Ugly, Fat, and Vicious? My Five Beast Husbands Are Obsessed Anyway

Chapter 80: Chapter 82: So Eager to Crawl Into My Bed? I’ll Indulge You

A smirk touched Xiao Ye’s lips as he strode toward the river.

Since Su Luoluo had such intentions, as her Beastman, he could certainly indulge her.

He’d let her succeed in climbing into his bed.

When people are embarrassed, they always want to find a place to hide.

If not a hole in the ground, then...

Right now, Su Luoluo was so mortified she tried to bury her entire body in the water.

Thankfully, the river water was there to hide her.

Otherwise, she would have been so embarrassed she wouldn’t have known what to do with herself.

’I haven’t even been bathing that long. How is Xiao Ye back already?’

The thought of him seeing her completely naked, bent over with her butt in the air while her hand was cupping her breast, made Su Luoluo’s face burn redder and redder.

’I really hope he didn’t see my butthole.’

’Otherwise, this socially catastrophic moment would reach a whole new level.’

’Xiao Ye’s eyesight couldn’t possibly be *that* good, could it?’ Su Luoluo thought, then quickly tried to reassure herself.

’Besides, given Xiao Ye’s personality, he probably wouldn’t look that closely anyway.’

’And my butt is pretty fleshy right now.’

’It might be a bit shapely, but it’s covered by a layer of fat. It’s not like he got an HD view.’

At that thought, Su Luoluo’s embarrassment subsided a bit.

This was the first time she felt that being a little plump was a good thing; at least when she stuck her butt out, her dignity was still safe.

’But why is Xiao Ye so quiet?’

’This isn’t like him.’

Su Luoluo waited for a moment, but she didn’t hear his usual disdainful remarks, which she found odd.

’It’s not like we haven’t had embarrassing moments before. Doesn’t he always just curse me out in disgust?’

’Don’t tell me he saw me naked and just left in disgust!’

’No way!’

’He can’t just leave me here all alone.’

’My Superpower Level is really low, and my defenses are terrible. I could get attacked and knocked out easily.’

At this thought, Su Luoluo surfaced. Before she even had a chance to scan her surroundings, a SPLASHING sound of rushing water came from right beside her.

’The river has been flowing so calmly. There’s no way it would suddenly make such a commotion.’

Just as she was wondering, she suddenly saw Xiao Ye looking at her with a wicked, charming smile.

His gaze, filled with playful mockery and a profound, intriguing light, swept up and down her body.

’This is... something’s not right.’

She remembered the last time she’d exposed her butt to him, and his expression had been nothing like this.

He had been full of disdain and disgust.

’So what’s with him suddenly looking at me with such a happy smile?’

If that smile were on Luan Ting’s face, Su Luoluo would have thought it perfectly normal. But seeing it on Xiao Ye’s face...

...gave Su Luoluo a strange sense of impending danger.

That brilliant smile was actually a little creepy.

’He couldn’t have been... provoked... by the sight of my naked body, could he?’

’Is he going to tear me limb from limb?!’

Su Luoluo licked her lips and offered a weak laugh. "I can explain this."

Xiao Ye paused, raising an eyebrow with a smirk. "Explain what?"

Su Luoluo’s mind raced, desperately trying to salvage the situation. Soon, she came up with a reason.

"I was dancing! You know, dancing? So don’t get the wrong idea. I really wasn’t doing... that... on purpose."

The excuse was clumsy, but it had a sliver of logic to it.

Su Luoluo hoped her hastily concocted excuse would convince Xiao Ye that she hadn’t been deliberately striking a seductive pose.

"Dancing?" Xiao Ye chuckled, his disbelief obvious. "What kind of dance requires you to be naked in the water?"

As he spoke, his gaze traveled down from her neck, lingering pointedly on a certain spot.

His gaze was so blatant it made Su Luoluo blush.

’But this is no time to be shy. In moments like this, I have to stay calm and prove my innocence.’

She cleared her throat and put on a serious expression. "I was performing a ritual dance for a deity. That’s why."

Listening to Su Luoluo’s ridiculous excuses, Xiao Ye pressed his lips together to hide a smile. He was just now discovering how cute she could be.

’To think she could frame an act of seduction and courtship in such a way.’

He walked closer, a smile in his eyes, and asked in a lazy drawl, "Is that so? And which deity requires a nude dance offering?"

"The River God, of course. I’m bathing in his river, so naturally, I have to thank him."

Hearing such an amusing explanation, Xiao Ye couldn’t help but let out a derisive snort. "That’s the first I’ve ever heard of a dance offering like that."

Su Luoluo didn’t even blink. "It’s a custom of the Black Bear People. It’s normal for you not to have seen it."

"Oh, really?" Xiao Ye’s voice was teasing as he arrived right beside her. "But I’ve heard the Black Bear People never worship the River God. They revere only the Moon God, and they do so by kneeling toward the full moon at night."

Su Luoluo had no idea Xiao Ye actually knew about the cultural customs of the Black Bear People; she had only mentioned them off the cuff.

She’d used them as an excuse so many times before. Who knew this time it would crash and burn?

With her lie exposed, Su Luoluo could only offer a couple of sheepish chuckles.

Xiao Ye casually placed a hand on Su Luoluo’s head, toying with her hair for a moment before saying in a lazy voice, "Courtship dances are more of a bird thing. We Snake Beasts aren’t so particular."

"What?" Su Luoluo was taken aback by his words.

’How did dancing suddenly turn into courtship?’

’Wait a minute, he doesn’t think I was performing a mating dance for him, does he?!’

At that thought, Su Luoluo’s expression crumbled.

’Why are these Beastmen so direct? A little dancing and it’s suddenly a mating proposal?’

Su Luoluo’s brow twitched. She was just about to clear up this ridiculous misunderstanding...

When an arm suddenly wrapped around her neck from behind. In the next instant, her entire body was lifted up, and she found herself sitting on Xiao Ye’s lap.

Before she could even process what was happening, Xiao Ye’s deep voice rumbled, "We Snake Beastmen prefer a more... direct approach."

Su Luoluo was utterly dumbfounded by the turn of events.

’What is Xiao Ye doing?!’

’Why did that sound so... lewd?’

’Don’t tell me Xiao Ye is flirting with me, talking dirty!’

’This has to be a hallucination.’

Su Luoluo shook her head. "I must be overthinking things."

Her quiet murmur was perfectly audible to Xiao Ye.

At her words, his slender fingers trailed from the top of her head down to her chin, which he brushed lightly. "Overthinking what?"

Xiao Ye’s hand was cool, and the touch against her skin sent a chill through her.

But more than the cold, she couldn’t fathom what Xiao Ye was trying to do. She stammered, "I... I meant, why did you suddenly come over here?"

Xiao Ye’s hand moved from her chin to her back, tracing a path down her spine before wrapping tightly around her waist. He gave it a few squeezes, his voice thick with innuendo. "To do what you’ve always wanted to do, of course."