Ugly, Fat, and Vicious? My Five Beast Husbands Are Obsessed Anyway

Chapter 99: Chapter 101: Slimming Down to 90 Jin

As the most beautiful female in the tribe and the daughter of the Snow Mountain City State’s leader, she had eaten all sorts of delicious food.

When she heard the Werewolf say that, she was dismissive.

’Using cooking to attract Beastmen is the lowest of tricks.’

’A beautiful female doesn’t need any of that.’

’Only those average-looking females have to rely on good cooking to win the attention of a few Beastmen.’

She, Yan Shu, would never stoop to using such a low-class tactic.

’But this ugly female’s cooking... it smells way too good!’

A moment ago it was the smell of mushrooms, and now it was a fragrant egg aroma.

’Aren’t eggs ready to eat once they’re boiled?’

’Why is she cutting them into little pieces and putting them in the pot?’

Yan Shu lay prone in the bushes, parting the branches to watch Su Luoluo cook with great interest.

This ugly female’s cooking methods were completely different from how the Mothers and aunties in the tribe cooked. It seemed she had never eaten anything like it.

’But she eats so little and still developed such a good figure.’

A hint of jealousy soured Yan Shu’s thoughts.

But when she saw the golden-yellow bird eggs being scooped from the pot into a bowl, she started swallowing her saliva.

’Those eggs smell absolutely divine.’

’And those mushrooms, how did she cook them? They aren’t black at all.’

’My Mother cooked them once, and they were black and bitter. They weren’t good at all.’

But what this ugly female made looked dry and seemed like it would be very chewy. She wondered what it tasted like.

’It must be very crispy,’ she thought.

Su Luoluo was completely unaware that the female who had just been looking at her with contempt was now lying on the ground, bright-eyed, secretly watching her cook.

And she even looked like a little glutton.

She had never cooked these coin bird eggs before. This time, she picked some wild onions to stir-fry with them, and the aroma was simply intoxicating.

The mushroom soup was also so savory it was to die for.

The dry-fried porcini mushrooms were delicious too, with a rich, roasted fragrance.

Luan Ting took one bite of the coin bird eggs and couldn’t help but pick up another piece.

’This tastes incredible.’

Compared to eating raw bird eggs, it was like night and day.

Yan Shu watched the gentle Werewolf, her eyes shining brighter and brighter. She just knew the food had to be delicious.

Her mouth started watering, too.

’That aroma...’

’If I hadn’t had a falling out with this ugly female, I’d really want to go up and have a taste.’

Just as she was engrossed in watching, Muse suddenly approached. "Shushu, what are you doing here?"

Hearing his voice, Yan Shu jumped and immediately clapped a hand over his mouth.

’How did Muse get back without making a sound? With a voice that loud, what if that ugly female finds out I was secretly watching her cook? Where would I hide my face?’

Muse was confused when Yan Shu covered his mouth.

Yan Shu could only move her hand up, give him a perfunctory peck on the cheek, and then pull him away from the grassy area. "I’m hungry. Is the food ready?"

Having been kissed by Yan Shu and hearing her say she was hungry, Muse’s attention was instantly captured. He nodded and said, "I made your favorite roasted chicken."

With that, he led her a short distance away, tore a leg off the roasted chicken, and handed it to her. "Here, your favorite roasted chicken leg."

Yan Shu took it and had a bite. It was dry and not very good.

She looked at the slightly burnt roasted chicken in her hand, then recalled the golden-yellow bird eggs she had just seen.

A wave of disappointment washed over her. ’Muse’s cooking is just too terrible.’

This roasted chicken used to be her favorite food, but this was the only flavor it ever had.

Thinking of this, she pouted. "Is this the only way you know how to cook? Can’t you try something different?"

Muse was a bit embarrassed. "Shushu, I’m a Beastman. I don’t normally know how to cook."

He had only learned to cook a little to please Yan Shu. Being able to roast meat until it was cooked through was already an accomplishment.

Yan Shu looked at the chicken in her hand, took a few more bites, and then stopped eating.

’And he wants me to gain some weight? This food can’t even compare to hers.’

Yan Shu sighed faintly in her heart.

...

After eating, Su Luoluo didn’t make milk tea right away.

’Having it right after a meal would be a bit too rich.’

She picked some tea leaves and put them in a Beast Skin Bag, making it convenient to take them out whenever she wanted a drink.

She had sewn this Beast Skin Bag herself using Fish Intestine Thread. It looked a bit like the small leather purses from the Post-apocalypse.

As for the milk, she poured it into a water flask she carried, which was made from a bamboo tube.

The flask was sealed with a tight cowhide cover, so it wouldn’t leak easily.

She and Luan Ting rested for a short while before getting back on the road.

After climbing two-thirds of the way up Heavenly God Mountain, they reached the foot of the sacred sacrificial area.

Once there, no one was allowed to use their superpowers, nor could they rely on any external forces to ascend the mountain.

To show their piety, everyone had to climb step by step, and females were no exception.

Therefore, Su Luoluo had to get off Luan Ting’s back.

Heavenly God Mountain was a high-altitude mountain. Even with only a third of the journey left, it was still a difficult climb.

As an overweight female, Su Luoluo found climbing the mountain particularly strenuous.

Because no one could use external help, many people from various tribes had gathered here.

Seeing an overweight female like Su Luoluo struggling to climb, a group of other females began to mock her.

"Look how fat that female is. She must be gluttonous and lazy. See? She can’t even climb the mountain now."

"This is hilarious. At that size, who knows how long it’ll take her to climb?"

"She’ll definitely be the last one. She’ll probably only arrive after we’ve all finished!"

Derisive laughter erupted from all around.

Su Luoluo shot them a look but said nothing.

’In any case, climbing is a form of exercise for me. The more tired I get, the more fat I burn. With the accelerating effect of my Water Ability, I feel like I should be able to get down to around a hundred pounds after this climb.’

’That way, I’ll have a good explanation when I get back.’

The thought that she would be slimmer after climbing the mountain made Su Luoluo unable to stop herself from smiling.

Luan Ting felt uneasy hearing the insults. He was about to say a few words to comfort Su Luoluo, but when he saw that she didn’t seem to care and was actually smiling even more happily, he too was infected by her cheerful expression.

’She’s so optimistic.’

Trailing behind, Yan Shu also felt a sour taste in her mouth. ’She’s climbing just fine. What business is it of these gossips?’

’And so what if she’s fat? Her Beastman is so handsome, while all of yours are so ugly.’

’On that point alone, she’s a role model for us females.’

Thinking this, she called out to the group, "What’s so funny? Not a single one of your Beastmen is half as good-looking as hers. What is there to laugh about?"

As soon as she said this, the mocking laughter instantly died.

They had long since noticed that the fat female’s Beastman was very handsome. They had been secretly sizing him up, all while being jealous that such an ugly person could have such a Beastman.

They mocked her, hoping to make her feel ashamed, but she didn’t react at all.

And now that their hidden thoughts had been exposed so bluntly, they immediately fell silent.

They couldn’t afford to provoke the Cedar Mountain Tiger Clan, so they didn’t dare to talk back to Yan Shu.

Su Luoluo was surprised to hear the feisty female’s words. She had expected the other woman to keep picking on her for having a handsome Beastman, not to actually speak up for her.

Yan Shu saw her looking over and shot her a glare. "What are you looking at? I wasn’t speaking up for you. I was just telling the truth."

’She’s a straightforward person, says whatever’s on her mind.’ Su Luoluo’s lips curved into a smile. "I know."