Fox Has No Malicious Intent

Chapter 1132 - 1129: I Wonder If I Can Dig It Out

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"What you're saying makes sense, but how the hell is this something a living creature can do?"

Li Wenkang was silent for a moment before finally speaking, squeezing out a curse at Shasha.

Granted, back when they were besieging the King of the Universe, he'd already seen Genetic Assimilation and transformation in action—everything turning to red earth, like a Drought Demon descending into the world.

But the King of the Universe is a creature from the First Epoch, born with a bit of built‑in "Mysticism" tech. That's normal—otherwise how would it qualify as the [Old Zongzi] on Blue Star?

Master Fuli, on the other hand, is bona fide modern biology, and even if it's only theoretically reasonable—

Anyone who sees that whip swinging down, slamming into the rainforest soil, the entire area's ground liquefying, tens of thousands of tons of dirt and gravel flipping up, becoming one inverted mountain after another crashing down—would be struck speechless.

That's basically the kind of thing Erlang God's Mountain-Chasing Whip magic treasure does in the myths, right?

"That's what Surface-level Creatures are like. Every single one of them has the power to wreak havoc on Blue Star, more dangerous than natural disasters....."

"But that's also the product of our spending over a hundred million years evolving from single cells all the way to interstellar tech."

Seeing the abilities Master Fuli was putting on display, Shasha spoke to Li Wenkang with a proud look on her face.

A month of Master Fuli's effort has earned him bio‑tech that took the First Epoch thousands of years to develop.

If the [Life Blueprint System] can't even do this much, what's the point of talking about star‑domain warfare? We'd have been pinned to the ground and rubbed back and forth by aliens ages ago.

"What you're saying makes sense, but… for humans, this is still a bit over the top."

"For a fox though, it's not that surprising."

Li Wenkang clicked his tongue twice, then shook his head lightly and led Shasha toward the Heaven-Overturning Earth-Turning Island.

Li Wenkang and Shasha were already at the very edge of the Deserted Island, standing on the reef, watching the entire battle via sky satellites and military terminals.

The whole island had been plowed over once. The soil underfoot felt no different from a soufflé cake base.

When Li Wenkang and Shasha clambered over ridges and hills and arrived at Master Fuli's location—

They saw Master Fuli had turned back into a fox, standing upright on a patch of rock so smooth it was reflective, arms folded across his chest, as if mulling something over.

"Run into something upsetting? Why the long face—don't tell me the King of the Universe escaped?"

Li Wenkang made a teasing remark, then sprang down from a ledge more than ten meters up, landing on the rock and smiling at Master Fuli in greeting.

"If you just want some fun, I only need to turn off airplane mode. Then we can sit here together and watch a completely tilt‑raged foreigner unleash the Great Wilderness Heaven-Imprisoning Finger."

Ansheng rolled his eyes and said:

"How could the King of the Universe possibly get away? I'm still holding it by the throat right now!"

"I just thought of something. Like, if aliens did show up at the door and we couldn't hold them off… could I dig Xia Country out from its tectonic plate and take the whole nation and all the people and bail..."

"?"

Hearing Master Fuli casually toss that out, Li Wenkang slowly formed a mental question mark.

"You're serious? Aliens showing up at the door?" Li Wenkang stared at the little fox, stunned.

"Serious my ass, I said 'hypothetically.' Can't you let a fox have some divergent thinking and imagination?" Ansheng cursed at Li Wenkang, annoyed.

After that Mountain-Chasing fox tail whip landed, seeing the entire area's ground rolling in that grand spectacle—

Ansheng couldn't help wondering whether that kind of power could be applied to a whole continent.

If it's workable, then someday when he wants to go on an interstellar vacation, when he's packing up, could he just bundle the whole hometown along and pry out all of Xia Country?

As for… Old Li saying aliens are coming—

That kind of thing is unlikely. First off, the First Epoch already plowed the whole star system; any alien that could still squeak has long been refined into cozy little gene modules.

And even if by some tiny chance that did happen, the Invisible Tree Old Mother is still bracing herself out in the void.

If aliens land, the "landlord" will greet them. Two [Cosmic Level] starters will clamp in to receive them.

Those aliens would be blessed as hell.

"Anyway, talking about airplane mode reminded me—just now when I was plowing the ground, a ton of metal parts got flipped out of the underground...."

Ansheng gave Li Wenkang a strange look and said, "Looks like there's a blacked‑out factory down there. So whose plant did we just demolish? We can't just leave it at that."

"I personally do the demolition, and they don't show some respect by paying me tens of thousands in demolition fees—does that sit right with you? I, I, am at least an international superstar fox."

When it comes to the Landlord of Longevity, Ansheng strictly follows the [God's Whip Theory] proposed by Professor Wu.

Never mind right or wrong, I just ask: am I strong enough?

The less reasonable he is, the more polite and gentlemanly the other side behaves; the moment he tries to be reasonable, the enemy wants to climb up and stomp on his face.

Therefore.

Ansheng felt that demolishing their factory absolutely could not be treated like nothing happened; he still needed to demand compensation.

"Ah Mei's Family. In the past, this place mainly produced Life-extending Potion to sell in Asia." Li Wenkang looked at Master Fuli and said, "When I took annual leave to go home last time, they ambushed our convoy....."

"You want to have a talk with them? I'm guessing they've got dozens of phones all trying to call me non‑stop."

The ship carrying the annual leave crew was only one, but there were several vessels carrying Spiritual Particle Metal.

But the Tropical Continent incident blew up too big; Master Fuli, together with some unknown creature, sank a nuclear submarine, and everyone in the know is too scared to make a peep, all playing dead.

Still—

Li Wenkang did move the goods out, and the ship didn't have Master Fuli or the unknown creature aboard.

The free high seas are the pirates' playground.

"No need to answer the phone for now. I'll straighten out the King of the Universe's brain circuits first, then we can talk feelings with them later."

Ansheng waved his hand, turned his gaze back to the jade-like rock layer, locking on a spot half a meter in front of him.

Li Wenkang and Shasha picked up on something, curiosity showing on their faces as they looked toward the space in front of Master Fuli.

"Crack crack....."

A faint cracking sound came, and a dust‑covered arm punched through the rock layer, slapping heavily onto the ground, the joints of its fingers turning faintly white from sheer force.

"Bang——"

The King of the Universe thrust both arms out, braced itself on the ground, and forced its upper body up and out.

It had just poked its head out when it saw a fluffy white wall pressed right up against its face.

"Hand."

Master Fuli looked at the King of the Universe and extended his fox paw.

The King of the Universe froze, hesitating, glancing at Master Fuli.

But in that tiny moment of hesitation, Master Fuli showed no mercy and hammered a fist straight down onto its crown.

"Boom——"

With that one punch from Master Fuli, the hundred‑meter circle of jade rock with the King of the Universe at its center cracked and sank, the entire jade bed shuddering, and the King of the Universe dropped straight into deeper abyssal layers.

A moment later.

The King of the Universe surfaced again, but this time it didn't climb all the way out. It just clawed the edge of the pit, sneakily poking out half a head, a pair of clear, bright eyes looking up pitifully at Master Fuli.

"Hand," Master Fuli said.

"Hand." The King of the Universe extended its hand.

"Now that's more like it!"

Ansheng nodded hard, shook its little hand, and said, "Shasha, throw some clothes on it, or people will say I'm bullying the weak."

"Oh..."

Shasha's expression went odd at that, but she still trotted over to the King of the Universe and raised her hand, ready to coat it in a layer of bio‑woven clothing. As she did, she spoke in the official language the Blue Life race used back when they were on Blue Star.

"Ehh, ugh..." The King of the Universe pulled a disgusted face at her words, craning its neck to get away from Shasha's embrace, pinching its nose and fanning the air.

"Motherfucker! Say that again!"

Shasha froze for a second, then burst out cursing in fury, and the two of them immediately started scrapping on the rock ground.

"They… look like they're fighting?" Li Wenkang said, face twitching, glancing at Master Fuli.

"That much is obvious...." Ansheng's mouth twitched. "Question is—anyone got time to translate what they're saying?"

"Urgent..."

Right now, Ansheng suddenly understood that line Momo keeps using: "Ah Qing, what did the little fox just say."

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