Chapter 2671 - 2689: Group Ridicule

Who is I, Douglas Chip? I, Douglas Chip, am the central air conditioner in the woods, warming every little sapling. — Edward Chip.

Turns out a scumbag can praise himself so seriously. All because the scumbag reads too much, he’s confidently a scumbag now. — Little Protein Prince.

Peter Gingery, so, tell me, is your Brother a devil? Just because he’s going to be a father, our Chip family’s siblings are suffering? What the heck! — Edward Chip.

Peter Gingery, doesn’t Elder Black rush you? Look, little Jane is going to be a mother. How many steps are you behind her? Aren’t you guilty? — Edward Chip.

The situation in our house is different from yours. — Little Protein Prince.

I still don’t have a wife because Old Sir is biased and hasn’t picked a good wife for me since I was young, so Old Sir doesn’t rush me. — Little Protein Prince.

Your house’s siblings in all directions are collectively little brats, so Old Sir doesn’t rush you, and you’re going to ruin the entire woods. — Little Protein Prince.

Get lost. Traitor! — Edward Chip.

Really, you should go back and transform yourself well. If the woods continue to be filled with your house’s antics, it will turn into a desert. — Little Protein Prince.

Speaking of which, I don’t have a partner, and it’s all because of you central air conditioners. I worry that any girl I randomly meet might be someone’s ex among you. You see, we’re childhood friends, so familiar with each other. Your ex as my current, that’s not quite appropriate, right? To avoid such awkwardness, I’m forced to remain single until now. — Little Protein Prince.

...— Edward Chip.

To be so confidently unwanted, I salute you for that. Unfriend, goodbye, friendship over. Before Old Sir drops the idea of sending us to blind dates, Chip family’s siblings and your Black family are enemies! Goodbye! — Edward Chip.

Douglas Chip said unfriend then unfriended, and Peter Gingery sent him an emoticon, only to receive a red exclamation instead.

Peter Gingery let out a snort and then posted in the great courtyard’s childhood friends WhatsAPP group.

Here’s some news for everyone, Chip family’s siblings are going to be sent to blind dates! Everyone quickly gamble on which direction will be picked first! — Peter Gingery.

As soon as Peter Gingery sent the message, Jane Sampson’s mobile phone screen lit up.

She picked it up, and immediately, she clutched her belly and burst into laughter.

East is such a scumbag, probably no one will fall for him. — Yvette Quick.

West won’t be left behind, his ex-girlfriends can only be counted by the truckload. — Thomas Lancaster.

South and North follow closely behind, whoever marries them will cry. — Alexander Forest.

Hahahahaha, Grandpa Chip said, they’re only left with the purpose of passing down the family line. — Jane Sampson.

A few seconds later, new message notification popped up in the group.

Douglas Chip left the group.

Peter Chip left the group.

William Chip left the group.

Oliver Chip left the group.

East, West, South, and North angrily ran away from home. — Alexander Forest.

Douglas Chip unfriended me, who among you will go and drag them back one by one. How could we miss this rare opportunity to mock them? We can’t let them escape so easily! — Peter Gingery.

I’ll do it! I’ll do it! — Jane Sampson.

Jane Sampson volunteered, then prepared to find them in her friends list. After searching around, she found she couldn’t locate them.

When she returned to the WhatsAPP homepage, she realized all four of them had separately sent her a WhatsAPP red envelope.

Opened it, all were red envelopes of 0.01.

Each red envelope came with one sentence.

Congratulations on being a mom, for the sake of safety, I’m unfriending you.