Otaku F*cks Them All

Kael was a shut-in otaku who hadn’t left his room in years. High-school bullying left him with crippling anxiety, a family that tried and failed to “fix” him, and a life spent drowning in anime, novels, and games because the real world felt bland and dangerous. On New Year’s night, hunger finally forced him outside. He bought snacks, took three steps toward home, and was stabbed in the back by street kids. He died alone in the snow.

He woke up as Naruto Uzumaki.

Standing in a Konoha hospital with a body that wasn’t his and a face the entire village knew. Before he could even process the shock, a blue system window appeared and mocked him:

“Oh poor soul who died without even touching a female, not knowing pleasure. Gods have given you a second chance…”

The deal is simple and brutal. Complete 100 quests within the time limits and he can return to his old life. Fail any of them and he dies permanently—no second chances, no respawns.

He wants to go home.

The system wants him to stop being a loser.

The women of the shinobi world have no idea what’s coming.

Otaku F*cks Them All is an explicit isekai system novel about a broken shut-in given one last, filthy chance at a second life—whether he wants it or not.

Extreme Sex Scenes will be here so if you are a child don't read it.

18+ Strictly....

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