Ugly, Fat, and Vicious? My Five Beast Husbands Are Obsessed Anyway

Chapter 88: Chapter 90: So Provocative, Who Can Handle It?

"Not long after you left that day, thunder rumbled," Xi Yi said.

Su Luoluo: "..."

’Did it specifically wait until I wasn’t home to strike?’

’What a coincidence.’

"Luoluo, the thunder was really loud. It’s a good thing you weren’t inside. Otherwise, with a fire that big, it would have been hard to deal with. The Heavenly God is still looking out for you."

’Looking out for me?’

Hearing this, Su Luoluo didn’t know whether to be happy or sad.

The lightning had struck, and it had deliberately chosen a time when she wasn’t there.

She really didn’t know if it was a coincidence and she was just that unlucky, or if this whole thing had been premeditated by "someone."

At that thought, Su Luoluo pushed off with her foot and stepped into the ruins.

’Lightning that’s been precisely targeted by someone always leaves behind a few clues.’

’She was going to find out if this lightning was an act of heaven or the work of the system.’

’But why would this stupid system do something like this?’

Su Luoluo didn’t quite understand, but if her suspicions were true, she definitely couldn’t ask the system about it.

The ruins were truly just ruins. Aside from charcoal, there was nothing but white ash and black earth.

It was a vast, dark expanse, and she couldn’t make out anything.

Su Luoluo rummaged through the ruins for a long time before finally finding a piece of wood that was still relatively intact. From its shape, it looked like the bottom section of a pillar.

She examined the piece of wood carefully. It had flowering, spreading patterns like a lightning strike, looking no different from a normal one.

’Was she really the unlucky one chosen by fate?’

Su Luoluo held the piece of wood, lost in thought.

Xi Yi watched Su Luoluo, seeing her dig through the ruins and stare at the ashes, and he had no idea what she was doing.

’Could she be devastated by the lightning strike?’ Thinking this, he asked hesitantly, "Luoluo, what are you doing?"

Immersed in her thoughts, Su Luoluo only snapped out of it when she heard Xi Yi’s words.

Naturally, she couldn’t tell Xi Yi that she suspected the system was behind the lightning strike.

She casually made up an excuse, saying, "I’m looking for the new Beast Skin Skirt I made."

This wasn’t entirely a lie.

She was genuinely heartbroken. Her new Beast Skin Skirt, which she had barely gotten a chance to wear, had been turned to ash after only a few days.

Anyone would be sad about that.

Most importantly, the sexy beast skin panties and menstrual pads she had stayed up all night making were also gone.

These were intimate items, so of course, she couldn’t trouble Luan Ting to make them.

This meant she would have to strain her eyes again, threading needles to make new ones.

Moreover, all her Beast Skin Clothes had been incinerated, which meant she was left with only the outfit she was wearing. She was in the awkward position of having no change of clothes for her bath today.

Xi Yi had thought Su Luoluo was heartbroken because the lightning fire had destroyed her house.

Who knew she was actually sad about her Beast Skin Skirt.

But she didn’t need to be sad.

The corners of his mouth lifted into a smile as he looked at her. "Luoluo, don’t worry. Not a single one of your Beast Skin Skirts was burned."

"Huh?" Su Luoluo was taken aback.

Xi Yi explained with a smile, "I gathered up all your Beast Skin Skirts, so they weren’t destroyed by the lightning."

Su Luoluo was surprised. "Why would you gather my Beast Skin Skirts?"

At her words, Xi Yi’s eyes curved into crescents as he beamed. "Didn’t you say you wanted to see how I’d perform?"

As he spoke, he started to look a little embarrassed. "I asked the others in the tribe, and they said I could wash your Beast Skin Skirts for you. Luan Ting won your affection and favor before by doing that."

Su Luoluo: "..."

Fu Feng, Xiao Ye, and Mo Xuan had only given chase after Su Luoluo vanished from their sight. And because they couldn’t see her anymore, the three of them assumed she had gone to find Luan Ting.

So, they went straight to Su Yang’s house, where Luan Ting was likely to be. However, when the three of them arrived, they found that Su Luoluo wasn’t there at all.

Only then did they sniff for her scent again. After discovering she was at her own house, they changed course and rushed over.

This back-and-forth detour took some time, and by the time they arrived, they heard Xi Yi fawning over Su Luoluo and showing off.

He was saying that he had washed Su Luoluo’s Beast Skin Skirts.

Hearing this, the three of them fell silent, shooting daggers at Xi Yi with their eyes.

’So he’s the capable one, is he!’

Meanwhile, the army of gossiping beastmen following close behind had also taken the long way around, first going to Su Yang’s place before finally arriving at the ruins of Su Luoluo’s hut.

Su Yang watched the two groups of beastmen wander past his home and asked in confusion, "What are you all doing?"

One beastman replied, "Leader, we’re looking for Luoluo. A few of her beastmen were about to fight, so we were worried and came to have a look."

This beastman had cleverly beautified his intentions. After all, he couldn’t just say to her Beast Father’s face, "Leader, we came to watch the drama with your daughter. A few of her beastmen are about to come to blows over her."

Su Yang’s brow furrowed at the news. He quickly stood up, temporarily halting his conversation with Luan Ting. "I’ll go take a look."

’This troublesome daughter of his... what kind of trouble has she gotten into now?’

Luan Ting, who was sitting to the side, had also overheard. Hearing that several people were about to fight, he hurried over as well.

Under Su Yang’s lead, the large group marched imposingly toward the ruins of Su Luoluo’s hut.

Meanwhile, Su Luoluo was at a loss for words after hearing about Xi Yi’s eager efforts.

After a moment’s pause, she asked, "So where are my Beast Skin Skirts?"

In any case, thank heavens, and thank Xi Yi. At least she had a change of clothes for today.

At least she wouldn’t have to go several awkward days without changing.

Seeing Su Luoluo grinning at him, Xi Yi’s own smile grew even wider.

’The people in the tribe were right,’ he thought. ’Washing her Beast Skin Skirts really does earn her favor.’

’She’s never spoken to me so gently before.’

"Look, all the Beast Skin Skirts hanging on that tree are yours," Xi Yi said, waving a hand toward a branch not far away.

Hearing this, Su Luoluo looked in the direction he was pointing.

Before she could get a good look, Xi Yi’s voice sounded in her ear again. "But, Luoluo, some of the Beast Skin Skirt styles I’ve never seen before, so I don’t know if I washed them correctly."

A bad feeling suddenly washed over Su Luoluo.

Sure enough, the next moment, Xi Yi asked with wide-eyed innocence, "Luoluo, what’s that thing with the least amount of fabric, the one shaped like a tree branch? It only has a bit more beast skin in the front and back, with a strip in the middle. It looks like you can only wear it on the bottom."

"But, if you wore that out, your butt would be completely exposed, right?"

After saying this, a conflicted look appeared on his face, and he added tactfully, "Although it’s very pretty, I think you should just wear it in front of me... just for me to see. If you wear it out... other beastmen will see it, and that’s not good."

He seemed to have been holding this in for a long time. Without waiting for Su Luoluo to respond, he immediately moved on to another item. "And what about that thing that’s like a strap? It’s empty inside. What’s it for? Is it to cover your chest?"

"It looks very pretty, but..." As Xi Yi spoke, he quickly glanced at Su Luoluo’s chest. "But I don’t think that strap can cover your upper body. Your chest is a little big..."

By the time Xi Yi finished his string of questions, Su Luoluo was completely thunderstruck, feeling crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.

Listening to Xi Yi’s mortifying words, Su Luoluo looked toward the tree branch. The sight made her so embarrassed she wanted to dig a hole with her toes and crawl into it.