Ugly, Fat, and Vicious? My Five Beast Husbands Are Obsessed Anyway

Chapter 15: Cunning Female vs. Beastman



Chapter 15: Chapter 15: Cunning Female vs. Beastman

Su Nuannuan had originally been waiting to see Su Luoluo make a fool of herself, but who knew she would be sitting up there just fine.

’How could this be? Is Mo Xuan just letting that ugly monster Su Luoluo sit on him?’

Su Luoluo, naturally, didn’t notice any of this. She counted the sour plums she was holding—they were almost all gone.

’Mo Xuan sure has a big appetite. He ate almost all of my snacks.’

Fortunately, they had already arrived at their destination.

After the long journey, the tribe’s Werewolves were already thirsty and hungry.

After Su Yang found a spot for everyone to rest, he said to Lan Ya, "Take some people into the forest and pick some fruit to eat."

Lan Ya nodded, called the other females, and headed into the woods.

The Beastmen had been the ones making the arduous journey, and now they were utterly exhausted. Naturally, they had no energy left to hunt for other food.

The females, on the other hand, had ridden on their backs the entire way without taking a single step. Of course, they weren’t as tired, so the task of finding fruit for lunch naturally fell to them.

Lan Ya gathered all the females to pick fruit, and Su Luoluo was, of course, no exception.

’But these Beastmen have traveled for so long. Just eating some wild fruit won’t fill their stomachs at all.’

’Besides, wild fruits are juicy. Eating them on an empty stomach will just fill it with acidic liquid, which is very uncomfortable.’

’After such a tiring journey, something greasy would be much better for their stomachs.’

’If it weren’t so troublesome to refine castor oil, and if it wasn’t so hard to find, they could have gathered some wild vegetables to eat.’

Su Luoluo was looking around, hoping to find some other wild foods, when she was spotted by two of Su Nuannuan’s lackeys who had been keeping a close eye on her.

"Su Luoluo, are you slacking off again?"

"Can’t you see how tired the Beastmen are?"

The two of them chided her from either side.

Lan Ya, who was at the front directing people to pick fruit from the trees, heard them and immediately turned to scold Su Luoluo. "Su Luoluo, get to work! If I catch you slacking off today, I won’t give you any food for lunch."

Hearing Su Luoluo get scolded, Su Nuannuan felt a secret thrill, but on the surface, she still had to pretend to be kind and magnanimous, speaking up for Su Luoluo. "Mother, don’t talk to Luoluo like that. She’s just a bit playful."

"Playful? The other females are all working hard gathering fruit, and she has the nerve to be playing around?"

Su Luoluo curled her lip. ’This White Lotus really is something else.’

’Condemning me in just a few words.’

’Was I not working?’

’I was just trying to find something else we could eat at the same time.’

’It’s not like I cared about a few fruits anyway.’

Thinking that Lan Ya looked down on her anyway and that it was pointless being with them, she dusted off her hands and said, "Fine, I won’t eat. I’ll go find my own food."

With that, she slipped away in a flash.

Lan Ya watched her retreating figure, her anger flaring. "Su Luoluo is getting more and more out of control! Fine! She said she wouldn’t eat, so there’ll be no lunch for her today."

Su Nuannuan watched Su Luoluo leave, a flicker of a smile crossing her eyes. She lowered her head and placated Lan Ya, "Mother, Luoluo only said that because she was angry. Don’t lower yourself to her level. She’ll come back when she gets hungry."

"Hmph. She didn’t do any work, yet she still expects to eat. Even if she is a female, I can’t spoil her." Lan Ya flung her hand dismissively and walked ahead.

After offering a few more half-hearted words of persuasion, Su Nuannuan followed behind Lan Ya without saying anything more.

’Go ahead and starve, Su Luoluo!’

The frustration she had felt all day from seeing Su Luoluo sitting on Mo Xuan was now completely vented.

Su Luoluo, of course, had no idea what Su Nuannuan was thinking. Having broken away from the group of females, she actually felt more free to look for whatever she wanted.

This forest wasn’t as dense as the one they used to live in, so its resources were naturally not as abundant.

She searched for a long time but only managed to find some fruit.

’Don’t tell me I’ll also have to settle for picking fruit to eat?’

There was plenty of star jelly and fern, but unfortunately, she didn’t have a stone pot or salt.

Suddenly, a sharp cry pierced the air beside her. Su Luoluo looked up and saw that it was an eagle.

’I can’t catch something as formidable as an eagle, but smaller birds might be possible. It’d be even better if I could catch a wild chicken.’

’I could make a roasted chicken.’

At that thought, Su Luoluo scanned the surrounding trees, wondering whether she should set some kind of trap to catch a bird. Suddenly, a long tail with colorful feathers flashed before her eyes.

Su Luoluo chuckled. ’Perfect timing for a wild chicken.’

There was black soil nearby. Su Luoluo used a rock to dig around and caught a few earthworms.

She found a thin stick and threaded them on, then plucked a large, round leaf from a nearby tree. She rolled it into a cone and placed the "meat skewer" she had just made inside the leaf.

After making sure no light could get through, she placed the leaf on the ground and then found a place to hide.

Xiao Ye wasn’t a fan of wild fruit, so he was wandering around to see if he could find some wild eggs to eat.

Who would have thought that before he’d gone far, he would see Su Luoluo hiding furtively to the side, her eyes seemingly fixed on something.

’That ugly monster... she hasn’t found more wild eggs, has she?!’

She had snatched the last egg from him, and Xiao Ye had felt ever since that he’d let her off too easily.

’This time, no matter what, I have to snatch it from her.’

With this in mind, he also crept forward, cat-like.

But just as he crouched down, he saw that she was staring blankly at a leaf, and there was nothing there at all.

’Wait, where are the duck eggs?’

He looked at Su Luoluo suspiciously. ’What kind of trick is she playing now?’

A chicken suddenly ran out and plunged headfirst into the leaf, then began to run around frantically.

Xiao Ye raised an eyebrow, understanding Su Luoluo’s plan. ’So this ugly female is trying to catch a chicken?’

Xiao Ye snorted. ’She beat me to the duck egg last time. If I catch this chicken, we’ll call it compensation.’

Quick as a flash, Xiao Ye’s tail shot out and snagged the wild chicken.

Su Luoluo watched helplessly as the wild chicken vanished from before her eyes. When she looked up, she was met by a pair of purple eyes staring coldly at her.

At first, she was a little scared, but after recognizing the person, she burst out cursing, "Xiao Ye, give me back my chicken!"

How could Xiao Ye possibly let go? He turned to leave, his tail still wrapped around the chicken, and Su Luoluo chased after him.

However, a human is no match for a snake’s speed. She was out of breath after just a few steps.

Seeing that the chicken was about to be unceremoniously devoured by Xiao Ye, she urgently shouted, "Wait! If I cook it, I’ll give you a chicken leg!"

Hearing this, Xiao Ye’s lips curled dismissively. Unconcerned, he lifted the chicken and was about to take a bite.

Su Luoluo squeezed her eyes shut. "Half! You can have half, alright!"

Afraid that Xiao Ye wouldn’t agree, she quickly added, "Eating it like this is a terrible waste! I know a much more delicious way to prepare it."

At these words, Xiao Ye paused.

"What way?"


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