Fox Has No Malicious Intent

Chapter 1142 - 1139: I Asked, the Master Said He Wants Milk Tea

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"You guys spiked drinks at Lingling Cafe..."

Ah Qing suspiciously sized up the little fox and Ah Bai, saying, "In broad daylight, completing Spiritualization directly would be hard to explain, right?"

As Ah Qing asked, a trace of doubt directly locked onto the little fox.

Lingling's Spiritualization can't turn into a fox again, can it?

"Do I really need to explain my actions?" Ansheng, squatting at the pet cafe table, scorned, but still glanced at the street outside the large window, "If someone notices, just say it's cosplay."

"What do you mean, play cosplay? Who cares? Can't I pretend to be the Sun-Devouring Divine Monarch we worship at home? Today, I felt impulsive to toss the Holy Grail, and the Divine Monarch said to go out and have some milk tea."

"Uh..."

Ah Qing's expression froze for a moment, subconsciously following the little fox's gaze outside.

On the roadside in the city, a group of JK girls were crouching by a phone booth taking pictures, with a man in a black robe, a tall hat with 'Peace Under Heaven' written on it, casually walking by behind them.

Though not common, gods like Black and White Impermanence are sometimes worshipped at home.

Xia East People worship whatever works.

During the holidays, inviting the family god outside to witness the peaceful prosperity is not uncommon in Xia Dong.

"Seems like... even if Lingling gets Spiritualized, she won't feel out of place on the street."

Ah Qing sipped her milk tea, giving the little fox a peculiar look, "In fact, it's quite fitting..."

"Woof woof woof..."

Sitting on the chair, Ah Bai wiggled his tail excitedly and looked at Master Fuli to ask.

Brother Fuli, is it done? Can the little master understand Beast Language now?

"Why the rush? In Lingling's case, we should increase the dosage. The original injection now turned into ingestion, the effect is naturally weaker." Ansheng glanced at Lingling's state, then said to Ah Bai:

"We'll wait for the right moment to add more to her bowl, and once the language plugin downloads, we can start basic communication."

"Woof..." Ah Bai nodded happily.

Only.

Just as Ah Bai called out, suddenly, still slightly dazed Qiu Lingling slapped Ah Bai's snout, a hint of doubt in her expression as she spoke:

"What inappropriate thought were you having just now?"

"Woof..." Ah Bai widened his eyes in horror, raising a paw to cover his smacked mouth, staring at the little master.

Gasp... is this for real? I just pondered probing thoughts, and got smacked.

"You were really thinking inappropriate things?" Ansheng looked at Ah Bai with a strange expression.

"Woof..." Ah Bai shook his head.

No, I was just thinking, after two more sneak attacks on the little master, I'd try saying, 'That pink leopard print lingerie you wore back in the day, it was me that knocked it off when I climbed the wall.'

See if the little master can understand.

"???

Ansheng and Ah Qing both leaned back unanimously, slowly forming a question mark.

What kind of pink leopard is that?

Pinky Panther?

"Unexpectedly, Sister Lingling has such a bold side in her attire, it rivals a Lingren."

Ah Qing muttered to herself, while the daze on Lingling didn't last long.

In Lingling's perception, she'd just drunk the coffee Huhu delivered, sat down to catch her breath, when she saw Ah Bai with a face full of mischievous intentions.

She was completely unaware that nearly twenty minutes had already slipped by.

Playing with snakes and frogs in the pet cafe, preventing two internal employee disputes, time gradually approached evening as Qiu Lingling and Ah Qing strolled and snacked on the street.

Ah Qing picked mealtime to start a livestream, leading netizens to experience the New Year's vibe.

All those who inadvertently saw the cover of the livestream were stunned.

The three rebellious immortals of the Heavenly Palace, how are they acting as DJs?

"Holy crap! In the realm of humans, is the stream's entertainment effect lacking such that they had to involve the Underworld?"

Earlier, a Black Impermanence passed by, but due to dim lights at the food festival, they weren't clearly seen, but a White Impermanence in a bright white robe was as evident as a lighthouse, and livestream viewers got a clear view.

"Here's the thing, over here, there's an ancestor worship and reunion dinner on the eve of the New Year, simply put, we start celebrating tomorrow..."

"Some folks rush to toss the Holy Grail before New Year's, asking the family god if they wish to go out for fun." Ah Qing explained to the livestream audience about the cosplayers on the street.

In a sense, this too, could be considered deity roaming.

Except they secretly take family gods out for fun, whispering, hoping to be blessed with fortune next year.

Ah Qing cheerfully talked about customs and increasingly trendy worship methods.

Taking family gods to milk tea shops, restaurants, or entertainment venues isn't unusual.

Once the Holy Grail toss is approved, the family god naturally gets to go.

And during this casual strolling.

Qiu Lingling had already led Ah Qing to the primary destination of this trip, the front of the Min Yao Bar.

Even before entering, outside the bar, stood signboards of the Great Saint, True Monarch, and Third Crown Prince.

"I usually don't visit bars, but encountering such an absurd show, I have to come see the excitement, and check if the grounding is solid..."

Qiu Lingling chuckled, facing the camera, gave a statement to the livestream viewers.

"Pfft..." Ah Qing couldn't hold back and laughed, patting Huhu on her shoulder, then followed Lingling into the bar.

While the bar hadn't started, guests were already in the dance floor and VIP booths.

The audience for the 'Immortal Party' wasn't ordinary, some in cosplay, others drinking with home-worshipped gods.

"Woof?"

Ah Bai squeezed next to Qiu Lingling, a puzzled expression on his cheeks, looked towards Master Fuli and woofed.

Brother Fuli...

Do you smell something off? Like, someone repeatedly messing with us?

Feels like we're being stealthily violated by something weird.

"Violates my ass, it's an offense!" Ansheng looked down at Ah Bai and cursed.

"Let me observe..."

Ansheng climbed from Ah Qing's shoulder, his hind legs stepping on her shoulders, arms holding her head, scanning the cosplay-filled bar, scanning the scene.

Ah Bai's sense of offense isn't hard to understand, it simply means detecting an unfamiliar Spirit Beast presence.

There's a foreign Spirit Beast sneaking onto the Spirit Beast Gang's turf, secretly spreading pheromones without respecting boundaries.

Generally, such cases lead to a showdown outside.

"Got it!"

Ansheng's sharp eyes quickly locked onto a black-skinned hottie with horns, in a woollen low-cut skirt.

"Woof!"

Ah Bai sat on the ground, making a human-like sleeve-rolling gesture, bared his teeth, and woofed a guttural warning to Master Fuli.

Point me in the right direction, Brother Fuli.

I'll go offend... I mean confront it.

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