Chapter 280: Making a Cat Write a Review? The Dog Content Is Insanely High

Chapter 280: Chapter 280: Making a Cat Write a Review? The Dog Content Is Insanely High

"Mom, uh... I just got a last-minute notice. I have to work overtime on a report, so I can’t talk right now!"

"As for the girlfriend thing, let’s talk about it later. There’s no rush!"

"Um... You and Dad are on a business trip, so be safe, okay?"

"Gotta go. Bye-bye~"

Gu Yizhou finished speaking and immediately hung up the video call without waiting for his mom to reply...

DING—

On the other end of the line, Chen Dongmei watched Gu Yizhou’s image disappear from her phone screen.

She had already guessed that Gu Yizhou’s excuse about hanging up for work was most likely a bluff.

But she parted her lips, and in the end, said nothing at all.

’After all, at least the boy is willing to date now. And it’s so rare to find a girl he’s gotten close to—one he’s actually interested in himself.’

’Although her being a CEO sounds a bit intimidating.’

’But just as Gu Yizhou said, he’s actually very outstanding himself.’

’Indeed!’

Although Chen Dongmei always acted like she looked down on her son, she had to admit he was truly exceptional.

How else could he have caught the attention of his CEO, and even made her like him!

Chen Dongmei shook her head, then put down her phone and began organizing her research materials.

...

"Phew..."

After putting down his phone, Gu Yizhou muttered to himself, "Finally bluffed my way through that."

"Hm?"

Gu Yizhou saw the cat staring at him and asked, confused, "Xiaobai, why are you staring at Daddy with such wide eyes?"

"Meow~!" 𝒻𝑟ℯℯ

Snapped back to her senses by his voice, Yan Luoxi couldn’t help but roll her eyes and meow irritably at him.

’Dog man.’

’All he thinks about all day is being my daddy. What’s his deal?!’

’Just wait until I take you home. If you dare say that in front of my dad, then I’ll really be impressed!’

’Seriously!’

Yan Luoxi cursed inwardly.

Just as she was cursing him out in her head, Gu Yizhou said, "Xiaobai, come on, let’s play fetch!"

’So childish!’

’I’m not fetching!’

’Hmph!’

Yan Luoxi snorted, then turned and walked to the other end of the sofa without a second glance.

’Dog man.’

’Just see if I pay you any attention!’

"Uh..."

Seeing Xiaobai turn away without the slightest hesitation, Gu Yizhou looked awkward.

"Fine, fine, fine!"

"If you don’t want to play, we won’t play!"

"Stingy cat!"

Gu Yizhou awkwardly retracted his hand and said helplessly.

’Forget it!’

’I’ll go take a shower first.’

Gu Yizhou thought for a moment, deciding to take a shower first so he could crawl into bed afterward.

No sooner said than done.

Gu Yizhou got up from the sofa and headed to his room to get ready for a shower.

Yan Luoxi was curled up on the sofa, a blanket draped over her.

It was very comfortable.

...

「Twenty-something minutes later.」

Gu Yizhou came out of the bathroom after his shower. Because the weather was rather cold, he now made a habit of blow-drying his hair in the bathroom before coming out to avoid catching a cold.

After all, it was easy to catch a cold in this kind of weather.

Although he was very confident in his current physical constitution, he’d rather not go through the trouble if he could avoid it!

After casually tossing his clothes into the washing machine and pressing the start button, Gu Yizhou walked over to the sofa and scooped Yan Luoxi up in one go.

"Xiaobai, let’s go. The daily ’Love Your Master’ ideological education session has begun!"

With that, he carried her back to the bedroom.

First, he placed the kitty on the bed. Then, Gu Yizhou grabbed the tablet from the nightstand and got into bed himself.

After lying down, he placed Yan Luoxi on his stomach. He reached out and poked the cat’s little pinkish-white nose. Then, while Yan Luoxi couldn’t stop rolling her eyes, he spouted nonsense with a perfectly straight face, "Ahem... today’s movie tells the story of the short yet long life between a cat and its master. You need to watch carefully. After it’s over, remember to write a movie review of at least five hundred words for me!"

"..."

Yan Luoxi was expressionless.

She had been hearing a lot of Gu Yizhou’s dog-talk lately.

But the dog-content this time was especially high!

’What a psycho!’

’You’re asking a cat to write a movie review?’

She had no desire to deal with this damn dog-man.

Of course, Gu Yizhou was oblivious to Yan Luoxi’s silent complaints.

Gu Yizhou held her with one arm and propped up the tablet with the other.

Soon, the movie began.

"Xiaobai, watch carefully. Learn from how other cats treat their masters."

Gu Yizhou stroked Yan Luoxi’s little head and said with a smile.

"Meow~!"

Yan Luoxi stared at the dog man and meowed.

’I know, I know!’

’Dog man!’

’Watch carefully, watch seriously, and then go to the office tomorrow and write you a review, is that it?!’

’Seriously!’

Yan Luoxi complained silently.

...

Afterward, the man and cat began to watch the movie seriously.

The movie had been filmed not long ago.

The story it told was indeed quite similar to what Gu Yizhou had just described.

...

「A little over an hour later.」

’This...’

Watching the incredibly intelligent tabby cat on the screen, Yan Luoxi was completely stunned.

If its fur color were different, she would have thought she was looking in a mirror.

What Gu Yizhou hadn’t mentioned, however, was that at the end of the movie, the tabby cat turned into a human and started living a shameless life with its master.

’Dog man.’

’You didn’t say there would be R-rated scenes at the end!’

Yan Luoxi felt hot all over as she watched.

Actually, it wasn’t Gu Yizhou’s fault.

He himself hadn’t expected the movie to be so explicit at the end.

He scrolled to the movie’s production information and took a look.

’Uh... it’s from Japan!’

’Well, that explains it.’

’This is within the normal range!’

Gu Yizhou thought to himself.

"Ahem~"

"We’ve seen enough of the movie, let’s stop here!"

Gu Yizhou said casually.

Then he casually turned off the movie, which was still showing a passionate scene.

He glanced at the time on the tablet.

It was already past 11:50 PM, almost midnight.

It was time for bed.

He moved the kitty in his arms to one side and said, "Mm... Daddy’s going to the bathroom. Xiaobai, you wait for Daddy obediently on the bed."

With that, he got up and went to the bathroom.

Yan Luoxi’s mind was still full of the images from the movie of the human and the cat... um, those scenes.

’Waaaah...’

’This is so embarrassing!’

’It’s all this dog man’s fault.’

’How could he let me watch this kind of movie!’

’Seriously!’

’Oh, right!’

’If the dog man knew I could change from a cat back to a person, and from a person back to a cat, would he want to try it too?’

’In the future... I wouldn’t do something so perverted with the dog man, right?’

’Mhm... right!’

’No way!’

’The dog man doesn’t seem like that kind of person!’

Yan Luoxi’s thoughts ran wild.

A short while later, Gu Yizhou came back from the bathroom.

Seeing his refreshed and invigorated look, Yan Luoxi’s eyes suddenly widened!

Something suddenly occurred to her!

She looked at Gu Yizhou with a horrified expression...