NOVGO.NET Chapter 18: Where Are You Touching?
Chapter 18: Chapter 18: Where Are You Touching?
Su Luoluo felt dizzy as she fell from the tree.
Although she was nervous, she had no time to worry about it.
She was just about to cover her face and brace for a face-plant in the dirt.
But she found that instead of hitting the muddy ground, she had landed on a firm, powerful chest.
His muscles were so well-developed.
They were bulging, each one perfectly defined—not an ounce of slack, just firm and springy.
Su Luoluo couldn’t help but gulp.
But before she could get her fill of the view, she suddenly felt something grab her butt.
Immediately after, her butt felt a little cold, and she could feel a draft.
It was as if there was nothing covering it.
Su Luoluo belatedly realized that the last remnant of the Beast Skin Skirt wrapped around her waist was gone.
In other words, she was now completely bare.
And of all the rotten luck, she had landed right on top of Xiao Ye.
His hand...
...seemed to be resting on her two butt cheeks.
Su Luoluo was both embarrassed and mortified.
Embarrassed that she was stark naked.
Mortified that Xiao Ye was touching her butt.
She wondered if she should get up.
’If I get up, won’t my front be completely exposed?’
’And the moment I stand, Xiao Ye will see everything.’
’But if I don’t get up, my butt will just be... sitting here.’
’Honestly, I’m terrified I might do something crude right now.’
’What if... what if I accidentally let out a fart?’
’Then... then Xiao Ye...’
Su Luoluo was caught in a dilemma, not daring to make a single move.
All she could do was lie carefully on top of Xiao Ye, breathing as quietly as possible.
’Let him leave his hand there if he wants!’
’It’s better than waking him up and having him tell me to get up.’
Meanwhile, Xiao Ye, who had inexplicably become a human cushion, wore an equally indescribable expression.
If everything hadn’t happened so perfectly, Xiao Ye would have truly thought this fat female, Su Luoluo, had done it on purpose.
Before he could push her off, he felt his hand touch a handful of flesh.
It was larger than his palm, and when he gave it a squeeze, he found it was rather smooth.
But the next moment, upon feeling the mass of piled-up fat, he practically roared, "Su Luoluo, you’re not even wearing a Beast Skin Skirt!"
’Two round cheeks, with a crack in the middle.’
’What else could this be but Su Luoluo’s butt!’
The thought of having touched Su Luoluo’s butt made Xiao Ye feel as sick as if he’d swallowed a dead fly.
’Could she be any more vulgar?’
Su Luoluo squeezed her eyes shut and played unconscious.
It couldn’t be helped. It wasn’t that she had no sense of shame, but in a situation like this, she had no idea what to do.
’Maybe...’
’Maybe Xiao Ye will get angry, throw me off, and leave by himself.’
’If that happens, I can wait until he’s gone, then grab the Beast Skin Skirt hanging from the tree.’
’And then secretly put it back on.’
’That would get me through this awkward moment.’
Having made up her mind, Su Luoluo kept up the pretense.
The person on top of him didn’t move, so Xiao Ye assumed she had actually fainted from the fall.
’What rotten luck. I, the one who broke her fall, am fine, yet she, the one who fell, passed out.’
Disgusted, Xiao Ye pulled his hand away and was about to push Su Luoluo off.
However, the moment he moved, the fat female’s hand started to wander.
It was actually moving downward.
That’s when Xiao Ye became fully convinced: Su Luoluo was faking it.
He gritted his teeth and yelled, "Su Luoluo, where do you think you’re putting your hand?"
Hearing this, Su Luoluo was completely bewildered.
’I didn’t move!’
The next moment, her face flushed red.
’How did my hand end up down there?’
She really hadn’t moved her hand there; it had accidentally fallen into that spot when Xiao Ye tried to push her away.
’This is my first time faking a faint. I’m so inexperienced.’
’I thought fainting meant being completely still, and I forgot that my body would shift if the person under me moved.’
Faced with this embarrassing scene, Su Luoluo could only open her eyes. "Um... if I said this wasn’t on purpose, would you believe me?"
Xiao Ye’s face was full of disgust. Seeing her move, he just wanted her to get off him quickly. "Get off me," he said coldly.
Su Luoluo shook her head, looking embarrassed. "I can’t get off right now."
"Su Luoluo, I’m not discussing this with you, I’m telling you. If you don’t get off, I can’t guarantee what I’ll do." Xiao Ye had no patience for her words and laid down his final ultimatum.
’Does she really think she can seduce me like this?’
Su Luoluo’s face was burning red as she stammered, "I-it’s not that I don’t want to get off... it’s... I can’t get up without my skirt."
After saying that, she licked her lips. "Of course, if you don’t mind me getting up like this, then I don’t mind either."
Xiao Ye’s expression darkened at her words.
She, a female, might have no shame, but he did.
’What’s there to see anyway? Just a pile of dark, flabby flesh.’
Gritting his teeth, Xiao Ye turned his head to the side and closed his eyes. "I won’t look. Just go get your Beast Skin Skirt."
Su Luoluo bit her lip, covered her front with her hands, and straightened up. She dashed to the banana tree, snatched the yellow skin skirt hanging from it, and quickly wrapped it around her waist.
Once she was sure it was secure, she let out a deep breath. "Okay, I’m decent."
Hearing this, Xiao Ye got up and, without a single glance at her, turned to leave.
Su Luoluo looked at the tall banana tree, recalled her failed attempt at climbing it, and finally spoke up. "Xiao Ye, we still haven’t picked the leaves."
Xiao Ye stopped at her words, glanced at the verdant banana tree, and transformed into his original form.
His body twisting, he shot straight up the banana tree. A moment later, several fresh, green leaves fluttered down from above.
Su Luoluo bent down to pick up a few, then nodded. "That’s enough."
With that settled, Su Luoluo focused on preparing the chicken in her hands.
After the series of events that had just transpired, Xiao Ye didn’t want to say another word to Su Luoluo.
If he weren’t waiting to eat this chicken, he would have left long ago.
Su Luoluo paid no mind to Xiao Ye’s expression. He had always looked down on her anyway.
Su Luoluo chose a few clean banana leaves and spread them on the ground. Then, she took the pheasant from the side and placed it on the leaves.
With limited resources and no water for washing, she had to make do with placing the chicken on the banana leaves.
The next step was to rub spices inside the chicken’s cavity to marinate it.
Without a cutting board, Su Luoluo broke a stick off a tree, peeled its bark, and then used it to crush the ginger, star anise, and cinnamon into a fine powder.
Next, she picked a nearby orange, hollowed out the pulp, and put the crushed spices into the orange-peel bowl. She then added a suitable amount of salt and a little squeezed orange juice, mixing it all together.
Chopped scallions would have been a good tool for applying the rub, but with no water available, she had to use the white part of a scallion instead.
She dipped the scallion stalk into the marinade and used it to coat the inside of the chicken evenly.