Chapter 66: This Dog is Too High-Maintenance

Chapter 66: Chapter 66: This Dog is Too High-Maintenance

Hearing the barking, Jiayi turned to look.

Only then did she remember that she had forgotten about her husband’s pet dog.

She quickly picked out some choice cuts of meat, arranged them with rice and other dishes, and placed the meal in front of the Black Emperor.

"Go on and eat, Black Emperor!"

Eating the food his mistress handed him, the Black Emperor shed tears of emotion.

WOOF WOOF WOOF!

’Mistress, you’re too beautiful!’

’You’re making this old dog’s heart flutter!’

If Mengde knew what the Black Emperor was thinking...

...he would have jumped up in a rage.

’Dammit!’

’This dog will never change its ways!’

’Still eating?’

’What the hell are you still eating for?!’

’Get the hell out!!!’

The meal was over quickly.

More than twenty dishes were devoured, without a single drop of soup left behind!

Well, that was mainly because a certain dog ate way too much!

One dog could eat as much as seven people!

He was simply a bottomless pit!

Mengde: ’So... I’m not even as good as a dog, is that it?’

But the Black Emperor felt that this was absolutely the best meal he had eaten since the apocalypse began!

After all, during the apocalypse, he had survived by eating the poultry and vegetables from that one villa!

And how could raw food ever compare to a delicious, cooked meal!

It was almost as good as the meals he had when a dedicated person used to serve him before the apocalypse!

After he finished eating, the Black Emperor’s belly was round and bloated.

He lay on his back with his four paws in the air, looking utterly comfortable!

Mengde was a little annoyed.

’Dammit, why does it feel like I’ve brought home a new master to serve?’

"You ate so much of my food. Tonight, you’d better go find a spot by the main gate and keep watch."

"Don’t sleep too soundly. If someone sneaks in, I’ll stew you with some potatoes and eat you!"

Under Mengde’s series of threats and intimidation, the Black Emperor’s scrawny little body made him look extremely pitiful.

"Oh, and wash your own dog bowl first."

"You’re a big boy now. You have to learn to take care of yourself."

Mengde completely ignored the pitiful expression on the Black Emperor’s face.

In his opinion, aside from being a lecher, this dog’s greatest skill was putting on an act!

"Brother-in-law, can you please not make things so hard for Xiaohai?"

"Xiaohai is a very good boy!"

Xiaohai was the "pet name" Xiaoyao had given the Black Emperor for when he wasn’t transformed!

Hearing Xiaoyao’s words, the Black Emperor’s doggy eyes immediately welled up with tears to play along.

The other women couldn’t bear it either.

"Darling, aren’t you being too hard on a dog?"

"How could a pet dog possibly know how to wash its bowl!"

"Yeah, just leave it. I’ll wash it later."

"..."

One after another, the women all spoke up for the Black Emperor.

The Black Emperor also pretended to let out an aggrieved whine.

"ARF~~~"

Mengde’s eyes went wide.

’Dammit, this dog is way too good at acting!’

’Fine, fine, fine. You’re forcing me to bring out my "Extreme Emperor’s Weapon," are you!’

"Black Emperor, one bone if you wash the bowl yourself!"

He thought the Black Emperor would immediately and obediently go.

But clearly, he had underestimated this well-fed husky.

One bone was obviously not enough to satisfy this dog’s appetite.

"Two bones!"

Mengde raised the price, but the Black Emperor still didn’t move.

But Mengde’s eyes were incredibly sharp.

He could tell at a glance that the dog was already tempted.

Lying on the floor, the dog’s eyes were darting back and forth,

revealing a hint of cunning.

The only reason he hadn’t moved was that he was waiting for Mengde to raise the price again.

’Dammit, since when did a dog learn to be such a price-gouging master!’

"Three bones, max. Take it or leave it."

"If you don’t want them, then you won’t get any tomorrow either."

Mengde tossed out three bones irritably.

This dog was too difficult to handle!

’His entire performance depends on the temptation of bones!’

’Otherwise... he just slacks off....’

The women on the side couldn’t watch this any longer.

"Darling, aren’t you insulting Xiaohai?"

"How could Xiaohai be the kind of dog to give in for a few bones?"

To this, Mengde just wanted to say: ’But he is!’

’If you’d ever seen this dog fawning over a single bone...’

’...you would never think that.’

Seeing the women wanted to say more, Mengde simply raised his hand to stop them.

Then, under the women’s shocked gazes...

...the Black Emperor stretched lazily, rolled over, and slowly got to his feet.

Holding the dog bowl in his mouth, he walked towards the kitchen with an elegant gait.

A moment later, he had washed his own food bowl clean.

Mengde grinned; he knew a dog can’t change its ways.

He then tossed out the golden kennel he had brought back from the "Vegetable Garden" villa.

"Carry it outside yourself. From now on, this is your doghouse."

"And when you need to take a crap or a piss, remember to find a hole and bury it yourself."

"Don’t stink up the place for me, or I’ll really turn you into dog stew!"

Having gotten his three bones, the Black Emperor fawningly licked Mengde’s pant leg.

A perfect real-life version of the "doge meme"!

Then, he very deliberately dragged his doghouse into the yard of Villa No. 1.

As he passed by his several mistresses, the Black Emperor saw the dumbfounded expressions on their faces.

His doggy face was full of disdain.

’So ignorant!’

’Women!’

’Such strange creatures with long hair and short-sightedness!’

’How could a common creature possibly compare to this Dharma King?!’

Watching the Black Emperor’s retreating back as he walked away step by step with an arrogant gait...

...Jiayi and the other women felt like their entire worldview had been shattered.

’Seriously, it’s one thing for such a small dog to be a guard dog.’

’But a dog that can wash dishes and move its own house? Isn’t that just too ridiculous!’

How long had it been since they last went outside?

Had the world already changed this much???

...

That night, Mengde wasn’t in a hurry to "handle" the two remaining women.

Instead, he still pulled Da Mimi to him.

Her legs were simply too captivating!

With stockings on, he could play with those legs for a year.

Without stockings... hehe...

...he could also directly enjoy the ultimate face-to-face, flesh-on-flesh experience!

So no matter what, the experience was never bad.

Of course, during this process...

...Aunt Cheng, the widow, naturally couldn’t escape either!

He was no heartless cad who would abandon her.

But for Da Mimi and her best friend, things weren’t looking so great.

Between these "plastic sisters"...

...the "touching" scene of "after you," "no, after you" played out once again...

"Xiaoying, you go. It’s your turn."

"No, no, no, Mimi, you just hang in there a little longer..."

Meanwhile, Mengde lay with his hands behind his head, watching this scene with a grin.

’Best friends forever...’

’...had already become empty words...’

...

「The next day」

The sun was already high in the sky when he awoke.

He patted the alluring buttocks of the two women in his arms.

"Alright, stop pretending to be asleep."

"Get up, get up. Tidy up the room."

He hadn’t gone too hard on their "legs" last night, so he knew their physical condition.

But the room was a complete mess.

The floor was littered with shredded pajama fabric and strips of black stockings...

He had the two women get him dressed, then left the room ahead of them.

After so many days of "hard work"...

...it was time to take stock of his gains.

Also, Sister Bai, that young madam...

...it was about time for her to have her Awakened Superpower...

...