Infinite Cashback System
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SUMMARY
[SYSTEM INITIALIZING]
[Host found true calling.]
[Goals Detected: Financial Independence. Social Ascension.]
[Requirement Met: User has hit the lowest possible point.]
Jordan McKnight spent three thousand dollars on a premium coffee date with an internet model. This purchase happened right after he spent his holiday watching a different man kiss the girl he had been financially supporting for months. He reached the absolute limit of his own pathetic behavior. He sat in his unwashed apartment and decided he could not continue living as a walking punchline.
His cracked phone screen turned a soft gold.
[System Linked. Active Connections: 0]
[Core Mechanic: Spend money on registered beauties. Cashback scales with attraction.]
[Reach 50 Percent Attraction to break even. Reach 100 Percent to double your money.]
The universe decided to gamify his recovery. The Infinite Cashback System refuses to grant him magic powers or instant charisma. It simply tracks his progress and pays him to stop being a doormat. Jordan now faces his first real test. He has twenty-four hours to clean his biohazard of a bedroom and meet the model he paid to see. He also just discovered she sits two rows ahead of him in Economics class.
He needs to maintain a normal conversation and stop apologizing for existing. Earning his way back to humanity will happen one awkward interaction at a time.
6 Latest Chapters [ Updated 2 days ago ]
Chapter List
- Chapter 350 | Love Expressed Through Logistics
- Chapter 351 | I’m Just Overwhelmed by Proximity
- Chapter 352 | I Forgot the PARADE
- Chapter 353 | If You Have to Ask, We Both Know the Answer
- Chapter 354 | Insufferable is a Hell of an Upgrade
- Chapter 355 | You Don’t Get to Invalidate His Lived Experience
- Chapter 356 | Patience Is A Virtue
- Chapter 357 | Devastating. My Legs Will Never Recover.
- Chapter 358 | Mr. Snuggles is Emotional Support Infrastructure
- Chapter 359 | Phase One: Rope Drop Rush
- Chapter 360 | The Matterhorn Has Concrete Snow
- Chapter 361 | Apparently ’Pregnant Speed’ is a Setting on the Spreadsheet
- Chapter 362 | The Emotional Fulfillment Index of an Eight-Dollar Smoothie
- Chapter 363 | My Idiot
- Chapter 364 | Don’t You Wish You Were Here
- Chapter 365 | Dead and Dancing is a Legitimate Career Goal
- Chapter 366 | The Competence of My Two Girlfriends
- Chapter 367 | Princesses Don’t Wear Their Crowns Crooked
- Chapter 368 | No Wedding Ring (Do Not Engage)
- Chapter 369 | You’re Letting Me Buy You Dinner. That’s Not a Request.
- Chapter 370 | That is a Very Good Question
- Chapter 371 | My Girlfriend’s Due Diligence is Terrifying
- Chapter 372 | The Silverware Family Goes on Vacation
- Chapter 373 | My TA is Grading My Social Life
- Chapter 374 | The Table Becomes Two Separate Realities
- Chapter 375 | I’m a Statistical Anomaly
- Chapter 376 | Fort Construction is a Tactical Retreat
- Chapter 377 | There’s a Metaphor in That Somewhere
- Chapter 378 | I Want to Watch Her Try
- Chapter 379 | A Full Breath After Weeks of Shallow Respiration
- Chapter 380 | The Renaissance Painting Has Office Hours
- Chapter 381 | Obviously
- Chapter 382 | Whatever the Water Damage Costs
- Chapter 383 | Detective Blueberry Needs Backup
- Chapter 384 | Don’t Hide
- Chapter 385 | A Learned Technique
- Chapter 386 | Then Finish in Me
- Chapter 387 | Stop Being Smart at Me Right Now
- Chapter 388 | I Do Wish I Was There
- Chapter 389 | The Chanel Would Have Been Better
- Chapter 390 | Did You Miss My Voice?
- Chapter 391 | Heh.
- Chapter 392 | IS THAT A BITE MARK
- Chapter 393 | She Goes Hunting
- Chapter 394 | Contingency: Boyfriend
- Chapter 395 | Stop Apologizing and Come
- Chapter 396 | I’m His
- Chapter 397 | I Don’t Have Insurance For That
- Chapter 398 | The Grocery List
- Chapter 399 | Talent: Primary
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