Solo Farming In The Tower

TL: Hanguk

“Meow…”

The ugly Chairman Park is multiplying, meow! I need to come up with a countermeasure, meow!

Theo was seriously contemplating how to handle the multiplying ugly Chairman Park , who were spreading like cockroaches.

Of course, the answer was already decided.

“I need to fix Chairman Park’s face, meow!”

Fixing the original would solve everything. The Destruction Sejuns had all copied Sejun’s face.

Paaat!

So Theo burned all of Sejun’s assets,

Slam. Slam.

and stomped on Sejun’s face with all his might.

“Vice Chairman Theo?”

Sejun’s face crumpled under the weight.

Thanks to that, the 100 trillion Tower Coins Theo had earned from completing the job quest burned brightly with a brilliant light.

Moments later.

“Hey! What are you doing using all that money on my face?!”

“Chairman Park, I spent all the money and fixed your face, meow! As there was no other way, meow!”

Theo got his chubby cheeks pinched like rice cakes by Sejun as punishment.

But the effect of burning an immense amount of money was evident, Sejun’s face became as clean as Santa Sejun’s.

And when the original Sejun’s face changed, the copied Sejuns’ faces also transformed accordingly.

Sadly, the effect only lasted ten minutes before the faces started reverting again.

“Puhuhut. At least Chairman Park’s face is less ugly, meow!”

Considering the 100 trillion Tower Coins used, the results were minimal, but Theo seemed satisfied, clinging to Sejun’s lap while humming,

“Meow meow meow.”

and even Cuengi, who was clinging to Sejun’s side, joined in, humming along enthusiastically.

At that moment,

Kihihit. Kking!

[Hehe! Butler! Great Blackie has brought back some money!]

Blackie brought back money dropped by the Destruction Sejuns to Sejun.

Kking! Kking!

[Butler! Great Blackie did five good deeds today! That means I only need to do one good deed tomorrow, right?]

Blackie puffed up with pride and attempted to negotiate.

However,

“No.”

Sejun firmly refused.

“And this doesn’t seem like a good deed.”

Kking?!

No, in fact, Sejun completely denied Blackie Family’s definition of good deeds.

Originally, Sejun had assigned Blackie good deeds as a form of atonement, but now what Blackie was doing had drifted far from atonement.

The essence had become distorted.

‘I need to assign them tasks that actually help with atonement.’

That way, they could reduce their punishment later.

“Hmmm.”

What could there be?

Butler, you’re so mean!

Sejun stroked Blackie’s head as Blackie glared at him with dissatisfaction, contemplating deeply.

Meanwhile,

Kihihit.

Blackie seemed to have calmed down, rolling over and offering his belly for pets, wagging his tail enthusiastically.

So Sejun stroked Blackie’s belly while continuing to ponder what tasks would actually help Blackie Family with atonement.

“Vice Chairman Theo, call Hel~nim for me.”

“Puhuhut. Got it, meow! Hel~nim, come here, meow!”

Through Theo, who could summon Hel, the God of Merchants, at any time, Sejun decided to seek advice.

However,

[Hel, the God of Merchants, refuses to talk, claiming that she’s not some idle god who can be summoned whenever.]

Relying on her impeachment veto rights, Hel, who had grown bold, refused Theo’s call.

“Meow?! Then Hel~nim, it’s impeachment time, meow!”

Theo immediately initiated an impeachment vote.

[Black Tower’s Lucky Legendary Merchant Park Theo, attempts to impeach Hel, God of Merchants.]

[Black Tower’s Legendary Merchant slaves Mimyr, Uren, Jeto, Ninir, Machun, and Magin automatically agree with Black Tower’s Legendary Merchant Theo Park’s opinion.] ℟ά𐌽ȫ฿Ês

[Green Tower’s Legendary Merchant slaves Turbo, Shark…]

[Golden Tower’s Legendary Merchant slaves Yuto, Marin…]

[A Legendary Merchant’s vote counts as 2 votes.]

The number of Legendary Merchants that Theo had recruited for impeachment totaled ten.

In cases like Jeto and Yuto, though they hadn’t done anything wrong, they willingly got stamped by Theo.

Thus, before the impeachment vote even began, Theo secured 18 votes in favor.

[Rolling dice to determine Lucky Legendary Merchant’s votes.]

[The dice has numbers from 1 to 6.]

Lucky Legendary Merchant Theo’s votes were determined by rolling dice.

And then,

[The dice rolled a 6.]

[Lucky Legendary Merchant Park Theo’s vote counts as 6 votes.]

As expected of a Lucky Legendary Merchant, he got the highest number, 6.

[24 votes in favor of impeaching Hel, the God of Merchants, have been counted.]

Once the vote tally was completed,

[With more than 50% of the 36 total votes in favor, Hel, the God of Merchants, has been impeached.]

Hel was impeached without even proceeding to an actual vote.

[Hel, the God of Merchants, has exercised her Impeachment Veto Right.]

Hel used her impeachment veto right to refuse the impeachment and

[Hel, the God of Merchants, declares in a confident voice, “You cat brat! I no longer tremble in fear because of impeachment!”]

She spoke arrogantly toward Theo.

At that, Theo responded,

“Meow?! Then it’s impeachment time again, meow!”

Theo immediately initiated another impeachment vote.

[Black Tower’s Lucky Legendary Merchant Park Theo, attempts to impeach Hel, God of Merchants.]

…

..

.

[Hel, the God of Merchants, has exercised her Impeachment Veto Right.]

In a flash, Hel used up both of her impeachment veto rights.

And then,

“Impeachment again….”

When Theo tried to impeach again

[Hel, the God of Merchants says she was wrong.]

[Hel, the God of Merchants suggests resolving this through dialogue.]

Hel, who had run out of impeachment veto rights, hurriedly requested dialogue and

“Puhuhut. Hel~nim, if you act up again, it’ll be a real impeachment next time, meow!”

[Hel, the God of Merchants says she will absolutely never act up again.]

She completely prostrated himself before Theo.

[Impeachment Veto Right]

It was, in truth, a gift from Hel, but at the same time, it was also a trap.

Santa Sejun was someone nurtured by Theo with his heart; naturally, he would never betray Theo.

With the hierarchy now sorted,

“Hel~nim, what kind of task would be good for Blackie to do to atone?”

Through Theo, Sejun asked Hel for advice.

“Puhuhut. Chairman Park, Hel~nim says that the fastest way for Blackie to atone would be to resolve the karma he has caused directly, meow!”

Theo relayed Hel’s opinion.

“To resolve the karma he caused directly?”

“That’s right, meow! Hel~nim says it would be best to go in person to seek forgiveness or resolve it, meow!”

“Really? Then where should Blackie go to resolve this karma?”

When Sejun asked,

“Hel~nim, where should he go, meow? Meow?! You said you don’t know, meow?! Hel~nim, are you joking with me, meow?! Do you want to get impeached, meow?!”

Theo, asking Hel, suddenly began to get angry.

After a moment,

[Hel, the God of Merchants, says she has an idea.]

Pressed relentlessly by Theo, Hel desperately came up with a solution.

“So if Blackie carries the World’s Energy, that will help with atonement?”

“Puhuhut. That’s right, meow! Hel~nim says apologizing to the souls contained in the World’s Energy will help with atonement, meow!”

According to Theo’s explanation:

The World’s Energy contained fragments of destroyed worlds and the souls of those who had perished in destruction.

So if Blackie apologized to the souls within the World’s Energy, it would help with his atonement.

“Alright.”

From now on, the World’s Energy would be entrusted to Blackie.

Having discovered the method for Blackie’s atonement, Sejun declared:

“Blackie, from now on, you’ll apologize 100 times a day, got it?”

Kking! Kking! Kking!

[Got it! Butler! I’ll do my best! From now on, call me Blackie the Great Atoner!]

Blackie barked with a determined expression.

And then,

Kkirorong.

Eomrorong.

Kkirurung.

…

..

.

The Blackie Family holding pieces of World’s Energy in their mouths started earnestly apologizing to souls in their mental worlds.

I hope they’re not threatening the souls to forgive them… right?

Sejun watched the unconscious Blackie Family with concern.

Thud. Thud.

Then, as he began planting Destruction Devourers again,

Drop. Drop.

Two drops of Tears of Destruction, lured by Flamie, fell from the sky.

But,

Gulg. Gulg.

This time, instead of turning into Sejun, the Destruction Theo transformed into Theo, who was clinging to Sejun’s lap. This was because Theo was physically closer.

The transformed Destruction Theos then,

Sha-sha-shak.

used Light Speed Meow-Step and charged toward Sejun.

“Meow?! Chairman Park’s lap is mine, meow!”

Theo, the Lap Guardian, also charged to punish the competitors.

Bang! Boom-boom-boom!

Theo and the two Destruction Theos collided, causing an enormous explosion.

Kueng!

[Dad, Cuengi is coming to the back!]

Cuengi hastily gigantified and shielded Sejun and the Blackie Family with his body.

Moments later,

“Puhuhut. I won, meow! Chairman Park, I brought back some money, meow!”

Theo, who subdued the two Destruction Theos, clung to Sejun’s lap. The two Destruction Theos were no match for Theo, who had fully recharged with Sejun’s lap energy.

Although there was a brief commotion,

Thud. Thud.

the Destruction Sejuns, undisturbed, continued planting Destruction Devourer seeds.

Sejun left those Destruction Sejuns alone and said,

“Let’s go home.”

He returned to the Black Tower.

When Sejun returned to the 99th floor of the Black Tower like that.

“Huh?!”

Kkyuk! Kkyuk!

[Sejun-nim, no! You need to twist it a bit more and swing it!]

He saw Bochi teaching swordsmanship to Sejun No. 3.

“Master Bo!”

When Sejun called Bochi,

Kkyuk?!

Why are there two Sejun-nims?

Bochi looked back and forth, confused, between Sejun and,

Swish. Swish.

Sejun No. 3, who was still swinging his sword.

At that moment,

……

The sword that Sejun No. 3 was swinging no longer made any sound, unlike before. Even though he swung it with full force.

And then,

[The Dragon Fruit with the Ambiguous Dragon Park Sejun’s Energy has gained a great enlightenment while using Beginner Magic Swordsmanship.]

[The Dragon Fruit with the Ambiguous Dragon Park Sejun’s Energy’s enlightenment is transmitted to Black Tower’s Tower Farmer Park Sejun.]

[The level of the Beginner Magic Swordsmanship skill has increased by 3.]

[Beginner Magic Swordsmanship has reached Lv. 4.]

Messages appeared in front of Sejun.

“Huh?!”

The skill level can increase like this?!

‘If Sejun No. 3 raises his swordsmanship skill level during the remaining time…’

Then I’ll be able to learn the Beginner Aura Swordsmanship that I couldn’t learn from Master Bo last time!

Sejun rejoiced at the thought.

However,

104.28.193.250

Kkyuk! Kkyuk!

[Not possible. I’m busy!]

Bochi flatly rejected Sejun’s request.

“Why not? Master Bo, you’re single. What could you possibly be busy with?”

“That’s right, meow! Why won’t you help great hybrid Chairman Park when you’re single, meow?!”

Sejun, who had a lover, and Theo, who shamelessly followed suit, criticized Bochi, who had been single for 300 years.

Stab.

It felt like a dagger had pierced Bochi’s heart.

This cruel world… Of course, those who have everything always do this.

Kkyuk! Kkyuk!

[That’s why I’m looking for a bride! I’m absolutely getting married within a year!]

Bochi shouted desperately at the two.

He had entered the Black Tower to find a bride.

“Oh?! Master Bo, I’m sorry….”

Sejun, realizing he might have gone too far, apologized.

“Master Bo, I’m sorry too, meow….”

Theo followed Sejun’s lead and apologized as well.

“Master Bo, don’t worry! I’ll help you find a bride. Heheh. Believe it or not, I’m a influential figure in the Black Tower. Just tell me your ideal type!”

Sejun declared confidently, puffing himself up.

Kkyuk! Kkyuk!

[Sejun-nim, then I’d like someone with lush fur! Black fur, specifically!]

At Sejun’s words, Bochi immediately described his ideal type. He had bad memories associated with white fur, so he didn’t want that.

“Lush black fur, huh….”

Hearing Bochi’s ideal type, Sejun pondered for a moment.

At that moment,

“Puhuhut. Great hybrid Chairman Park, I, Vice Chairman Theo, know of a bride candidate with lush black fur, meow!”

Theo exclaimed confidently.

“Oh?! Really?! Vice Chairman Theo, then bring her here tomorrow.”

“Puhuhut. Understood, meow!”

“Master Bo, while you wait, you’ll teach me swordsmanship, right?”

Kkyuk! Kkyuk!

[Leave it to me! I’ll have you master Beginner Magic Swordsmanship by the end of the day!]

And so, Bochi decided to stay on the 99th floor of the Black Tower until he could meet his bride.

“Vice Chairman Theo, so who is it?”

Sejun quietly asked Theo about the bride he planned to introduce to Bochi.

“Puhuhut. Chairman Park, it’s someone you know, meow!”

“Someone I know?”

“That’s right, meow! It’s Gorina, meow!”

Theo answered boldly.

“What?!”

You’re going to introduce Gorina to Master Bo?!

Sure, Gorina had lush black fur, but…

“Meow? Is there a problem, meow?”

Theo asked with an innocent expression.

‘This guy is a devil to his very core.’

That’s why he doesn’t even realize what he’s doing is bad.

“Vice Chairman Theo, take your time bringing her here.”

“Puhuhut. Got it, meow!”

Of course, Sejun wasn’t any less of a devil.