My System Forces Me to Live off Women

It’s fine to hold it in the Capital; the city is large, and Zhao Haiqi and Li Xin won’t invite too many guests, so the news is unlikely to leak to the Xu family.

But Ningyuan is truly a small town, and Li Peifeng’s parents have too many acquaintances there—the news travels too fast. If they hold a ceremony there, by the time the 9:58 a.m. wedding starts, Wu Wenyue’s parents might have heard the news and stormed into the hotel by 8:30.

Let me see what’s going on? My future son-in-law is marrying another woman?! Impossible, he said he’d marry our daughter after she graduated!

Li Peifeng: G~

To avoid such a scene, after discussing with Zhao Qingge, he decided to hold only one official wedding ceremony in the Capital.

But they were both unsure about whether to invite their classmates and colleagues to this wedding.

Zhao Qingge felt a bit embarrassed—after all, marrying a student might tarnish her glorious image once acquaintances find out.

And Li Peifeng hesitated to invite people because he was worried that once his classmates knew about his marriage to Old Zhao, the news might spread to other girls’ parents. Rationality told him that the less trouble, the better, but if he didn’t invite them, Li couldn’t help feeling it would be a pity not to witness his classmates’ shocked faces when he brought home Beihua University’s goddess teacher...

Oh, whatever, we Dong people believe in quietly striking it rich, let’s keep it low-key!

"Today, some genuine sentiments need to be commemorated, and some dear friends need not say goodbye."

"We slowly recount our surging feelings and passionately sing our delicate emotions... Next, please welcome the music club to bring the song, ’Remembrance.’"

A short-haired girl in a blue graduation gown, about 1.65 meters tall, slowly stepped onto the stage, and began to sing softly while looking at the audience below.

"Time has flown by in the blink of an eye, everything in my heart seems so clear..."

"I just want to hold on to the fleeting years, to properly say goodbye, regrets and gratitude can’t take us back to yesterday..."

This graduation ceremony included ten songs and one dance, with a warming-up session lasting thirty minutes before the official start.

Such an event wouldn’t be complete without Li Peifeng. According to the teacher and school leaders’ arrangements, not only did he need to take the microphone to sing, but he also had to give a speech as the representative of the graduates.

Since he was too lazy to write a speech, he refused to give one, reasoning that as an early graduate, it wasn’t appropriate for him to represent the class of ’21 in front of the class of ’20 graduates.

Thus, only the task of singing was left.

With the support of his melodious voice, the campus heartthrob Li volunteered to be the only real singing performer at this ceremony, moving countless sentimental classmates to tears, but putting that aside, the over hour-long graduation ceremony finally ended...

"Let’s go, let’s go take pictures."

"Peony Garden or Le Yu Road?"

"Let’s go straight to Le Yu Road, just take a couple of pictures and be done."

Li Peifeng glanced at Zhao Qingge, not really wanting to take any graduation photos with Bai Xiaoyang, since taking a few photos with the instructor in a red robe was most important at a time like this. But since he had promised before, he couldn’t take back his word, so he quickly walked off the field, wanting to get it over with fast.

"Slow down, damn, why are you running so fast?"

"I have other plans, hurry up."

"The big writer making millions per minute, huh?"

Bai Xiaoyang smiled knowingly, then picked up his pace too, arriving at the northern side of Le Yu Road by the ancient cypress grove, where Li Peifeng found a good spot for a photo. After asking a junior to help take the picture, the agreement for a photo together was fulfilled!

"This one looks good, thanks!"

"You’re welcome."

The junior might not recognize Li Peifeng, but thought this senior was really handsome. She couldn’t resist looking back at him and Bai Xiaoyang several times and whispered, "What a pity, he’s GAY!"

Damn it...

Li Peifeng shivered with indignation at the wrongful accusation: "Alright, I’ve sent the photo to you. Got anything else? If not, I’m leaving."

Bai Xiaoyang didn’t have such sharp hearing, so naturally, he didn’t hear the junior’s ’defamation,’ just hesitated to speak.

"Something else? Need to borrow money?" Li Peifeng probed, "How much do you want to borrow?"

"No!"

Bai Xiaoyang shook his head helplessly: "There’s a female colleague recently, she might have a good impression of me, but... I haven’t moved on from my last relationship yet, so I don’t know how to talk to her and can’t be sure, maybe I’m just overthinking it."

"Oh, so you want to consult me?"

Bai Xiaoyang grinned and acknowledged: "You, the love guru, can definitely be my teacher in this area."

Li Peifeng clicked his tongue in wonder: "You know to turn when the car hits the wall, you know to buy stocks when they rise, you regret when you make a mistake and get sentenced, you realize to wipe your nose when snot runs into your mouth... I mean, why didn’t you ask me on how to manage a relationship when you broke up with your last girlfriend? If you had asked me earlier, maybe you wouldn’t have broken up."

"Forget the past, focus on the future!"

"In the future... you still don’t know how to chat with a girl and aren’t sure if she likes you, right?"

Li Peifeng pondered for a moment, then said: "Let me teach you a formula for chatting with girls, remember it."

"Go ahead."

"The opening isn’t important, just saying hi is enough. Keep the topic going and control word count, don’t keep asking questions. If she wants to chat, then chat, if not, then drop it; calm high emotions and warm up low ones, speak more when warming up, less when cooling down; do whatever you need to do, games or work, think before sending, don’t overthink after sending. Chat with her for half a month; if it works, then it does, if not, run!"