Ugly, Fat, and Vicious? My Five Beast Husbands Are Obsessed Anyway

Chapter 64: Chapter 64: This Beastman is a Bit of a Green Tea

Since this Lizard arrived, Su Luoluo felt she’d experienced more shock in the last hour than in the entire past month.

He hadn’t been in the tribe for long. Just as she was recovering from the shock of his handsome appearance, he was now stunning her with his perplexing words.

Fu Feng had his wings ready, poised to fly away, but he immediately pulled them back when he heard Xi Yi’s words.

’That ugly female, Su Luoluo, isn’t going to agree, is she?!’

’If she did, the tribe would witness a beautiful flower being brutally plucked tonight!’

Xiao Ye was also staring in disbelief. ’There must be something wrong with this Black Bear Person’s eyes,’ he thought. ’How could someone like Su Luoluo be attractive to them?’

Mo Xuan was purely enjoying the show. If he wasn’t afraid Su Luoluo would glare at him, he would have let out a whistle. ’Looks like spring has finally sprung for Su Luoluo!’

Nantu, however, just shook his head. ’Knowing Su Luoluo, it looks like we’re about to see a beautiful flower planted in a pile of cow dung.’

’What a waste of Xi Yi’s good looks.’

’How could he be so foolish? Getting together with Su Luoluo just because of a childhood engagement.’

Luan Ting showed no particular expression. He simply watched Su Luoluo, waiting to see how she would respond.

Naturally, Su Luoluo had no desire to get entangled with the Lizard.

’This had to be a joke. Even though this romantic interest came out of nowhere and the Lizard himself was incredibly handsome...’

’...I can’t forget that my mission is to win over five beastman husbands.’

’If I don’t succeed, I’ll be forced to log off—meaning, I’ll die.’

Having just gotten a new lease on life after the post-apocalypse, Su Luoluo cherished her own existence more than anything.

’A handsome man was great, but not great enough to die for.’

Su Luoluo could only force a smile at Xi Yi. "Not all Beastman husbands and females have to sleep together. Besides, aren’t we just part of a childhood engagement?"

She left it at that, implying that while they might have a childhood engagement, they were still strangers.

’Surely,’ Su Luoluo thought, ’that was clear enough!’

But to her dismay, Xi Yi just nodded with a serious look on his face. "I know. And it’s precisely because we haven’t seen each other in so long that we need to sleep together and build our connection."

Su Luoluo: "..."

’Is there something wrong with his head?!’

’With the way I look and the way he looks... isn’t he worried I’ll take advantage of him?’

’Every other Beastman in the tribe couldn’t avoid me fast enough, yet he was actively trying to latch on.’

This was the first time Su Luoluo had to reject someone since she’d arrived.

Before now, she had always been the one getting rejected.

Seeing that hints were failing, Su Luoluo decided to abandon all privacy and spell it out for him. "I’m on my period. It’s not appropriate for us to sleep together. It would be... inconvenient."

’That was direct enough, wasn’t it!’

’The other five shouldn’t be able to misunderstand now,’ she thought. ’My rejection couldn’t be more obvious.’

"That’s fine," Xi Yi replied. "We can just share a blanket and sleep, nothing more."

’Who said I wanted to share a blanket and sleep with you?!’

For the first time, Su Luoluo felt like she was on the verge of a breakdown in the presence of a handsome man.

Realizing she couldn’t get through to him, she turned her gaze to the other five men, silently pleading for help.

Nantu paid her no mind, Xiao Ye rubbed his nose, and Mo Xuan and Fu Feng stared intently at the ground.

In the end, it was Luan Ting who stepped forward. "Luoluo’s hut is a bit small and not very comfortable for two," he said with a smile. "If you don’t mind, how about you bunk with me?"

Su Luoluo listened from the side, her heart filled with gratitude. ’Luan Ting is the best,’ she thought. ’I’m definitely giving him an extra drumstick tomorrow.’

Hearing this, Xi Yi looked at him thoughtfully. "Are you just jealous that I’m stealing Luoluo away?"

Luan Ting froze at his words.

’This guy’s comments are impossible to respond to.’

Seeing the conversation stall again, Su Luoluo let out a breath. "How have you been sleeping on your journey here?"

Xi Yi looked a little embarrassed. "I’ve been sleeping out in the open on my way here, mostly in trees."

Su Luoluo nodded and pointed casually. "That tree over there looks pretty good. You can sleep there tonight."

This time, it was Xi Yi’s face that stiffened. "What?"

"The huts are for the females," Su Luoluo said slowly. "The other Beastmen find their own places to sleep. It’s the same for these guys here."

At her words, Xi Yi glanced at the five men beside her. He had already found out when he was bathing that these five were Su Luoluo’s Beastmen.

This time, none of the five men denied it, since they didn’t actually sleep with Su Luoluo anyway.

Seeing that none of the five Beastmen contradicted her, Xi Yi had no choice but to reluctantly accept the suggestion. "All right, then."

After saying that, he looked at Su Luoluo with a heartbroken expression. "Luoluo, my big tree is always open for you. When you miss me, remember to come find me there."

Su Luoluo: "..."

’This Black Bear is so dramatic,’ she thought. ’And why does he sound so manipulative?’

Of course, Su Luoluo simply ignored such a loaded statement.

’She had just managed to set some boundaries; responding would only make things complicated again.’

...

After a long day of running around, capped off by a war of words, Su Luoluo was exhausted.

After dinner and washing up, she returned to her small wooden hut and collapsed into sleep.

「The next day.」

She woke up as usual, left the tribe, and started her run.

Other than the two times she had gone out to find salt and make pottery, Su Luoluo had stuck to her daily morning weight-loss run, no matter what.

Although her Water Element Level 2 superpower gave her an acceleration boost, she didn’t dare make it too obvious in case the other tribe members noticed.

So, she maintained her usual pace on the surface. But with the boost from her superpower, her weight-loss efforts were naturally much more effective than before.

In less than a week, she had already lost a significant amount of fat from her waist, and a curve was beginning to form.

She was still chubby, but at least she was no longer the type whose flesh jiggled with every move. Now, her weight was more evenly distributed.

Few people were up this early in the morning. Seeing that no one was around, Su Luoluo called out to the system.

’System, hurry up and tell me what’s going on with this Xi Yi.’

However, her call went out, only to be met with silence.

The cold, mechanical voice once again rang in her ear: "Apologies, Host. Due to a system upgrade, service is temporarily suspended. We sincerely apologize for the inconvenience."

’It’s been a whole night, and the upgrade still isn’t finished?’

Su Luoluo pursed her lips as she stared at the cold, light-blue panel.

’This system of hers had never been reliable, not even once.’

’Oh well,’ she thought. ’I’ll just have to take it one step at a time.’

After finishing her morning run, Su Luoluo started doing yoga.

’To become beautiful, just being thin wasn’t enough; her posture had to improve as well.’

’Before, I was too overweight to do certain poses, but now that I’ve slimmed down a little, it’s the perfect time to incorporate them.’

Gazing at the verdant forest before her, Su Luoluo was in high spirits. She spread her legs, then bent one knee and wrapped it over the other.

With his arms pillowed behind his head and his legs crossed, Xi Yi’s narrow eyes watched Su Luoluo from his perch in the tree. She was jumping around one moment and twisting her body into a pretzel the next. An amused glint appeared in his eyes.

’This Su Luoluo is actually a little interesting,’ he mused. ’Making such a fuss so early in the morning. I wonder what she’s up to.’

’It doesn’t look like she’s dancing...’

’Don’t tell me she’s performing a ritual?’

’But for a ritual, aren’t these movements a little too lacking in solemnity?’