as a flash, Shi Yuming stamped the ground with a low shout, shattering the Mountain Dharma form, reverting infinite starlight onto his right fist, spinning to strike back.

Below the stage, Wu Chao clenched his fists tight, his eyes glowing, waiting to see Shi Yuming’s full-strength strike send Jiang Yuebai flying, falling embarrassingly.

When that happened, he would walk over, arms akimbo, laughing at her, the great Senior Sister of the Heavenly Interence Sect, lacking any immortal dignity, falling so disgracefully.

Thinking of it made Wu Chao tremble with excitement, his eyes bright as new!

Boom!

The big fist like a sandbag collided with the small bun-like fist in mid-air, causing a burst of airflow that scattered towards both of them.

The Reversed Scale on the back of Jiang Yuebai’s neck flashed slightly, her white hair fluttering in the airflow, exposing her clear eyes holding a mischievous grin, surrounded by water waves that turned suddenly into a school of strange fish, gathering between their fists.

Ha ha~

The strange fish let out a cry. Jiang Yuebai pressed her fist forward ferociously, leaving Shi Yuming wide-eyed with amazement, as if struck violently, whole body shooting backward uncontrollably like an arrow, crashing through the protective barrier, landing heavily among the crowd, rolling several times before stopping.

As he got up, his chest protection made of stones was full of cracks, debris falling off, prompting a mouthful of blood to rush up, which he turned his head to spit on the ground.

Everyone’s countenance changed with shock, disbelievingly looking towards the arena.

Jiang Yuebai with her azure robe and white gown, long hair flowing, stood upright in the center of the stage waving her wrist, while the Dragon Scale on the back of her hand silently vanished, surrounded by a school of strange fish that stayed close.

One even deliberately swam up to Wu Chao, who had his jaw dropped wide open, and with a flick of its tail, splashed water all over his face.

Ha ha~

Ha ha~ ℯℯ𝘭.𝘤ℴ𝘮

The strange fish’s sound was annoying, Wu Chao with water all over his face, baring his teeth and grimacing!

"This... this is impossible!" Wu Chao questioned in a trembling voice.

He and his brother Wu Yang had personally experienced the power of Shi Yuming, whose force was such that they couldn’t withstand a single punch, yet Jiang Yuebai could deflect Shi Yuming with a single punch.

This was a total reversal of everyone’s understanding, let alone shattering Shi Yuming’s armor during the strike, causing him to bleed heavily, which required unimaginable strength.

Moreover, everyone was watching Jiang Yuebai the whole time, when did she switch her real self with a clone during the questions?

Or was it from the beginning when she appeared, it was the clone, while the real one stayed hidden, waiting for an opportunity?

The real self holding a book, was she studying while hiding? That’s... too much! Was it necessary? Was she really that pressed for time?

Everyone looked at Shi Yuming, who was still coughing blood, unable to speak.

And Jiang Yuebai wouldn’t explain to everyone, relying on her Reversed Scale Armor and Beiming Fish, she absorbed Shi Yuming’s punch’s damage, then returned it in full, with the Ha Ha Fish channeling the power of One Yuan Heavy Water, even a Divinity Transformation cultivator would be blown away!

The Crane Feather Avatar, which was cross-legged on the ground, dispersed, becoming the Taihe Umbrella carried behind Jiang Yuebai as she rested her hands on her hips facing the gritted Wu Chao, clicking her tongue twice, raising her hand to point at her temple, then shrugging with spread hands, shaking her head and puckering her lips.

Ha ha~

The school of fish scattered, leaving behind the sound of final mockery.

"Ahhh!! Fairy Yuebai, you’re so cool!!"

Screams filled the air, deafening.

Wu Yang beside Wu Chao seemed to hear the sound of knives stabbing repeatedly into his brother’s heart, that ’pfft, pfft’ sound echoing.

As Jiang Yuebai came off the stage, the crowd immediately drew aside, making way for a path of triumph, fearing that if they upset Jiang Yuebai, she’d use her dainty little fist to deliver a solid punch no one could withstand!

When Jiang Yuebai reached Shi Yuming, she used a single hand to cast a Healing Magical Technique, squatting down to heal Shi Yuming.

Jiang Yuebai’s fans nearby had eyes bubbling with admiration, deeply touched.

"Shi Yuming did you see, although our Senior Sister Yuebai beat you to vomiting blood, she’s still very kind."

Shi Yuming: ......

It was his first time realizing kindness could be like this!

Jiang Yuebai said to Shi Yuming, "I apologize sincerely, there was no intention to mock you. During the second trial, I greatly admired your integrity and bravery, and your ’Immovable as a Mountain’ is indeed formidable. Without resorting to this low tactic, I couldn’t break your defense."

"Remember, in any duel, no matter the means, it’s the last one standing who laughs, let me also remind you, those who talk more, confuse hearts. When you meet strong enemies, kill whoever talks more first, can’t go wrong."

Shi Yuming pondered profoundly, nodding silently, secretly treating Jiang Yuebai’s words as the ultimate truth, abiding by it strictly in future visits to the Upper Realm, always destroying the chatterbox with the first punch, never letting an incident like today happen again.

Including Jiang Yuebai!

Next time, she won’t get a chance to say a second sentence.

Unbeknownst to him, after today, to break Shi Yuming’s ’Immovable as a Mountain’, just one sentence was needed.

Are...your eyes dry?