Fox Has No Malicious Intent
Chapter 1140 - 1137: A Dog's Life Is Dull, Foxes Tame Humans
"Just go for it with confidence! Since the bar owner invited the Three Immortals to perform, they must have tossed the Holy Grail to seek permission before openly posting the posters..."
Ah Qing said confidently, assuring the little fox that after attending the Three Immortals concert, they definitely wouldn't get beaten in their dreams. Before inviting the Immortals, the bar owner must have tossed the Holy Grail to ask for the Immortals' opinion.
The Great Saint, True Monarch, and Third Crown Prince all agreed to descend to inspect the mortal world the day before the reunion dinner.
Just like when Mazu goes on a tour, people ask the Holy Grail if Mazu would like some tea.
Mazu directly replies, milk tea with three parts sugar.
The Immortals are actually very down-to-earth.
"Although it feels a bit strange, I think I should still go and familiarize myself with the process."
Ansheng said with a peculiar expression: "To prevent myself from being dazed in the future when people invite me out."
In some sense, Ansheng doesn't really believe in any Immortal Emperor, having a carefree personality.
But upon hearing Ah Qing mention the Holy Grail, Ansheng immediately thought of [Will Network]'s will entanglement.
Perhaps in the future... there might indeed be someone bringing the Holy Grail to the Fox Immortal Temple, asking if I want to make an appearance or go on a tour.
Ansheng feels that if someone invites them and the event is interesting, they shouldn't ruin the fun.
"Hehe... The people want, so the Immortals help the people get it."
Ah Qing chuckled, got up from the sofa, and ran to the dining room to inform her mom who was playing cards.
"You can go, but remember, don't touch any food or drink that's been out of sight."
"If a stranger offers a toast, politely refuse. If they persist, slap them with thirty percent force." Chen Peipei listened to Ah Qing's evening plans, glanced at the excited Ah Qing, and only reminded her to stay safe.
As for drinking, Chen Peipei was too lazy to even mention it.
Based on her understanding of Ah Qing's personality, Ah Qing would naturally be moderate upon seeing the drink prices.
"Bringing Master Fuli to a filthy place, the wine, wealth, and emotions there shouldn't erode Master Fuli's spirit, right?"
Sitting next to Chen Peipei, Yu Zhenghong, nibbling on a piece of fruit, pondered seriously and asked.
"No, the little fox goes more often than I do, and knows several club proprietresses."
Ah Qing responded instinctively.
"Oh..."
Yu Zhenghong nodded subconsciously, but when he realized what Ah Qing had said, it was too late, and he could only widen his eyes, uttering a "?": "Huh!?"
"Master Fuli... still enjoys this, right?" Yu Zhenghong muttered in confusion: "Then last time, we took Master Fuli to a foot bath, why did he have a dark face?"
"No need to think, the therapist must be lacking." Ah Qing's aunt, Yu Jingwen, casually remarked.
"Makes sense!" Yu Zhenghong was taken aback and immediately regretted it, saying: "Next time, when we go for a foot bath, we'll let Master Fuli choose first!"
Old Deng's words surprised everyone, but after thinking it over, they felt... there was seemingly no issue.
The whole family returned to the card table and continued playing, though Master Fuli was forbidden from approaching within three meters of the table.
"Mom, Dad, Uncle, Aunt, we're heading out, no need to prepare our dinner tonight..."
Ah Qing slung a small backpack over one shoulder, picked up the little fox lounging on the sofa, placed it on her shoulder as a counterweight, greeted them, and joyfully changed her shoes to leave.
Just.
When Ah Qing opened up the ride-hailing platform, she instantly became displeased with the promotional prices.
15 minutes ride, it cost 32.
Enough for the little fox to buy half a month's worth of eggs.
But thinking about how the driving service is even more expensive, Ah Qing reluctantly hailed a ride to head to the Gulou District's city center.
The streets were exceptionally lively, crowded with people pushing and squeezing in front of the shops.
Along the river, you could see people setting off fireworks and families holding sky rockets.
"By the way, do you need to buy anything? After today, the stores will basically be closed."
"Before the Lantern Festival, you won't be able to reach the owners." Ah Qing got out of the ride-hailing vehicle, thought of something, and asked the little fox on her shoulder.
"I shouldn't need anything, right? We've already bought cola, chips, jerky, and red envelopes." Ansheng thought for a moment.
"That's good then..."
Ah Qing nodded, following the Weixin shared location to a pet café.
Qiu Lingling sat in front of the pet café, with Ah Bai sitting next to Lingling on a chair, looking troubled and resting quietly on Qiu Lingling's lap like a blanket.
"Hey? What happened to Ah Bai's snout?"
As soon as Ah Qing walked in, she was surprised to see Ah Bai's visibly crooked snout.
"I slapped it."
Qiu Lingling patted Ah Bai's dog head and complained to Ah Qing: "Lately, I don't know where this lunatic came from, always throwing unused syringes near our stall."
"This silly Ah Bai gets fooled every time and brings the syringes home, without worrying about catching some dirty disease."
"Woof..."
Ah Bai's eyes brimmed with tears, looking at Brother Fuli and Ah Qing with a pitiful whimper.
Can't inject...... The syringes couldn't penetrate; the owner's defense was impeccable.
Even if deeply asleep, they can slap themselves hard in the dream.
"......"
Ansheng and Ah Qing exchanged a glance, each displaying a peculiar expression toward Ah Bai.
"Ah Bai says it smelled something strange on those syringes and wanted to tell you."
"But instead, you suplexed it, almost ending its dog life, it says you bit it, and now it urgently needs a mad dog vaccine."
Ah Qing said with a subtle expression, translating Ah Bai's words a bit diplomatically.
"Don't listen to its nonsense! I suplexed it onto the bed and afterward, this stupid dog tricked me into buying two skewers of chicken kidney and three skewers of chicken rumps to pacify it..."
Qiu Lingling rolled her eyes, recounting how hard it was to appease the dog after teaching it a lesson.
"Let's not talk about Ah Bai for now, little fox, come here to Aunt Lingling and let me warm you up..."
Qiu Lingling laughed mischievously, picked up the little fox from Ah Qing's shoulder, pressed it against her stomach with both hands and said with enjoyment:
"Regarding smoothness, Huhu is the best. The nickname 'Warm Hand Fox' isn't wrong at all."
"Let's go! Let's see what to drink inside, the lizards, turtles, crocodiles in the shop are all old acquaintances, when we go inside, act arrogant, don't seem too unfamiliar..."
The pinecone lizard and leopard tortoise in the pet café were bred by Chen Zhiyu's pet store.
In a certain sense, Ah Qing had stroked their parents before, so technically she's considered an auntie.
"Woof..."
As they reached the booth, Ah Qing and Qiu Lingling went to choose girls in the reptile box. Sitting on the seat, Ah Bai lifted its back leg, turned its head, and dug into its long fur to pull out a syringe.
Ah Bai pushed the syringe in front of Master Fuli, with a sullen face saying: "Woof, woof woof..."
My dog life is boring, so I have to rely on Brother Fuli personally to discipline humans...
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