Chapter 270: Yandere Radar

Chapter 270: 270: Yandere Radar

It was bitterly ironic. The God of Mischief and Trickery himself had been outsmarted by a bunch of youngsters and had his strongest tool stolen right from under his nose.

Vali, whom everyone thought was nothing more than a battle maniac, had used that reputation to deceive him. He lured Loki into attacking the Three Factions, promised to fight alongside him, then used the opportunity to steal Fenrir from him.

"Daft cunt!"

Unfortunately for Loki, losing Fenrir was the last thing he should have been worried about right now, because surrounding him were ten furious yanderes ready to show him the true meaning of pain. Aika cracked her knuckles with a menacing grin.

"I’ll rip the screams out of your throat one by one."

Honestly, they had to thank the Vali team for stealing Fenrir away. In this entire fight, that stupid overgrown wolf had been the biggest threat by far. One good bite from that thing and it was game over. They all had to be extremely wary of even a single scratch from it.

In comparison, Loki was much more manageable. Even though the God of Mischief far outclassed any of the yanderes individually, they could still handle him if they worked together.

And really, for a God, he wasn’t nearly as impressive as they had imagined.

"..." Loki’s face was dark, darker than your cringiest memories. After suffering one blow after another, he silently pointed at Aika and immediately fired a light green beam at her. He didn’t utter another word.

At this moment, Loki finally turned serious. He decided he would kill these crazy women and rid the world of these ten walking menaces. As for that Ragnarok he had been loudly clamoring about earlier, he could think about it later. First, he needed to get his son back.

Swoosh!

Aika, thanks to her Observation Haki, easily anticipated the attack. She casually tilted her head to the side as the light green beam shot past her left cheek, missing her by inches.

The beam continued into the distance before exploding violently, turning the empty space into a massive dome-shaped green explosion that sent intense shockwaves ripping through the area. The powerful gusts of wind caused everyone’s clothes to flutter.

"Kill him!" Rias said in a low, icy voice.

Almost instantly, the space around Loki lit up with countless glowing magic circles. Every kind of attack imaginable was conjured into existence at once; Fire Dragon Magic, Water Magic, powerful Destruction spells, Holy Power, and more, raining down upon Loki from every direction.

Loki stretched both of his arms wide and activated a vast array of defensive magic circles that completely enveloped his body.

BOOM! BOOM!

Rumble! Rumble!

Dozens of explosions erupted simultaneously. If even one of those attacks had landed on Kuoh Town, it would have likely erased not only the town itself but the entirety of Japan in an instant.

When the explosions subsided and the dust settled, Loki reappeared completely unharmed. However, his expression had grown even darker. The defensive magic circles surrounding him were now covered in countless cracks, all of them on the verge of shattering.

Bang!

Suddenly, a thick blue beam of light descended from the sky out of nowhere. When the blinding light finally faded, a massive hammer lay embedded in the ground.

"...Mjölnir! No, it’s a replica? Even so, sending such a dangerous weapon over here. Damn Odin, does he want to make the meeting succeed that badly!?" Loki’s eyes twitched at the sight of the hammer.

He seemed more furious that Odin had sent the hammer away than by the fact that it was here now.

...

"Sorry, everyone. I am late," Odin said as he stepped out of a teleportation magic circle. He stroked his long beard with a weary smile on his face and spoke in an apologetic tone.

"Oh, Rossweisse," Odin noticed her standing quietly in a corner of the room and called out to her. When he had left earlier, she was still unconscious after passing out for no apparent reason. But now that he called her name, she didn’t respond at all.

She was staring in a certain direction with a completely dazed, lovestruck look on her face. Odin followed her line of sight and saw her gazing at Yusuke. A look of realization dawned on the old god’s face, and he broke into a lecherous grin.

’Oh-ho! It seems my forever-single Valkyrie has finally found her love. About time!’

"You are indeed late, old man. It seems we no longer need your hammer after all," Azazel said with a loud, sarcastic laugh.

"Oh? Is that so?" When Odin glanced at the screen, he was surprised to see Loki being pushed back by the ten yanderes, while Fenrir, the wolf that even he was wary of, was nowhere to be seen.

"Tell me what happened."

Azazel and Sirzechs proceeded to explain the situation to him.

While the leaders of the three factions and Odin were busy talking, Yusuke was receiving treatment that anyone would be insanely envious of. Grayfia, Serafall, and Eleonora were all massaging his shoulders and scalp at the same time. He lay there like an absolute king on his throne.

At first, he had been worried that Rias and the others might get injured by Fenrir, so he stayed ready to teleport in at any moment. But after seeing how well they were performing, which honestly exceeded his expectations, and with Fenrir now gone, he finally allowed himself to relax and enjoy the massage.

Milf massage really was on another level. Yusuke felt so relaxed he nearly let out an embarrassing moan. He squinted his eyes in bliss and spoke to B2.

’Hey, Bit... B2. Give me my rewards.’

[You were about to say it again! Damn you! I am not a bitch, you bastard!] B2 answered with a loud, cursing voice full of rage.

’I didn’t. Don’t slander me,’ Yusuke denied with a perfectly straight face and calm tone. ’It must be your imagination.’

[Hmph! Just you wait!] B2 hmphed like a flat chested, twin tailed blonde tsundere.

[Processing the rewards...]

[Rewards: Random Item, 4 skill points.]

’Four more Skill Points. That makes twenty one.’ Yusuke felt pleased seeing his Skill Points continue to pile up. Although he rarely used them, they were still incredibly useful. That said, he would have preferred receiving Stat Points instead.

The last time he used his skill points was during his fight against Sirzechs. Back then, he had pumped both Observation Haki and Fire Dragon Slayer Magic straight to max level Lv10.

Yusuke preferred saving his skill points until his skills reached a high enough level naturally. Only then did it feel truly worth it to dump them in rather than spending a long time grinding. It was the ultimate power gamer strategy.

And his investment had more or less paid off. After months of training, many of the skills that had originally been only Lv1 had already risen to respectable levels.

This was how his skills looked now:

Healing Touch Lv8.

Swordsmanship Lv8.

No Plan B (Max).

Milk Shower Lv8.

D-Cure Lv1.

Inventory (Max).

Observation Haki Lv10.

Armament Haki Lv7.

Demonic Power Lv7.

Size Scouter Lv3.

Tea ceremony Lv2.

Fire Dragon Slayer Magic Lv10.

Light Power Lv5.

Water Affinity Lv7.

Hand to hand combat Lv8.

Ruler’s Authority Lv3.

Kamehameha Lv2.

Creation Lv3.

Instant Transmission Lv3.

Size Modification Lv5.

Ascendant Form (Max).

Youjutsu Lv4.

Senjutsu Lv4.

Immortality Lv5.

Bird Control Lv2.

Secrets of the Natural World Lv5.

Elemental Magic Lv6.

Holy Lightning Lv5.

Magic Control Lv8.

Destruction Lv6.

Acting Skill Lv2.

Skill points available: 21.

There were a few things he had noticed during his training. For example, once a skill reached Lv8, leveling it up became vastly more difficult than before. Most of the skills he had raised purely through training had become stuck at Lv8.

He was planning to use his Skill Points to raise them to Lv10 later.

Unfortunately for him, he had so many skills now that it was still difficult to train them all within his limited time. After all, besides training, he still had to live his life, spend time with his yandere harem, which was honestly the best part of his day, and deal with the random yanderes who never seemed to stop appearing.

Being the main character was exhausting.

’Wait... what was that just now?’ he suddenly thought. He felt as if he had just realized something important, but the thought slipped away almost instantly.

It wasn’t like he was the main character of some stupid harem story, right?

Ridiculous! Absolutely ridiculous! That would be even more ridiculous than Ophis turning out to be a woman!

’Open the Random Item,’ Yusuke glanced at the reward and ordered B2.

A spinning gacha wheel appeared in front of him, displaying all sorts of items. Yusuke was no longer naive enough to believe he could get mythical treasures like the Dragon Balls, the Holy Grail, Avalon, or the Sky Poison Pearl.

The wheel spun for a short while before coming to a stop on a deep pinkish red device.

[Congratulations! You have obtained the Yandere Radar!]

[Yandere Radar: A magical radar that allows its user to locate and communicate with yanderes, ignoring the concept of distance.

Note: Only Yusuke Aoki can use this radar.]

’Yandere Radar? Dafuq? Are my women Dragon Balls that need to be collected now?’ Yusuke’s brows twitched when he saw the reward.

At first, it didn’t seem particularly useful to him. However, after asking B2 about its functions, he learned that the word ’communication’ meant more than he had initially assumed. Not only could he initiate communication with registered yanderes, but they could also contact him through it, regardless of the distance between them, as long as he had registered them first.

Still, to Yusuke, this reward was rather underwhelming. He had honestly hoped to get something more useful.

One thing he had noticed was that the rewards he had been receiving recently were somewhat less impressive than before. Back when he met Rias, Grayfia, or Akeno, the rewards had been much juicier. Those generous Skill Points and Stat Points had been satisfying just to look at.

’Well, it is what it is.’ In the end, Yusuke simply shrugged. To him, the greatest reward was Griselda herself. Another yandere meant another beautiful woman who loved him with all her heart.

...

PS: You can also check out my other fanfic: Dead Girls Chat Group

...

If you’d like to support me and read Chapters in advance, feel free to check out my Patreon:

/ImmortalCockroach

Discord link for illustrations: .gg/WtF6XTgefR