Chapter 2274 - 2272: Just Kidding (Second Update)

Chapter 2274: Chapter 2272: Just Kidding (Second Update)

"Quit messing around! Getting the serious stuff done comes first." Zhang Xiaohao said.

"I don’t believe it. Don’t tell me you don’t want it in your heart?" Long Xian’er said with a coquettish smile.

She stretched out her right hand, reached toward Xiao Zhang Xiaohao, and grabbed it hard in her hand.

"Oh! Quit it! We still have serious business to do." Zhang Xiaohao said, feeling damn good.

"Call me ’big sis’, and I’ll let you fly!" Long Xian’er blinked playfully.

Zhang Xiaohao acted like he hadn’t heard a thing, turned his head away, and smoked his Big Panda. Streams of smoke puffed out from his mouth.

Competing in endurance, you think I’d be scared of you?

Someone just said earlier, when the Ancient Poison Dragon clan has just broken through a realm, that’s when the bang-bang is at its fiercest. I don’t believe you can hold out longer than me.

"Not calling? Then I won’t give it to you!" Long Xian’er said.

She flicked her right hand, and the clothes on Xiao Zhang Xiaohao instantly flew up. He raised his head and puffed out his chest, greeting her proudly.

Long Xian’er wasn’t shy at all. Over this period, even she herself couldn’t remember how many times she and Zhang Xiaohao had sky-thunder-hooked-earth-fire. Every part of Zhang Xiaohao’s body she was familiar with, familiar all the way down into the bone marrow.

Her jade-like hand rolled up and down, just like Zhao Zilong at Changban Slope rescuing Ah Dou, killing his way in and out seven times over.

"Calling me big sis or not?" Long Xian’er kept asking.

"Not calling!" Zhang Xiaohao said very seriously.

"You said it yourself! Don’t you dare regret it later!" Long Xian’er let out an evil grin.

Then she knelt down, parted her tender, enticing red lips, and leaned toward Xiao Zhang Xiaohao.

"Calling or not?" Long Xian’er asked again.

"Not calling!" Zhang Xiaohao said solemnly.

"Hehe!" Long Xian’er giggled, then went back to work.

A few minutes later.

Long Xian’er noticed Zhang Xiaohao’s reaction getting more and more intense, his body straightening like a drawn bow, staring at her burning hot.

She rose from the ground and went to sit on the bed.

"I’m going to sleep. If you don’t call me big sis, you’re not allowed to come over!" Long Xian’er said.

With that, she just lay down on the bed and started sleeping.

"Fuck! I can’t hold it anymore!" Zhang Xiaohao growled low.

Like a starving tiger pouncing on its prey, he lunged over ferociously.

"Call me big sis!" Long Xian’er said again.

"Big sis!" Zhang Xiaohao said through gritted teeth.

Then he viciously blew the battle horn. His overpowered moves burst forth, blasting toward Long Xian’er.

Half an hour later.

"Admit you were wrong or not?" Zhang Xiaohao asked.

"I wasn’t wrong!" Long Xian’er said.

"Not wrong, huh? Then play by yourself." Zhang Xiaohao stopped what his hands were doing.

"Ah! Don’t! I was wrong! Zhang Xiaohao, keep going! I really was wrong!" Long Xian’er hurriedly changed her tune.

"Hahaha—! You little brat, with that level you still wanna fight me? You’re still a bit too green!" Zhang Xiaohao said proudly.

After a full combo of punches, Long Xian’er started begging for mercy again.

Zhang Xiaohao was already used to it. Long Xian’er was just like this, tossing out all sorts of cheeky lines to rile him up.

Thirty-six Heavenly Gang moves, paired with seventy-two transformations, slaughtered Long Xian’er till she was howling like a ghost. Luckily, the area was shrouded by the Reincarnation Law, so no matter how Long Xian’er screamed, the sound never got out.

Three days later.

Roar!

With a low roar from Zhang Xiaohao, the intense battle finally came to a halt.

Zhang Xiaohao sat lazily on the bed, puffing away in a cloud of smoke.

A cigarette after the bang-bang—he wouldn’t trade it even with an immortal.

"Zhang Xiaohao, you’re a damn beast! I told you to slow down a bit, can’t you just slow down a bit?" Long Xian’er said weakly.

"That’s what you get for provoking me! Next time, we’ll see if you still dare to tease me." Zhang Xiaohao exhaled a mouthful of smoke in triumph.

"Hmph! Once your big sis has recovered, I’m definitely taking the field back." Long Xian’er said seriously.

"Don’t just lie there spacing out! I’m starving. I’ve fought with you for three days, my stomach’s long been empty. I want drinks and barbecue! And a Beijing roast duck."

"That can be arranged!" Zhang Xiaohao chuckled.

He flicked his right hand, and nature’s spiritual energy around them actively condensed into a square table in front of him.

Zhang Xiaohao took out some food from the Shennong Ring and laid it on the table, along with all kinds of drinks and red wine, grape wine, and so on.

"I really don’t know how your brain grows, to be able to make so many delicious things." Long Xian’er said earnestly.

She circulated her Cultivation Technique, sending Spiritual Power surging into her weak limbs and hundred meridians. After a dozen breaths, all the energy she’d spent was completely recovered.

Long Xian’er sat up, grabbed a bottle of dark drink, and started chugging.

After finishing a bottle, her two white, smooth jade hands grabbed, seizing a big handful of skewers, and she started wolfing them down.

Zhang Xiaohao smiled, smoking as he watched Long Xian’er.

Long Xian’er was different from other women. When she ate, she wasn’t quiet and dainty like other girls—she ate in big mouthfuls, yet there was a kind of beauty to it.

"What are you looking at?" Long Xian’er asked.

"Nothing much." Zhang Xiaohao smiled.

He flicked his finger to put out the cigarette butt, picked up a bottle of ’82 Lafite red wine, opened it, and started eating and drinking.

Two hours later.

The two of them were full and satisfied; everything that needed doing had been done once over.

"Let’s go." Zhang Xiaohao called.

"Mm." Long Xian’er responded.

Zhang Xiaohao grabbed her body, activated his Space Law Talent, and the two of them flashed, directly slipping into the void.

After one two hours.

Zhang Xiaohao and Long Xian’er appeared behind more than a dozen Unification Realm True Spirits.

Right then, these True Spirits were under attacks from the surrounding Heavenly Demons beyond the domain, throwing out all sorts of trump cards, yet still in extreme danger. The defensive artifacts on their bodies had all been blasted apart, and even their protective spiritual glow was shaken to the verge of collapse, looking like it could fail at any moment.

"Great Celestial Stars Fist!" Zhang Xiaohao let out a low roar.

His Peak of Divinity Transformation cultivation fully circulated, countless power of the stars gathered on his fist. In the next instant, a strand of golden flame emerged on his fist—that was the World-purifying Heavenly Fire. The moment the World-purifying Heavenly Fire appeared, a terrifying heat radiated out from it.

After devouring that wisp of origin flame from the True Immortal Realm, as Zhang Xiaohao’s cultivation rose, the power of the World-purifying Heavenly Fire was no longer what it used to be—at least thirty times stronger than before.

"Suppress them for me!" Zhang Xiaohao said.

His fist flipped fiercely, terrifying fist force erupted from his knuckles, enveloping all the dozen-plus Unification Realm Cultivators present, and domineeringly blasted toward them.

These people, although they felt the fatal danger coming from behind, under the attacks of the Heavenly Demons, were already spent bows—artifacts exhausted, trump cards all used. They simply had no strength left to resist Zhang Xiaohao’s terrifying Divine Skills, and could only watch helplessly as his terrifying Divine Skills came crashing down on them.