I Have Unlimited Dantians

Chapter 354 - 330: Let Nie Tong Do It (Part 1)

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Chapter 354: Chapter 330: Let Nie Tong Do It (Part 1)

"Huh?"

Everyone was going insane.

Was this Moh Wudao really a raving lunatic? A masochist who got more and more excited the more he was slapped in the face?

What a bizarre fetish!

"Moh Wudao, are you all right?" Huangg Ling broke out in a cold sweat.

’I never noticed he had this kind of hobby when we were acquainted. Why did he change the moment he met Nie Yun...?’

"I’m fine, Lord Yun! Please, keep hitting me! I want you to slap me. Ravage me! Just ravage me, and I’ll do anything you ask..." Ignoring Huangg Ling’s question, Moh Wudao continued to plead, his eyes filled with yearning.

"Damn..."

"Pervert..."

"He can’t be... Ugh, I feel sick..."

Seeing the eternally powerful Celestial Eye Master, Moh Wudao, acting this way, everyone gasped, their faces twitching uncontrollably.

’I’ve only ever heard of some women getting more excited the more they’re hit. What’s with this guy being the same?’

’Ravage...’ It wasn’t just the crowd; even Nie Yun felt his face darken. ’The way he’s talking... Damn it!’

"Nie Yun, what in the world did you do to Moh Wudao?" After the initial shock, the crowd finally suspected that Nie Yun had pulled some kind of trick. Huangg Ling and the others couldn’t help but take a step back, a wary look on their faces.

’Even if Moh Wudao had a special fetish, he wouldn’t be this blatant about it. The young man before them must have used some method to force him to act this way...’

’Could this be what they call forcing an honest man into prostitution...?’

"What did I do? Something good, of course! Are you all blind? Can’t you see for yourselves?" Had Nie Yun known what they were all thinking, he would have died of sheer disgust. Even without knowing, he was repulsed enough as it was. He spoke with a flick of his wrist.

"Blind? See for ourselves?" Everyone froze for a moment, then looked closely at Moh Wudao. As soon as they did, their eyes went wide and their breathing grew ragged.

Previously, Moh Wudao had been just like them, the poison invading his very bone marrow, his entire body swollen. But now, the spots that had been slapped were as smooth as glass. It seemed the poison had been expelled, leaving him completely unharmed.

’So those slaps weren’t a beating, but a method to draw out the poison?’

No wonder Moh Wudao was acting so depraved. With the poison drawn from his body, his life had been saved. In that situation, forget acting depraved; he would have been willing to act like a complete sycophant, groveling like a grandson or even a great-grandson!

"Hmph. This is the Thousand Threads Poison-Removal Hand, a technique my master taught me. It can expel any poison, but it requires vicious slapping. I was trying to cure him out of the goodness of my heart, but since you doubt my intentions, I can’t be bothered. Nie Tong, let’s go!"

Nie Yun sneered.

’In reality, he didn’t know any "Thousand Threads Poison-Removal Hand." He was just secretly harnessing the poison-destroying power of the Nine Nether Cold Pearl, using it as an excuse to give Moh Wudao a good, hard slapping.’

’You people schemed against me? Heh. We haven’t entered Zihua Cave Mansion yet, so it’s not convenient to kill you. Consider a few slaps as an interest payment. I’ll make damn sure you all have a hard time!’

"Lord Yun, don’t go! I’m begging you, keep slapping me! I’m asking for it! Just hit me hard! I really am asking for a beating! Please, be the bigger person and don’t stoop to their level. Just ravage me with all your might..."

Seeing Nie Yun about to leave, Moh Wudao—having tasted the benefits—couldn’t possibly let him go. He dropped to his knees, clutched Nie Yun’s leg, and begged bitterly.

After being poisoned by the Marsh Wasp venom for more than two days, he had been on the verge of collapsing from the agony. Now that he knew this young man could cure him, what was dignity worth? Compared to one’s life, dignity wasn’t worth a single coin!

"..."

Seeing Moh Wudao’s pathetic display, everyone turned away.

’I didn’t see anything, I didn’t see anything... That guy isn’t the Celestial Eye Venerable. He’s not the Celestial Eye Venerable...’

"Fine. But the Thousand Threads Poison-Removal Hand consumes a great deal of True Qi. Once I start driving the poison out of you, I’ll be afflicted by it myself and won’t be able to channel my True Qi for some time. I can cure you, but you must swear an oath on your bloodline that you will never make a move against me. Otherwise, you will be cursed!"

Nie Yun said calmly.

"Fine! I, Moh Wudao, swear that as long as His Majesty Nie Yun completely expels this poison for me, I will never, for the rest of my life, make a move against him. If I violate this oath, may I never advance to the Secret Realm!"

Moh Wudao hastily swore his oath.

"That’s more like it! Now, hold still!"

Nie Yun didn’t care whether the oath was genuine. He never put much faith in such things anyway. His primary goal had been to give the man a beating, and now that his objective was within reach, he stopped refusing. Secretly adjusting the Nine Nether Cold Pearl to a more comfortable position, he began slapping with both his left and his right hands.

SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!

With a series of crisp smacks, the poison in Moh Wudao’s body indeed began to diminish, one slap at a time. After about a hundred slaps, it vanished completely.

"There. I’ve completely driven the poison from your body. However, you’re still quite weak. You should hurry up, rest, and recuperate."

Nie Yun panted heavily, as if expelling the poison for Moh Wudao had taken a great toll on him.

In truth, he had been using the effects of the Nine Nether Cold Pearl, so it hadn’t been strenuous at all. He was panting simply because, to make it more satisfying, he had used pure muscle power for the slaps instead of True Qi. ℯℯ𝘭.

His Spirit Rhinoceros Body Refining Technique had reached the Fourth Layer of Great Success, granting him the muscular strength of 500 elephants. Without using his Great Strength Dantian, even if he exerted his full physical power, he couldn’t possibly kill an old monster who had survived the breakthrough attempt to the Secret Realm. So, he let his arms fly and slapped with all his might. To slap someone so satisfyingly, and to have the recipient jump for joy and wail in blissful happiness... in this, Nie Yun was truly without peer, a pioneer for all time.

"Thank you, Lord Yun, for expelling the poison!"

As the deadly poison vanished from his body, Moh Wudao let out a long, excited cry. He swallowed an elixir, and his strength slowly began to return.

Although some elixirs were a step below the efficacy of a Healer’s Healing Qi, they were still miraculously effective for reducing swelling and healing injuries. As an old monster who had survived his attempt to break through to the Secret Realm, Moh Wudao had plenty of them. He took a few more elixirs designed to invigorate blood flow, and the red swelling on his face began to slowly fade.

Before long, everyone saw that he was glowing with health, no longer looking like he was being tormented by poison. It seemed every trace of it had been completely eliminated from his body.

"Your Majesty Nie Yun, please slap my face too! I’m begging you! I’m asking for a beating too! I also need you to ravage me..."

Having seen the previous example, another expert fell to his knees. He looked at Nie Yun with a pleading expression, his voice a sorrowful cry, as if he would weep himself to death on the spot if Nie Yun refused to slap him.

It was none other than His Majesty Longxi of the Divine Heaven Empire. His current strength was the lowest among the group, and he was the most deeply poisoned. The venom rampaging through his body made his life a living hell, and he had long since passed his breaking point.

"When I cure others, I get poisoned myself. I’m already quite poisoned now, so I really can’t help..." Nie Yun shook his head.

"Your Majesty Nie Yun, this is my Divine Heaven Empire’s most precious treasure! Please, take it! I beg you, for the sake of us both being sovereigns of an empire, slap me once! Ravage me once!"

His Majesty Longxi hastily placed the treasure he carried in front of Nie Yun and continued to beg bitterly. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to Qidian.com to vote with recommendation and monthly tickets. Your support is my greatest motivation.)

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