Chapter 1209: Life Is Tough for a Single Dog in the Zhao Family

Chapter 1209: Chapter 1209: Life Is Tough for a Single Dog in the Zhao Family

"Third Uncle, in your life, have you ever risked your life for someone?" The little guy asked with a voice full of weariness and melancholy.

Zhao Guoxian: "..."

What the heck!

Fortunately, Zhao Gushen and Ye Fei had been trained by the little guy for a long time.

Both of them had seen the world.

Upon hearing the little guy’s question, neither of them was surprised, and they remained immersed in their own little world.

Anyway, now that Zhao Guoxian was here, they could just hand the little guy over to him.

Both of them felt relaxed and carefree.

But Zhao Guoxian was apparently not as relaxed and carefree.

He pondered over the little guy’s words, feeling like he’d heard them somewhere before.

Zhao Guoxian asked, "Why did you suddenly think of such a phrase? You’re so young, talking about risking your life."

The little guy took off his headphones, disconnected the Bluetooth between the headphones and the phone, and played it again for Zhao Guoxian.

Zhao Guoxian: "..."

Only then did Zhao Guoxian remember that it was a line from a movie.

"What on earth have you been watching!" Zhao Guoxian asked helplessly.

The little guy showed his phone to Zhao Guoxian again.

Zhao Guoxian saw a video of someone bungee jumping, with that phrase as the background sound.

"Do you know what this means?" Zhao Guoxian thought to himself, this little brat is even imitating the tone.

"Whether I know it or not is not important," the little guy said, "Just you, Third Uncle, until now, not to mention risking your life for someone, have you ever been in love?"

Zhao Guoxian: "..."

The little guy glanced ahead at the hands of Zhao Gushen and Ye Fei intertwined.

He asked Zhao Guoxian again, "Have you ever held a girl’s hand?"

Zhao Guoxian: "..."

The little guy extended his chubby little paw: "I have, and I’ve held quite a few. The girls in our class are all eager to hold hands with me."

Zhao Guoxian: "..."

Honestly, now he really felt inferior to this kid.

"Third Uncle, have you ever kissed a little mouth?" The little guy asked again.

"..." Zhao Guoxian gritted his teeth, "Where did you learn that from? Have you even kissed a girl’s little mouth?"

Zhao Guoxian immediately ran to Zhao Gushen to complain: "Did you hear that, brother? You have to take good care of Xiao Mo! How old is he now! Yet he already knows about kissing! Don’t even mention whether he’s done it or not, just having that awareness is very dangerous!"

"You’ve been saving yourself for my sister-in-law, and you can’t let your son ruin your lifelong reputation!" Zhao Guoxian said with anguish, "In the future, if Xiao Mo grows up to be a heartbreaker, it would be such a disgrace to our Lao Zhao family!"

Zhao Gushen: "..."

Ye Fei: "..."

Ye Fei now genuinely believed Zhao Guoxian had never been in love either.

He even went so far as to accuse Xiao Mo to avoid the topic!

However, the issue raised by Zhao Guoxian was indeed worth considering.

Ye Fei asked, "Xiao Mo, where did you hear this from?"

"Why would I need to hear it? That’s how it plays out on TV," the little guy said, "But don’t worry, my first kiss will definitely be saved for my future wife."

"Even though I’m quite popular, I will definitely protect myself," the little guy said, "The video said that boys must protect themselves when they’re outside. So, I’ll definitely keep an eye out."

"Even if lots of girls like me, I won’t let them touch a single strand of my hair," the little guy firmly promised.

Ye Fei: "..."

This little guy, the older he gets, the more the genetics show?

So far, nothing else from Zhao Gushen has shown up, but the narcissism is apparent.

Zhao Guoxian: "..."

He felt he was being subtly insulted by this kid.

The little guy is only five, yet so many girls already like him.

But he’s already 27 and hasn’t seen any girls chasing him.

Zhao Guoxian pursed his lips, unconvincingly saying, "Really? That many girls really like you?"

Zhao Guoxian glanced at the little guy’s increasingly round figure.

While he didn’t say it out loud, his disbelief was very evident in his gaze.

The little guy was furious.

He sucked in his little belly and said, "I’m very popular in kindergarten! I’m the campus prince!"

Zhao Guoxian: "..."

Oh.

"If you don’t believe me, you can go to the kindergarten to check," the little guy said.

"Oh." Zhao Guoxian felt foolish.

Why was he even arguing with this little guy!

"Third Uncle, when you were my age, were you this popular?" the little guy asked.

Zhao Guoxian: "..."

"Back then, the competition was much tougher than it is for you. After all, in Jixia Academy, there were so many handsome kids. Girls didn’t know who to choose. It wasn’t a place where just one person reigned supreme," Zhao Guoxian said, "If I were in your kindergarten, I’d be the campus prince too."

The little guy: "..."

Oh.

Zhao Guoxian was fuming.

During the New Year at the old house, spending some time with this kid, he hadn’t found him this annoying.

"How come I didn’t realize you were so annoying before?" Zhao Guoxian couldn’t help but ask.

"Back then, we weren’t familiar, I was just giving you face," the little guy waved his hand and honestly told Zhao Guoxian.

Zhao Guoxian: "..."

So now after getting familiar, he’s showing his true colors?

Luckily, the little guy seemed to have finally dropped the topic of whether Zhao Guoxian had ever been in love.

But before Zhao Guoxian could fully breathe a sigh of relief.

The little guy, after a brief pause, asked Zhao Guoxian again, "Third Uncle, seeing my mom and dad, and Fourth Grandfather with my godmother, are you envious?"

Zhao Guoxian: "..."

"I’m still young, not envious," Zhao Guoxian stubbornly said.

Even if he were, he wouldn’t admit it.

"No worries, I’m here with you," the little guy said further.

"When we get to Fourth Grandfather’s place, Fourth Grandfather and my godmother are a pair, my mom and dad are a pair. For now, I can pair up with you." The little guy added.

Zhao Guoxian: "..."

Can he refuse?

He doesn’t want to pair up with this kid at all.

He’s not that pathetic, come on!

Zhao Guoxian was now beginning to regret getting into Zhao Gushen’s car.

Although Zhao Gushen’s public displays of affection weren’t as frenzied as Zhao Dingli’s.

But Zhao Dingli’s car didn’t have Xiao Mo!

At least he could have had some peace.

Zhao Guoxian couldn’t help but fall into contemplation.

Which was scarier, Zhao Dingli’s crazed displays of affection or the little guy constantly jabbing at his heart?

Until the car stopped below Zhao Dingli’s place, Zhao Guoxian still hadn’t reached a conclusion.

Ultimately, he just felt like single life in the Zhao Family was unbelievably hard.

Zhao Dingli had arrived first.

He and Li Xiaoyun were waiting downstairs.

Once Zhao Gushen and the others got out of the car, they led them inside.

They went upstairs, and reached Zhao Dingli’s apartment door.