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Chapter 824: My Son-in-Law Really Thinks on a Higher Level!
Titan Head burst into laughter, sneering as he eyed Sir Aiwen sitting there. He extended his massive tentacles and patted his shoulder with loud slaps, saying:
"Just as I thought - actually, I was about to say it myself - didn't expect you to steal the thunder - but truly, as an ascender who inherited the power of Cyber, your brain really does run laps around others - gahahaha!!"
Sir Aiwen could only force a smile and wipe the sweat from his brow.
Toward this Titan Giant God who, when enraged, would slaughter even his own allies.
He still harbored a fair amount of trepidation.
"But that kid - when did he get his own summoning ritual? Even me, his big brother, didn't know about it - I recall the ritual and incantation used to summon me haven't been used in thousands of years - let me take a look - let me see what he wrote for himself -"
Titan Head gurgled as his tentacles writhed, shuffling over to Sir Aiwen's side.
A man's happiness was truly this simple.
When it came to matters concerning his precious son-in-law.
He was naturally extremely attentive and full of interest.Sir Aiwen smiled bitterly, could only shake his head, opened the document in his hands, found Lynn's summoning magic circle and targeted incantation, and handed it over, saying:
"See for yourself."
Titan Head took it with immense interest.
"Hmm... not bad, this ritual circle clearly inherited my artistic genes from a glance - it's indeed very creative - truly worthy of being my son-in-law -"
Sir Aiwen opened his mouth, wanting to tell him that the circle was actually likely connected to that power within him, and wasn't something Lynn had drawn himself, but seeing Titan Head's appreciative murmurs, he didn't dare interject.
"[Executor of Justice, Breaker of Curses!]"
"Hmm - it's got that flair of my younger days when I liked to show off - not bad, not bad!"
"[The respected and kind Night Doctor of Wandering Souls Alley, the Potion Master apprentice who brings people happiness and touched hearts.]"
"Wandering Souls Alley should be the place he lived before, right - not bad, not bad! Indeed very kind - very happy - Potion Master apprentice isn't wrong either - though it could use an update now (in admiration) -"
Sir Aiwen wiped his cold sweat.
"Let me look a bit more - hmm -"
"[A perverted and twisted lolicon, I pray to you for the power of healing, I request your...]"
"..."
An eerie silence descended around them.
The Colossus's Brain and Godweaver Head's gazes both shot over, staring at him with utterly bizarre expressions.
Titan Head fell silent as he read on.
A gentle breeze blew through.
Then, as if lacking some confidence, he solemnly pulled a pair of large spectacles from his mouth, put them on, and reread it thoroughly once more.
"..."
Then he grew even more silent.
Before the strange stillness could fully spread.
He turned his head gravely, gazing at the sweat-drenched Sir Aiwen sitting there, and asked with utmost seriousness and hesitation:
"This is also part of the targeted incantation?"
Sir Aiwen wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, his toes curling against the ground, and said: "Yes, from the transcription I pulled up, it does indeed show that it's part of the targeted incantation..."
"..."
Once again, the eerie silence descended around them.
There was no doubt about it.
At this moment, even Titan Head himself felt an impulse to give his son-in-law a thumbs up - if he had hands.
Truly, this was just too powerful.
Although he didn't care much about summoning matters in either the Upper World or hell, someone daring to write his own fetishes and hobbies so brazenly into his targeted incantation - Lynn was absolutely the first person he had ever seen do such a thing!
This kind of courage was probably an unparalleled, invincible existence even among those chaotic evil Roots!
"Truly worthy of being my son-in-law -"
He gripped the incantation in his hand, serious and trembling.
"This kind of behavior, daring to publicly admit being a lolicon, and even writing it into the spell to proclaim it across all worlds - if it were me, I truly wouldn't have this kind of courage!"
His gaze burned with passion.
Because it was just too powerful!
Too powerful!
No wonder even his own daughter's kind of brain could like him without any reservations - this was clearly something carved into his very bones!
The Colossus's Brain's gaze was utterly hollow, staring down at her own small hands, clearly realizing something terrifying.
Meanwhile, Sir Aiwen was drenched in sweat, wanting to explain something, but before he could even open his mouth, Titan Head's massive eyes swiveled over, speaking with extreme gravity:
"But powerful as it may be - I still think writing it into the incantation is a bit too ahead of its time - so could this sentence be removed? Having the tendency is fine, but advertising it everywhere feels somewhat impolite, don't you think?"
Is this merely a matter of impoliteness...
Sir Aiwen wiped the sweat from his brow and said:
"I also find it somewhat impolite, but I'm afraid it can't be removed."
"Why not?"
"Because the targeting nature of this sentence is simply too strong. I specifically asked the staff members who drafted the incantation. According to their tests, if this sentence is included, the summoning success rate can reach over 90 percent."
"That high? And if it's removed?"
"Less than 4 percent."
"..."
The eerie silence spread wantonly around them.
Everyone fell silent.
But...
How to put it.
If this were anyone else, they might find it utterly absurd and shocking, but somehow, when it came to him...
Yeah...
It seemed like it suddenly became not so bizarre, but rather an ordinary, everyday operation. After all, for some truly impressive individuals, admitting to being a lolicon wasn't something embarrassing at all, and writing it in one's personal introduction to spread across various worlds wasn't a big deal either.
After all, brazenly writing your interests into the incantation, letting people know at a glance what you like - wouldn't that make it much more convenient for people when preparing offerings?
This was clearly a massive optimization made for convenience!!
After all, if you wrote something too cryptic, causing people to misunderstand your preferences and bring offerings you weren't interested in - wouldn't that just be creating problems for yourself?
And directly telling everyone boldly, "I like lolis" - that kind of thing!
Then wouldn't you have zero worries of that nature at all?!
Titan Head took a deep breath, looked up, and finally felt he had seen the deeper considerations behind his son-in-law's words.
Truly worthy of being his son-in-law.
He really did think on a higher level than everyone else!
...
*achoo* -
On the way home, a certain Lin-surnamed creature sneezed in confusion.
Why did he keep feeling like someone was slandering him? Was it just his imagination?
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