Chapter 115: Explosive Twists

Inside the hideout, Yu Zhiye rolled himself over and spat out a mouthful of sand. “Pei! Ptooey! Fack this!”

Recalling how close he was from meeting death, Yu Zhiye still felt his scalp tingle.

“They really can’t let me fish in peace, huh? Even sending a bomb to stop me!”

Like holy heck. He took out a nobody yesterday and they sent a kamikaze today? Crazy!

Wait… perhaps they didn’t even know about this.

That invisibility guy… was he a creeper that infiltrated the enemy team’s mix like that Han Duri?

Uwah… how terrifying… terrifyingly unlucky!

Like seriously! What are the chances that the cannon fodder sent to die turn out to be a monster in disguise? What about a monster that turns out to be a bomb with the power of invisibility?

Encountering something like this was like drawing the winning ticket of a lottery!

Like dayaaam. Thought dragging enemies into quicksand to give them a sand burial counted as playing it safe, but turns out, even this is so risky!

“No! Gotta play it even safer from now on!”

Don’t engage! Run and hide on sight! Who knows if anybody else will turn out to be suicide bombers! Can’t guarantee he’ll always rush into his safehouse on time!

Even this time, he was almost too late! Too dangerous! One mistake or a step too slow and it’s game over!

So why risk it?

Better to avoid battle and play slice-of-life until his slave army grows strong enough to conquer the world for him!

Yu Zhiye firmly decided to follow the Senior Brother Turtle template from now on, but just when he wanted to stick his head out of his shell to take a look at the world outside…

“Um?” Yu Zhiye blankly stared at the stone archway that was now missing the usual magical-purple whirlpool.

NANIIII?! The portal… disappeared?!

Hold up. If the portal’s gone…

Yu Zhiye suddenly realized… he can’t get out?!!!

While somebody was stuck panicking inside a different dimension, back outside...

Fwoom~ Sand rained from the skies. A sandstorm completely obscured the explosion site...

Observing all this from a mountain ledge, Sasuke narrowed his eyes thoughtfully.

As expected, those two who returned from that cursed village must have a problem!

He suspected something was wrong after hearing their stories.

But even if their stories were flawless, what are the chances that they somehow survived an entire week and bypassed the very same village barrier that trapped them inside like turtles in a jar?

Not impossible, but Sasuke wasn’t taking any chances.

That’s why he sent them to test the water. Pit evil against evil.

If nothing happens, then that’s fine. He’ll have two more disposable henchman.

If they died. So be it. Even if they returned… a good duelist always has a handtrap ready.

Now things worked out perfectly. Both sides got taken out!

“Uh, aniki, what now? Do we go check to make sure they’re done for?”

Sasuke glanced at his most-trusted samurai bodyguard who was scratching his head like a clueless fool. “Baka! If they’re dead, they’re dead. If they’re not, all the more reason to stay away!”

Knowing there was nothing else to see here, Sasuke turned to leave. “Come. Let’s go. We’ve alerted the enemy today. We’ll come back once they let their guard down.”

Now that he grasped quite some intel about the foe he will deal with, the following rounds of probing could be done with his summoned monsters at night.

If the coast is clear… heh. He didn’t mind becoming their worst nightmare!

But what Sasuke didn’t notice… was that there was a nightmare staring at his back with a very creepy smile...

Over in the base at other side of the mountain.

Squeakkk~ Genta Chojirou shoved open the door to the female toilets and cackled like a lecherous villain.

“Oh Hanako-chan are you hiding in here? If I find you, you know what’s gonna happen, right? Heeheehee”

Hide and seek with a twist. This world was perfect for fulfilling many of his otaku fantasies!

“Found you!” A stall door banged open. Empty.

Chojirou wasn’t disappointed though. His beady eyes slid over to the next stall and got even more excited.

Bang! The stall door slammed open! Still empty!

That left… the last and only big stall!

Everywhere else in this store got searched. This was the last hiding spot! What comes next is some more fun punishment games!

Chojirou got hard just thinking about it! He bumbled over to the last stall and knocked on the door.

“Hanako-chan I know you’re in there. I’m coming in”

Creaaak~ Chojirou opened that door with a lecherous grin, but that grin went stiff when he saw the skinned male corpse stuffed into the toilet seat!

For a few seconds, his brain short-circuited! But panic quickly kicked in!

“Hic-HEEEKKK!!!” Screaming like a pig getting butchered, he scrambled to get out!

Yet in his panic, he stumbled and fell flat on his fat ugly face! From there, he struggled to get back up and could only crawl for the exit!

For the first time in his life, he wished he lost some of his fat so he could crawl faster!

Fortunately, the restroom door was only a short distance away.

Very soon, he scrambled up to his knees and reached for the handle!

“Open for me! Open!!!”

After struggling for a few seconds, he finally pulled open the door and fell back on his fat ass!

Just when he wanted to rush out, he realized… there was a naked girl blocking the doorway!

“EEEEKK!!!” Chojirou screamed again and was almost scared out of his wits! But recognition quickly kicked in and he stuttered, “H-Hanako-chan?”

Hanako stared down at the pig soiling the floor and cracked a creepy, creepy smile. “You saw it~ didn’t you?”